"Back then..." Fan Jian picked up the cup and took a sip of the fruit pulp.
Fan Dashangshu obviously looked a little confused and a little playful.
Master Xiao Fan couldn't help thinking wildly: Back then, I guess many things had something to do with my mother... Could it be that the younger brother's name was misheard because of Versace? Or, your own name...
Fan Xian could imagine that his mother would tremble with laughter when she heard such a characterful name like Fan Jian for the first time.
It's a pity that he didn't know that Lao Fan remembered a song, the prelude of the song began with the words "Dangdang Dangdang Dangdang"; he didn't even know that Lao Fan had already sung silently to the point of "I will take the blame and send you to death".
"Back then, I was drinking with Prince Jing at the Yuelai Inn in the famous Bada Hutong (the name is vulgar, but it's not familiar), and we were going to have sex in some building after drinking.
Just after drinking two cups, I found a woman smiling at us outside the door of the inn... "
"Huh..." Lao Fan breathed out, "That smile is like a flower!"
"No wonder the old boy fell in love with planting flowers later."
Old Fan muttered.
Gossip, rare gossip! Xiao Fan started to get excited...
"Actually, she's—well, your mother.
It was because she saw her lost cat. "
"It's hateful." Fan Jian patted the handrail vigorously, "that old boy is so stupid as to ask her which building's girl she is from."
The spring onion-like hand stretched out and twisted it so lightly... What a fat cat! Just so lightly... "Dead cat, it's hard for me to find!"... Lao Fan showed a smile, recalling the eyebrows wrinkling the cat's neck at that time.
"and after?"
"Later, of course I went to invite your mother to drink."
Fan Jian gave his son a strange look, "Are you allowed to buy chicken legs?"
"Hey~ Well, is this how mother got acquainted with you?" Fan Xian carefully considered his words, not getting acquainted with "that old boy".
"What else can I do?" Fan Jian had the air of a king, "We were all young back then! We were all full of spirits, and your mother didn't think it was a big deal to go to the building."
"Very free and easy, much more free and easy than us."
Fan Jian shook his head, what an amazing woman!
…
"What I said earlier is all nonsense." Fan Dashangshu didn't want to say anything (mainly because I didn't want to write...), and started to summarize.
"You have to remember two things.
First, never say dead cats.
Don't ask why, although you are not easy to die, you may not be able to keep the people around you. "
Your mother is an example... Fan Jian felt sad.
"Second, if you really like that girl Haitang, marry her.
Man, I was not the same back then! Wan'er, I will stand up for you. "
Fan Jian thought to himself, who made Haitang's popularity so high.
I can't stand it anymore, I don't know if that dead... er... fat cat can stand it