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As a man, no one wants to be a spare tire. But the key point is that the vast majority of men are visual animals, and their vision is quite picky, but the number of goddesses is far greater than that of dinosaurs, so it is inevitable that many men will become poor spare tires. The only difference is that some spare tires do not know that they are spare tires, while some men are willing to be spare tires.
Being a spare tire is not the most tragic thing, because the spare tire still has a purpose after all. When the goddess encounters a change of heart and needs comfort, the role of the spare tire will be revealed. However, the spare tire is still fragile, because the value of the spare tire to the goddess is to listen to her endless emotional stories that are smellier and longer than Aunt Wang's foot wrap. However, this emotional story has nothing to do with the spare tire, and the male number one is someone else.
What's even worse is that when the goddess swears when she's drunk, "So-and-so, the bastard, I gave him everything, and he dares to..." When the qualified spare tire is immediately picked up One sentence, "So-and-so doesn't know how to cherish, that's because he is blind."
There is no way, this is the meaning of being spared. As a spare tire, if you don't listen to these stories of emotional changes and vent, then there is no value at all.
The pain of the spare tire can be imagined.
However, Qin Lang actually said that there is a character worse than the spare tire, which made Tao Ruoxiang very curious, so she hurriedly asked the result.
"It's worse than the spare tire, of course it's the jack." Qin Lang explained with a smile, "Think about it, when you're driving, when you want to change the spare tire, do you need to use a jack? Goddess's spare tire doesn't work anymore, Only the jack is qualified to jack up the spare tire, isn't it?"
Hearing Qin Lang's words, Tao Ruoxiang wanted to laugh, but felt a little out of place, she should be very depressed now.
Seeing that Tao Ruoxiang didn't smile, Qin Lang thought that Teacher Tao's smile was really high, but I don't believe in making you laugh. So, Qin Lang went on to say: "Actually, being a man, spare tire, jack, are not the worst, there are worse than these two titles."
"What is that?" Tao Ruoxiang asked.
"Inflator."
Qin Lang explained solemnly, "The jack still has a chance to go up. Do you know when this pump will come in handy? That's when it's 'aborted'."
Tao Ruoxiang was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly understood the joke of Qin Lang's words, and couldn't help laughing anymore, but when she broke out, Qin Lang's classmate suffered disaster immediately, Tao Ruoxiang sprayed beer all over her face.
No one would feel comfortable being sprayed with saliva, but only those sprayed from the mouth of a beautiful woman, no matter whether it was saliva or beer, would not feel disgusting at all. So classmate Qin Lang was not angry at all, but looked at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile, waiting for her slender fingers to wipe his face with a tissue.
It's a pity that Tao Ruoxiang seemed to see through Qin Lang's thoughts. When her hand was about to touch Qin Lang's face, she quickly retracted and said, "Take the tissue and wipe it yourself!"
Qin Lang knew that he shouldn't show that happy expression prematurely, so he could only reach out to receive the tissue that Tao Ruoxiang handed over, but he took advantage of the opportunity to touch Tao Ruoxiang's palm, and brought a little Static feeling.
Tao Ruoxiang glared at Qin Lang, but seeing this guy's playful smile, she was helpless. When she had the identity of "Teacher Tao" before, Tao Ruoxiang could barely "suppress" Qin Lang, but now she found that her deterrence towards Qin Lang seemed to be getting weaker and weaker.
Fortunately, Qin Lang also knew that he should not overtly challenge Tao Ruoxiang's face, so he suddenly became serious: "I heard the joke, Aunt Tao, you are in a better mood, now you can talk about why you are depressed? By the way, I am sure it is not because of a change of heart Well, if it is, I'll get out of here immediately, I don't want to be a backup."
"Don't worry, you are not a spare tire." Tao Ruoxiang also said seriously, and added by the way, "You are not even a pump!"
"Oh... Then I can rest assured."
Just as Qin Lang expected, Tao Ruoxiang was only drunk, but not for the sake of drinking madness, so she didn't suffer from a change in love, but just encountered a dissatisfaction at work.
Originally, Tao Ruoxiang was admitted as a civil servant in the police system, and with the help of Qin Lang, this matter has been settled. However, just when Tao Ruoxiang was about to show her talents, something unexpected happened:
Because she is a novice plus a girl, and lacks experience and needs to strengthen exercise, she was temporarily seconded to work in other departments, which made her completely unable to participate in handling the case.
"My Aunt Tao, are you angry because of this?" Qin Lang said, "Although this is indeed a bit depressing, it should be a normal procedure."
"Normal fart! Don't you just think I'm a womanizer? The most important thing is that I don't know how to engage in relationships, so you deliberately squeeze me out." Tao Ruoxiang looked filled with righteous indignation, as if she had been greatly wronged.
"Then I would like to ask, Aunt Tao, which department are you seconded to?"
Tao Ruoxiang seemed to find it difficult to ask this question, so she took another sip of wine before saying angrily: "City Aids Association! Do you know what you want me to do? Just let me distribute leaflets and rat poison to various units and communities. To eliminate rats and cockroaches, there are indicators! Not only do we need to distribute the amount of rat poison, but we also need to record how many kilograms of rats and cockroaches we have killed. There are damn indicators!”
"Well… "
Qin Lang finally understood Teacher Tao Ruoxiang's grievances. She is obviously a top student in criminal investigation, so it's fine to be seconded to another unit for training, but it's still such a "mysterious department", how can she not give her a headache.
"Aunt Tao, I think you should take it easy." In order to comfort Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang racked his brains to find some jokes, "I think you should think this way, why did you join the police system? Isn't it just to kill harm for the people? You Joining the Patriotic Health Association now is also eliminating harm for the people. Moreover, it is still 'elimination of the four evils', how majestic!"
Elimination of the four pests, of course, is to get rid of rats, cockroaches, mosquitoes, and flies. This is one of the key tasks of the Patriotic Health Association. If Qin Lang hadn't heard what Zheng Yingwen mentioned tonight, he wouldn't even know there was such a mysterious department.
"Weifeng, Weifeng, you are so tall!" Tao Ruoxiang scolded, "You are such a heartless guy, let me comfort you a few words, you actually know how to make fun of me!"
"Who said I didn't comfort you, don't you feel that you are in a much better mood now?" Qin Lang still smiled shamelessly.
"Yes, I'm in a better mood now, because you are my 'pump', and you are dedicated to pumping me up."
"This is not funny, bad luck!" Qin Lang snorted, he didn't want to be someone's "pump" one day.
In Qin Lang's view, the pump is as sad as Xi Dang's father.
"It's strange to say that there seem to be a lot of mice recently." Qin Lang suddenly said something with deep feeling, because Qin Lang suddenly realized that the things he talked to people tonight seemed to be related to mice.