"Prime Minister, this time the Chinese Empire's attack on Germany's eastern front is to show us, Britain, that it wants us to leave Egypt alone." A member of parliament asked quickly.
"I think so. If we in the UK have objections to China's occupation of Egypt, I think the Chinese emperor will definitely order the troops in Russia to stop attacking Germany." The British Prime Minister said helplessly.
"Then Mr. Prime Minister, we cannot hand over Egypt to China just because of this."
"I don't want to, but if we protest about Egypt, the Chinese squadron in Russia will definitely stop attacking the German army. And if we protest against Egypt, it's hard to say whether Egypt can get it back." British Prime Minister, I think what China is doing is clearly forcing Britain to give up Egypt.
"Prime Minister, telegram from China."
"Yes." The British Prime Minister picked up the telegram and looked at it.
And this telegram was a telegram sent by Yuan Kehuan in Egypt, saying that Egypt harmed the Chinese, and the Chinese army could not send troops to Egypt. However, after occupying Egypt, Egypt still had great **** ideas, so it was decided to simply station troops. in Egypt to protect the safety of overseas Chinese.
Of course, in the end, Yuan Kehuan made a point of asking Britain to give Egypt to China as a colony, and he asked the British in a very friendly tone, without any intention of forcing him.
However, when the British Prime Minister read this telegram, he certainly would not think that Yuan Kehuan meant to ask Britain, but to tell Britain that Egypt was a colony of China.
"Hey, there is no other way. As long as the war is over, we in the UK will have this thing back." The British Prime Minister reluctantly put down the telegram in his hand.
Cairo, Egypt.
"Your Majesty, there is a telegram from the British side."
"Oh, so." Yuan Kehuan picked up the telegram, looked at Hu Zengxin next to him and said, "Jianzhong, I guess the British must have agreed to cede Egypt to us, do you believe it or not.
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"It's impossible. Britain is the world leader. If we slap Britain in the face like this, I think Britain might send the Royal Navy to Egypt." Hu Zengxin was a little unconvinced by Yuan Kehuan's words, because after all, Britain has been the world leader for hundreds of years. .
"Haha, look, didn't I tell you, I know everything about Britain." Yuan Kehuan held the telegram in front of Hu Zengxin.
"Holy shit, Britain really gave Egypt to China as a colony." Hu Zengxin held the telegram in front of him in surprise and looked at it carefully. The more he looked at it, the more excited he became.
"I tell you, Jianzhong, even if the British Royal Navy comes, we are not afraid. Now we, China, are the world's leader." Yuan Kehuan said arrogantly.
"Yes, Your Majesty, we in China are the world's leader, and we will beat whoever is unhappy." Hu Zengxin also said excitedly.
"Haha, yes, hit anyone you see who is unhappy." Yuan Kehuan laughed, then took Hu Zengxin to the side of the Egyptian pyramid and shouted to the soldier holding the camera: "Take a picture of us."
"Smile, Jianzhong." Yuan Kehuan said. After hearing Yuan Kehuan's words, Hu Zengxin quickly showed a smile on his expressionless face.
"Wait a minute." Yuan Kehuan suddenly stopped taking pictures with his hands and ordered to the soldiers next to him: "Bring me some national flags and put them on the top of the pyramid. This will prove that our Chinese army has been to Egypt and conquered Egypt. "
The soldiers not far away from Yuan Kehuan heard Yuan Kehuan's instructions and quickly found some national flags. Then, the Chinese flag with golden dragons was placed on the pyramid.
"Okay, that's it." Yuan Kehuan told the person taking the photo to take the photo, and then shouted: "Eggplant."
Later, the scene of Yuan Kehuan and Hu Zengxin standing in the pyramid with a smile was captured by a black and white camera, and the Chinese flag flying on the pyramid was clearly visible in the photo.
And when this photo was spread to China, the Chinese people were extremely happy because they saw the emperor of their motherland leaving behind symbols of other countries.
This shows that Egypt has become a colony of China. Although the Chinese do not like their country to be a colony, it does not mean that they do not like their country to have colonies.
Moreover, China likes its country to have as many colonies as possible, so does it look like a big country? Because that big country does not have many colonies, and big countries without colonies are embarrassed to say that they are a big country.
"Okay, let's take some photos each. When you take the photos later, you can tell your descendants that we have been to Egypt and conquered Egypt." Yuan Kehuan said loudly to the soldiers present.
"Oh oh oh."
The loud soldier shouted excitedly, and then all the soldiers quickly tidied their clothes and wiped their guns. Although the black and white camera could not tell whether the guns were clean or not, the soldiers still carefully wiped the guns until the guns themselves were in the sun. , stop wiping when it sparkles.
"Jianzhong (Hu Zengxin)." Yuan Kehuan called to Hu Zengxin next to him as he walked.
"Yes, Your Majesty."
"The matter in the Middle East can be said to have come to an end now." Yuan Kehuan looked at the Chinese Army who were queuing up there, waiting to take pictures, and felt funny, because in this era, cameras are so precious, so everyone He treasures every photo he takes, but Yuan Kehuan thinks that he still needs a black and white camera, so he seems to have to invest some money and let the technicians study color cameras.
