"Eh? Look, second brother, standing on the turtle's head... Bah, the man standing on the turtle's head is so naughty. He even got a level 4 green turtle as a pet. Is there something wrong with his brain?"
At the front of the team, a young man wearing a serious Tang suit inadvertently looked back and was instantly amazed by Yang Fan's unique look.
The face of the person next to him whom he called "Lao Er" darkened, and he said violently: "Get out! If you call me Lao Er again, I will die. Do you believe it?"
"However, it is indeed a bit naughty. Young people nowadays are really willing to do anything in order to attract attention. A good animal trainer, what kind of pet animal can he make, but he wants a green turtle?"
The second child also sighed softly, seeming to agree with the views of his companion in Tang suit.
"Look, let's see. This is called heroes seeing the same thing. Otherwise, why would we be so in love with each other?"
The young man in Tang suit was very excited, feeling like he had met a close friend.
"Green-haired turtles are notorious for being stupid, low in strength, slow in speed, and their meat is not very tasty. If their outer shells weren't too hard, such useless monsters would have been killed long ago. Is it possible to kill the species to extinction?"
"Get out!" The second child rolled his eyes at him: "Zhangsun Xingyou, do you really think that I don't dare to beat you? Who knows the same thing as your hero? I will warn you one last time. Call me "second child" again. Just put my dick in your mouth, do you believe it?"
The boy in Tang suit suddenly stepped back more than ten meters and looked at the second child with disgust: "Second brother, second brother, I really misjudged you. I didn't expect you to be more coquettish than that green-haired turtle. I despise you!"
The corner of the second child's mouth twitched, wanting to go crazy.
At this time, the rough and bearded freshman who had been walking at the front couldn't help but said to dissuade: "Okay, old... second brother, third brother, you two, stop messing around here!"
"Especially you, the third child. As the boss of the dormitory, your big brother, I have to criticize you."
"Tell me, is it so difficult to call me second brother? We are all brothers in the same dormitory. Let's be considerate of each other!"
"You know that Er Er is the most taboo about people calling him Er Er, why do you insist on calling him Er Er?"
"Although it's God's will that the second child be the second child, since he doesn't want to be the second child, you shouldn't call him the second child. Don't you feel uncomfortable if you don't call him the second child and don't add some trouble to the second child?"
After being persuaded by the boss's seemingly biased words, the second child's face turned dark, and he had the urge to give the boss a beating too.
This talkative guy has a big beard and looks like Zhang Fei. When he does things, he talks coquettishly and babbles like a talkative woman. He is not manly at all. .
If it weren't for the fear of not being able to beat him, the second child would have wanted to tear his mouth apart as early as the first day I met him.
Heaven and earth!
The second child had a dark face and couldn't help but want to look up to the sky and scream.
What kind of evil did he commit in his previous life, and why did he meet these two weird roommates
"Boss, you are so awesome. I don't even have to help you when I go to the toilet, so I help you!"
Gongsun Xingyou couldn't help but stretch his thumb at his beard. Didn't he see the second brother's face turned into the bottom of a pot after seeing what the boss said
Good guy, there are more than a dozen dicks popping up in one sentence!
It's so pitiful that Gongsun Xingyou had been fighting with the second child for a long time, and he only called him a few times. Compared with the boss's level, he was just a small witch, right
At this time, Changsun Xingyou suddenly started to sympathize with his second son. Having such a talkative Tang Seng boss among his roommates would probably make him very unhappy in the past four years.
"And you, mistress!"
After finishing talking about the second child, Zhuan Hu turned his attention to Changsun Xingyou. When he said "Little Third", Changsun Xingyou was so excited that he suddenly felt angry!
"Wen Lang! I'm warning you, if you call me Xiaosan'er again, I'll get in trouble with you!"
Changsun Xingyou immediately turned his face, raised his finger and pointed at the boss's nose, also wanting to get angry.
"Okay, okay, if you don't like it, I just won't scream."
Wen Lang followed the good advice and persuaded softly:
"Look, you don't want others to call you Xiaosan'er. Just like the second child doesn't want others to call him Laoer, you, Xiaosan'er, don't want others to call you Xiaosan'er. So, everyone should be considerate to each other. .”
"In my opinion, everyone should stop calling me "big brother", "second brother" and "little three" from now on. Just call me "big brother", "second brother" and "third brother". But it's better to just call them by their names!"
"Second son, third son, do you think what I said makes sense?"
It does make sense.
But why do both the former second son and the current mistress want to catch him and beat him up
Why, although I thought he had a loose mouth before, he was not so poisonous. When did this guy advance from a loose mouth to a poisonous tongue
Really, I really want to fuck him to death!
Among the large troops at the back, Yang Fan, who was standing on the bed, slightly twitched his lips. When he heard the second son and the third son yelling, Yang Fan was quite angry and couldn't help but want to teach them a lesson.
As a result, before he could take action, the three guys in front started fighting among themselves.
"Really, no matter who you play with, this girl Qianqian has also become bad. She has only been following Fatty An for a few days, and she has already learned 100% of An's poisonous tongue!"
