I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 996: The moving emotional experience of the clown (Part 1)

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"Brother An, when I was a little monkey in the Land of Ten Thousand Mountains, I was not so ugly at that time, on the contrary, I was still a little cute." The clown said.

An Lin asked, "Is it like your transformation into a smaller one?"

The little scandal was stunned for a moment, then nodded.

An Lin understood. In fact, clowns were ugly back then, but they were too small, so the ugliness was not obvious.

This is the same as human beings when they were young, they are basically cute, but the older they grow up, the more they will let themselves go, and then the difference will come out.

"And then?" An Lin asked.

The clown said slowly: "One day, when I was picking fruit on the mountain, I was attacked by a black panther beast. Although I was born with a spirit body, I was still young at that time. Where is the opponent of the black panther? I was seriously injured by the panther's claws. Just when I thought I was going to be the panther's meal, a white figure jumped out!"

An Lin's expression froze, knowing that the heroine was about to appear.

The clown's eyes showed reminiscence: "She is so holy, so beautiful, with six white and agile tails, and star-like eyes, she swallowed the black panther with just one bite."

An Lin: "..."

In other words, why is this painting style different from what I thought

An Lin tried his best to calm down: "Then, how did you fall in love with each other?"

"In love?" The clown blinked his eyes, "Why should I love her?"

An Lin: "..., then what do you think she is doing?"

The clown smiled and said, "Because she is the mother of my favorite little white fox."

An Lin opened his mouth.

This... is this mother-in-law? !

I thought it was a drama about a beauty saving a hero, but it turned out to be a drama about a mother-in-law saving her son-in-law? !

Why is this painting style different from what I thought

"And then?" An Lin calmed down and continued to ask.

The clown continued: "The little white fox's mother Bai Muyu saw that I was seriously injured, so she took me to their residence for treatment. She also asked me if I saw a blue ice flower burning with flames."

"The reason why they appeared there was to look for that peculiar blue ice flower. Of course I didn't know about that ice flower. During the healing process, I became friends with the little white fox Bai Yao."

"Bai Yao is very curious about everything in the Ten Thousand Mountains Region, and keeps asking questions. As for the savior, I am naturally happy to tell her everything I know."

"Perhaps my fate with her began in storytelling."

"She is cute, cute, and very kind. She and I were looking for fruit to eat in the woods. If she picked up a fruit, she would share half of it with me. When I met a little beast, she was stronger than me and would stand in front of me."

"I swore silently at the time that when I become stronger in the future, I must protect her."

The clown sighed with emotion, looking at the starry sky, he seemed to still be able to see the smiling face of the little white fox.

An Lin smacked his mouth: "My childhood sweetheart, what happened later."

He has already been aroused, how did Bai Yao and the clown fall in love, and what happened to them, so that the clown is now sitting alone on the rock, looking up at the starry sky with heartbreak.

"Later." The clown sighed: "Later, her mother found the Flaming Blue Ice Flower, and took Bai Yao away from the Ten Thousand Mountains Region. She and I were separated..."

An Lin opened his eyes wide: "This... Did you miss something, that's it?"

"That's right, that's probably how it happened." The clown nodded, grinning, showing an ugly smile: "How about it, isn't it a very simple, pure and beautiful feeling?"

An Lin: "..."

simple? good? Are you telling a love story

This kind of experience, how did I realize that listening to it is the same as not listening to it? Hey!

Why is this painting style different from what I thought

Although An Lin complained wildly in his heart, he still had the expression of a caring brother on his face, and said softly: "Well...you and Bai Yao are in love now? Did you play any role in obtaining the flame blue ice flower? Did you? Do special things with her to increase your relationship, how did you confirm your relationship with each other?"

The clown looked disappointed and said: "The flame blue ice flower is obviously not a mortal thing, how can I have a chance to touch or meet an item of that level?"

An Lin thought about it, and it is indeed the case, this is the most realistic development, where there will be adventures everywhere, and it is not the son of God.

"My experience with Bai Yao is very simple and pure. As for how to confirm our relationship, she gave me a pinch of fox fur before parting, and I gave her a pinch of monkey fur..."

"As long as we are within ten miles of each other, we can sense each other. Isn't this an exchange of tokens of love? Our love is so reserved and restrained."

The clown looked sad, with tears in the corners of his eyes.

An Lin couldn't help but take a deep breath, reserved and introverted, restrained? What is the clown thinking

Is this really a love affair? Not like it!

This is a bit like the clown trying to make up his own brain, right

Maybe the little white fox only regards him as a better friend

An Lin felt a little sympathetic to the clown. He never expected that the clown would be such an existence who likes brainstorming and self-guided strategies. He should have discovered this earlier. After all, when the clown was taken in a few years ago, the clown seemed to have a lot of emotions in his brain.

The clown can be said to be a very emotional monkey.

An Lin didn't dare to imagine the clown's emotional experience anymore.

Because he felt that his brain had never been right once.

He asked curiously, "What happened later? Did anything happen to you?"

Clown: "Later, Bai Yao returned to her hometown, the Creation Domain, and this separation lasted until recently."

An Lin: "..."

That's what it means that nothing happened after that, right

The clown is also true. I have been obsessed with it until now, can't I find a female monkey? Why put your love on a vixen

The clown continued: "I became the elder of the Sijiu Xianzong. As the reputation of the Sijiu Xianzong expanded, my existence was known to many people, including Bai Yao."

An Lin's eyes lit up. This is the rhythm of the woman discovering the man's success, becoming a man with a successful career, and finally being tempted to contact him

"Then what?"

"Later, Bai Yao sent me a letter. She said that in ten days, she would marry the young master of the fox clan, the Black Fox Emperor. She hoped that I would be able to attend her wedding when I have time..." the clown said with tears falling down.

An Lin opened his mouth wide.

Damn...why is this style of painting different from what I thought? !

But think about it, this is also reasonable, the first love is married to another person, and only in this way can the clown be so sad.

An Lin thought it was worthless for the clown.

Little white fox may never have liked you, why are you so sad? Are you looking for guilt

He couldn't express his thoughts to the clown.

The clown probably won't believe it. Even if you believe it, it will be even more sad, right? Like a fool, liking a girl who doesn't like me for so long, wouldn't it be a bigger blow.

"It's okay, clown, you lost a fox, and you still have a large forest!" An Lin comforted.

"But I don't like forests!" The clown said firmly.

An Lin: "..."

"I've made up my mind. I'll go to the Fortune Realm tomorrow to attend Bai Yao's wedding!" The clown took a deep breath and said with a firm gaze.

An Lin froze for a moment, then nodded with difficulty and said: "Alright, bless them, and say goodbye to the past, so that we can grow up better."

"Who said I'm going to bless them? Bai Yao must have been forced, I'm going to save her!!" The clown ignited a raging fighting spirit and said decisively.

An Lin: "..."

(end of this chapter)