"Yes, Your Majesty, the Middle East plus Egypt are now under the control of our army."
"The next step is to manage, Jianzhong, don't be soft on those who want an independent Middle East, just go out and shoot them. I want the Middle East to belong completely to us, China, and we will exploit new energy oil in the Middle East. You arrange the army We must protect these mining areas." Yuan Kehuan ordered.
"Yes, Your Majesty." Hu Zengxin answered seriously.
"And Jianzhong, I will take a plane to Russia tomorrow, because our Longteng Military Region, led by Li Zongren, is fighting Germany, and I want to see the situation there.
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"Oh, Your Majesty, let's go now."
"Well, the First World War may be over now. There are a lot of things waiting for us to deal with, and the matters in the Middle East depend on you." Yuan Kehuan looked at the endless sky and felt that the world was so big.
"Your Majesty, don't worry, I will definitely handle the aftermath in the Middle East." Hu Zengxin suddenly looked at Yuan Kehuan with a smirk and asked: "Your Majesty, you have arrived in Egypt. Do you want to arrange for some beautiful Egyptian girls to come to your Majesty in the evening? Tell me about the situation in Egypt.”
"Well, children can be taught." Yuan Kehuan suddenly discovered Hu Zengxin, and finally knew how to say it euphemistically. Later, Yuan Kehuan thought of the movie "Cleopatra" that he would watch in later generations, and he liked the beauty of Cleopatra very much, so He told Hu Zengxin: "Jianzhong, see if there are any good-looking queens or princesses in Egypt. I think they should know more about the situation in Egypt."
"Oh, Your Majesty, I understand, I understand." Hu Zengxin smiled evilly and looked at Yuan Kehuan.
However, when Yuan Kehuan saw Hu Zengxin's evil smile, he felt that he was despising his lechery. Thinking of this, he became angry and kicked Hu Zengxin in the body, cursing: "Why don't you go find Cleopatra for me? I'm not the only one. Ask them, if you are in the Middle East in the future, you can also ask them about the situation in Egypt at night."
"Yes, I can also ask them at night if they have any opinions on the management of Egypt." Hu Zengxin said with a bad smile, and then quickly arranged for soldiers to "invite" the Egyptian girls.
August 8, 1918, Moscow, the capital of Russia.
"Your Majesty, welcome to Russia again. We Russian people are very happy." Lenin came to Yuan Kehuan's private plane. When Yuan Kehuan got off the plane, he smiled and watched Yuan Kehuan get off the plane.
"Well, it's good to be close to the North Pole, and it's not too hot this summer." Yuan Kehuan said with a smile.
"If your Majesty feels that it is too hot in China, you can come to our Russia for vacation in the future. Our Russia will always welcome your Majesty." After Lenin finished speaking, he pointed to the Russian people next to the airport and said happily: "Your Majesty, look, we How the Russian people welcome His Majesty's arrival."
Yuan Kehuan looked at the Russian people next to him. Some of them held up banners reading "Welcome to the Emperor of the Chinese Empire, Yuan Kehuan!" ”, some held up slogans such as “China and Russia will always be good brothers!” ”, of course there were others holding the national flags of Russia and China, expressing their warm welcome to Yuan Kehuan.
Yuan Kehuan looked at the people in the square and thought that these must be people brought by Lenin and others. Otherwise, Yuan Kehuan thought, he had forcibly occupied more than two million square kilometers of Russian territory. There would be no way that the Russian people would like him. Yuan Kehuan still knows this, and the Chinese Empire still has two divisions stationed in Moscow, which will definitely disgust the Russian people.
However, when Yuan Kehuan saw the people in the square, they all had one thing in common, that is, they were all sallow and skinny. They must not have enough to eat every day. They must be sharing the wealth.
"Where is Commander Li?" Yuan Kehuan asked Lenin next to him.
"Your Majesty, Commander Li is already on his way to Moscow. He should be here. Let's go to the government building first." Lenin pointed to the row of cars in front, and led Yuan Kehuan and his party to the car. Lenin pulled the car away personally. As soon as the car door opened, he said respectfully to Yuan Kehuan: "Your Majesty, please get in the car."
Yuan Kehuan nodded to Lenin and sat in the car.
Yuan Kehuan sat in the car and looked at both sides of Moscow. Almost every building had hangings such as "What to Down with Capitalism" and "Work Together, Eat Together." 》
"Are our Chinese businessmen safe?" Yuan Kehuan asked.
"Your Majesty, ensure safety. No Chinese businessman will be harmed, and no Chinese will be harmed in the future." Lenin quickly patted his chest and assured.
Because Lenin knew clearly that the Chinese emperor in front of him liked to harm overseas Chinese, so he began to mobilize troops and invade a certain country. The key is to occupy a certain country, and the Chinese army will not go back. They directly started stationing troops in that country, just like intervening in the military and political power of other countries.
And just a few days ago, China took advantage of the fact that the Chinese were harmed and invaded several countries in the Middle East, as well as Egypt in Africa. This was right in front of our eyes, and Lenin didn't want to offend the Chinese as well.
"Brother." At this time, Li Zongren came to the government building and shouted to Yuan Kehuan happily.
"Haha, third brother, how is Germany doing now? Is the war going well?" Yuan Kehuan asked.
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