Yang Fan sighed softly in his heart. He had just clearly felt that the bearded man named Wen Lang was tainted with a trace of Mu Qianqian's spiritual aura.
Obviously, he must have heard the eldest son Xingyou and his second son complaining about Yang Fan. Mu Qianqian couldn't stand it, so he secretly used hypnosis to hypnotize Wen Lang. With the help of Wen Lang's bad words, he The second child and the third child were disgusted.
You know, Mu Qianqian was Mu Tianqing's disciple before, and he was an expert in heaven-level hypnosis. It was not easy to hypnotize a second-level martial king without knowing it.
Even though Wen Lang is a second-level Martial King, his spiritual cultivation is not even that of a sixth-level spiritual master. If it were Yang Fan, he would be able to trap him easily.
"Second son, third son, why don't you say anything? Do you think what I said makes sense?"
"Second son, third son, why don't you say anything? Do you think what I said makes sense?"
"Second child, third child..."
Seeing that the elder Sun Xingyou and the second child were both dark-faced and silent, Wen Lang immediately turned into a repeater. He took the trouble to ask them questions over and over again. His voice was so loud that almost the entire freshman team could hear it. .
"Shut up!"
"Wen Lang, I've been putting up with you for a long time!"
The eldest grandson, Xingyou, and the second son finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted loudly at the same time. Then the two of them looked at each other, and they actually felt a sense of sympathy and sympathy for each other.
"Go on, beat him up!"
The second child was the first to suggest, and Zhangsun Xingyou rushed up without even thinking. The two people who were arguing a moment ago now cooperated with each other in a tacit understanding. One right and the other right, they attacked Wen Lang in an outflanking manner. .
Wen Lang was startled and suddenly came to his senses. He was stunned when he saw the second and third children attacking him like crazy.
"What is going on? Since when did these two guys wear a pair of pants?"
Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is, why did these two guys hit him
It makes absolutely no sense!
Did he make a mistake in trying to stop the fight just now
Although Wen Lang was hypnotized, Mu Qianqian did not completely control his mind, but just guided him to say what he said before.
Therefore, even though Wen Lang has woken up from hypnosis, the memory in his mind has not been broken because of this, and he does not feel that he has done anything wrong just now.
"What the hell, do you think I'm easy to bully Sa? You're so arrogant and don't show off your power. Do you think I'm a sick cat Sa?!"
Wen Lang looked at the two people who were approaching, and his anger surged. He twitched the corner of his mouth, and the king's will in his body was activated instantly.
"Absolute defense!"
An invisible field of light spread out in front of him, covering everyone within a kilometer around him.
The others didn't feel anything. Only Changsun Xingyou and Lao Er, who were attacking Wen Lang, froze and felt that a thick layer of heavy armor suddenly appeared on their bodies, covering their whole bodies. Strictly true.
Heavy, clumsy, but extremely strong. No matter how hard they try to break away from the attack, they can't break this invisible heavy armor. If it were normal, they would definitely feel super safe.
But now, they were fighting, and they were suddenly covered in a layer of heavy armor like a fortress, which seriously affected their movement speed.
Now, they both felt as if they had turned into the green-haired turtle they had always disliked before.
Wearing a thick carapace on his body, although his defense is invincible, his speed is extremely slow. Even with the strength of a fourth-level demon general, he can't beat a little martial arts disciple who is not even a martial artist.
The green-haired turtle in the wild is such a waste, and it is also recognized as the least harmful level four monster among the human race.
If a human encounters a green-haired turtle in the wild, as long as he is not bitten directly by the penis that suddenly pops out in front of it, even the lowest first-level warrior can easily escape from it.
Therefore, the eldest grandson Xingyou and the second son are all depressed now, and they can't figure out what the hell skill Wen Lang is using.
Although it can effectively reduce the opponent's movement speed, it also greatly increases the opponent's defense ability.
What you do is different from when an ordinary martial artist encounters a green-haired turtle. It can't hit you, and you can't break through its shell defense. Isn't it interesting to just waste it like this
Do you want to be so Buddhist
"You watch the second-level Martial King Wen Lang use special fields to fight against enemies. You will gain some understanding and learn a special secret skill - absolute defense field! Mental power +20, spiritual will +10, soul strength +10, and domain range +3."
"You watched the second-level Martial King Wen Lang use the absolute defense field to fight against the enemy in the competition. You were touched and your understanding of the absolute defense field was further deepened. The defense strength was +1 and the field range was +5."
“…”
Hearing the system prompts gently ringing in his ears, and the skill descriptions about the absolute defense field suddenly emerging from the sea of consciousness, Yang Fan's eyes lit up.
"Oh, not bad!"
"It can actually increase the opponent's absolute defense ability and reduce the opponent's movement speed. This skill is a bit interesting!"
The corners of Yang Fan's mouth curled up slightly, and he had no idea that this bearded man who looked a bit girly would actually have some useful stuff on him!
What an unexpected harvest! This is it!
(End of chapter)