I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 881: anger transfer

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An Lin stared at the sound transmission talisman in his hand in a daze.

This is... hung up again!

No, Chang'e always violates Wenqing like this, and can't communicate at all.

Even if there is Su Qianyun cheating, the pause and estrangement in communication will make the two of them unhappy.

"Susu, do you have any solutions for Chang'e's Wen Qing disease?" An Lin No. 2 asked.

A soft voice sounded: "Well, the reason why sister Chang'e is like this is mostly because of something in her heart, or obstacles in her practice, boredom in her heart, or depression in life, sensitivity and melancholy."

"The solution to this problem is to either help her or divert her attention."

When An Lin heard it, it was too difficult to help her solve the problem, but it was easy to divert her attention! With his charisma and language skills, can he do this

Wouldn't it be enough to increase one of her emotions to overwhelm another

He continued to use the air machine to trigger the sound transmission symbol, this time he waited and waited, but he didn't see the connection.

An Lin: "..."

I have pulled out my big knife, but you didn't take it

An Lin didn't give up, and continued to try to call Chang'e's qi machine.

Finally, with his hard work, the sound transmission symbol was finally connected.

"If it's windy? No way!" the woman said.

The corner of An Lin's mouth twitched, he ignored Chang'e's nonsense, and said to himself: "Fairy Chang'e, I brought you a very interesting thing from the evil spirit beast prison!"

"Oh, spring is fading..." The woman sighed softly.

Anlin finally understands this sentence, is it still not enough? It is said that curiosity is the strongest desire of human beings. How come it doesn't work when you come to Chang'e? !

He gritted his teeth and said again: "I heard someone called you an idiot!"

In the sound transmission note, there was a moment of silence.

Chang'e: "Who?"

An Lin took a deep breath: "Idiot!"

Chang'e: "..."

An Lin: "..."

"Gulu..." An Lin couldn't help swallowing.

He was going all out, since curiosity can't divert Chang'e's attention, let anger divert it! No matter how sad you are, when someone teases you, you'll want to beat him up instead of continuing to be sad.

For example, if someone posts in the circle of friends that they lost money in stocks today, or broke up, you just need to post a comment like hahahahahaha.

Keeping them all coming out of that sad state, while you bear all the sins and evils silently, although you are scolded by others, you are doing a great compassionate thing, this is greatness!

The beds in the hospital are white and soft, the air conditioner is cool, and the WiFi is still working, so there is nothing to worry about.

Sure enough, a fairy with a beautiful face and wearing a moon-white skirt appeared in front of him, her jade face was covered with frost, and she raised her white and slender hands.

An Lin's pupils shrank: "Wait, I just..."

"Snapped!"

"Boom!"

The earth shook loudly, the power of the moonlight surged, and the impact of energy made the ten-mile laurel tree bend its waist.

An Lin was slapped on the ground, causing a ring-shaped crater to form in his body.

"Your skin is itchy? Can't you just talk?" Chang'e's skirt was fluttering, and her voice was as cold as if a basin of cold water had been poured on her head.

An Lin's heart was depressed, and he cursed in his heart, it was obviously you who didn't talk properly first!

He touched his flushed face, which was hot, and a familiar feeling rose in his heart.

Dongfang Mengjie's slap seemed to be so simple and rude...

An Lin stood up with difficulty, and immediately straightened his posture and said: "I'm sorry, I was so offensive with my words before, Fairy Chang'e, please forgive me, I came here to ask you to help refine a magic pill."

Chang'e still wanted to be angry, but after hearing the magic pill, her expression finally changed slightly: "You want me to refine the magic pill? What kind of medicine do you want to refine? Who is it for?"

An Lin was so excited that he finally understood what Chang'e said!

"I eat it myself, I don't pick anything, any magic pill is cheap and easy to refine, so I want some magic pill."

He knew that most of the elixir, in terms of medicinal materials alone, had a price but no market, and the price fluctuated greatly, and he even had to find the medicinal materials by himself.

From entrusting alchemy to alchemy, it took decades or even hundreds of years, An Lin couldn't wait that long, of course it was as simple as possible.

Chang'e raised her crooked eyebrows lightly, and she was a little speechless: "Is it so casual for young people to eat magic pills?"

An Lin said with a smile: "This way you can save your worries, and I can also save your worries. Everyone is happy."

Chang'e pondered for a moment, then said slowly: "There are three types of elixir. I have collected all the refining materials, but there is only one that suits your requirements."

"Okay, then I'll take it!" An Lin snapped his fingers.

"Listen to me first." Chang'e interrupted, "This pill is a bit special."

"Why so special?" An Lin was taken aback.

Chang'e's moon white cloud sleeve danced in the void, and a elixir with colorful divine light appeared in the void. When people saw it, they had a desire to eat it.

Immediately afterwards, the transformation took place again, and the condensed divine light released by the elixir actually formed a colorful neon dress in the void, dancing with the wind, dreamlike and unsurpassedly glamorous.

"This..." An Lin opened his mouth, staring blankly at the colorful clothes in the sky.

Chang'e opened the mouth and said: "This pill is called Colorful Shendao Pill, which can enhance the power of five elements and Yin-Yang attributes of the user at the same time, but after taking the pill, the user will have ten years to wear colorful clothes because of the pill power... "

"Adding neon clothes? Is this what you said... meet the requirements?" An Lin's eyes widened, his face full of shock.

Chang'e smiled sweetly: "The medicinal power is vast but it doesn't burst, the attributes are strong, and it fits your divine body. Except for some small and special symptoms, it actually fits well."

An Lin covered his heart, resisting the urge to vomit blood: "Your little special, you forced me to wear women's clothing! Wearing women's clothing for ten years! And it's such a coquettish female clothing, I'm shameless! You think I'm Perverted?!"

Chang'e curled her lips: "You don't even dare to dress up as a woman, and you still say you love cultivating immortals?"

The corner of An Lin's mouth twitched.

"Okay, okay..." Chang'e saw An Lin's tangled and wronged face, and finally said slowly with some satisfaction, "Actually, there is still a solution."

"As long as I prepare an extra melting elixir for you to digest and absorb the Danli Nishang, it will be fine, but you will have to pay another one million spirit stones."

"It's easy to say, easy to say, as long as you don't wear women's clothes!" An Lin heaved a sigh of relief, no matter what, it's always good to keep his integrity, "Then it's settled, let's refine the Seven-Color Divine Dao Pill!"

Chang'e nodded and said, "Okay, most of the materials have been found, but there are still some materials that need to be searched specially. The deposit is only 100 million spirit stones."

An Lin: "..."

(end of this chapter)