After Rong Xian finished perfunctory Lei Ji and others, she refused to send them off and left in the dark.
The faint night can easily arouse people's anxiety and fear, but Rong Xian did not change at all.
Her steps are not too fast or slow, her steps are light and without sound, which is no less than that of the cat.
Then, her body melted into the night and turned into nothingness.
In this world, Rong Xian was shocked when she woke up, because she was about to turn 4.6 billion years old.
That's right, she has a well-known name, Earth.
The whole world called her Ma Ma.
Rong Xian of #西斗马#: "..." The mood is extraordinarily complicated.
However, before Rong Xian could adapt, she discovered a terrible thing.
- A cat has invaded the earth.
Yes, you heard it right, the cats have invaded the earth.
They quickly replaced various pets and invaded human life by selling cuteness. Their arrogant personality, harmless appearance and elusive personality all closely attracted the attention of human beings.
#ConquerAndBeConquered# is being staged every day.
Politicians from all over the world fight every day for which cat owner is cuter. Once the small dried fish on the market are better, they are quickly sold out.
The business of dried small fish is so popular that many businessmen have switched to making dried small fish. Because of the large market demand, fishermen in coastal areas unscrupulously catch all kinds of fish. If they do not stop it, marine fish will soon become extinct.
In order to make all kinds of cat climbing frames and cat scratching boards for the cat owners, the lumberjacks searched for many valuable trees to cut down, and the forest could only hear the sound of sawing wood, the illusion was greatly destroyed, the soil erosion was serious, the sand all over the sky.
Dogs are completely useless except for guarding the door, and humans have lost one of their most loyal friends.
Humans lick their faces to please the cat master, just to touch, suck, and then pinch the pink and tender little meat pad, and there will be no regrets in life.
Humans have no intention of working and are addicted to smoking cats, like a drug addiction.
The world is slowly regressing every day, but the well-served cat owner is secretly planning to occupy the earth, raising the shit shovel officers in captivity, and only serving them in the future, making fragrant dried fish for them.
Cat owners: Such good craftsmanship must be raised to make dried fish!
Earth Xian: "..." I feel like I have come to a fairy tale.
As one cat came to Earth, Earth Xian realized the crisis, and her consciousness emerged, ready to throw out these creatures that were going to invade her head-on.
At this time, a murder happened. The cause of death of the deceased is too familiar, and at a glance, it is known that the meow star did it!
When Earth Xian came here to catch the murderer directly, he accidentally discovered the big boss, the emperor of the cats, referred to as the cat emperor for short.
Obviously, this cat emperor is monitoring humans, and once there is evidence against cats, it will be destroyed immediately.
Thinking of this, she frowned slightly.
Humans will definitely not believe the conspiracy of the cat stars, they have been conquered by the cat's soft fur, pink pads and warm belly.
But these cats have broken the law, how can they be put in jail
She thought about things, and the figure stopped.
The street lamp above his head flickered and turned on completely.
Only then did Rong Xian see a few cats under the street lights.
The cat with the crown just now was outside, and there were other colorful wild cats surrounding the cat emperor.
Seeing Rong Xian, the Cat Emperor was obviously stunned for a moment, and then quickly regained his calm and arrogance.
Earth Xian's eyes darkened, and he said solemnly, "Is Your Majesty still patrolling the territory so late?"
The cat emperor shook his fur, his furry mouth opened slightly, and said, "Meow."
Seeing that Rong Xian's expression became subtle, her beard trembled, and she said, "You want to stop me?"
Rong Xian answered incredulously and asked, "I don't know what your Majesty's name should be?"
The cat emperor stepped on the ground and said in high spirits: "Lu."
It condescendingly said: "I give you the equal right to call my name."
Rong Xian smiled lowly, took two steps forward and squatted on the ground, gently pulled Lu Cat Emperor's front paws, and gave a kiss... but didn't kiss.
Cat Emperor Lu looked stunned: "..." Isn't there an inch left? Why not continue
Rong Xian let go of Cat Emperor Lu's hand, stood up slowly, took out a wet towel from her arms and wiped her hands seriously, and said in a cold and serious tone, "I think you should leave the earth."
The cat emperor is full of fighting spirit, like a general who is about to put on his armor, and he is full of ambition: "Don't let me leave, this is my future country, and I have to conquer this country to marry the queen."
Rong Xian: Very good, really have a lot of ideas.
Rong Xian was silent for a long time, and couldn't hold back: "I'm sorry, are you going to use small fish to hit the country?"
After a dead silence, the cat emperor roared and said angrily, "Cats won't use such useless means."
It moved its mouth, and when it wanted to say something, Rong Xian said with a serious face: "Think about whose territory you are standing on now before you speak."
The cat emperor was very mighty and submissive, swallowing the swear words, and said arrogantly: "As long as you open your body and accept my entry, I will grant you a title."
This is very misleading.
Rong Xian's expression remained unchanged, Shi Shiran said: "I saw your guards, they killed humans, if you continue to let it go, I will use my own methods to punish them."
The cat emperor was puzzled: "In this world, not only human beings are your children, but all living beings are your children. Why don't you hold grievances for those creatures and plants that are eaten, but stare at humans?"
Rong Xian said meaningfully: "Because humans are at the top of the food chain."
"But those people killed my people." Cat Emperor Lu said angrily.
After those damn humans abused its people, they also brutally killed them, how could it not take revenge.
Rong Xian smiled slightly: "After all, those people are only a minority, and the laws and regulations of the human world will punish them. But your legion's reckless actions make me very unhappy."
Turning around, she naturally raised the topic, and seemed to ask casually, "Is Your Majesty sure you won't leave? You know, I won't let your people mess up."
The cat emperor looked unlucky, who knew that the world of this planet already had a mature consciousness.
It said proudly: "I can not make trouble, but I have one condition."
Rong Xian said with a good temper, "Please tell me."
The cat emperor luxuriantly said: "I want to become an emperor in the human kingdom, and let the world's human beings see my stalwart and handsome figure, and let the civilizations of other planets know that this world has been contracted by me."
Rong Xian's mouth twitched, it was the first time she had seen a cat praising her so much.
Well, cats are such arrogant and narcissistic characters, which cannot be changed.
Luxe Cat Emperor: This is what I built for the cat queen (*/ω＼*)
PS: Thanks to Q reading my super diligent reward, (*￣3)(ε￣*)
In addition, I am waiting for tomorrow's arrangement for the addition of the little angel Heli. I have been very tired recently, so I went to bed first. Good night everyone.
(End of this chapter)