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"Go away, go away quickly!"
"I won't leave, I don't want to be separated from you, I won't leave, I want to be with you!"
"Don't worry about me, just go away!"
"No, I won't leave. In this life or the next, I will never be separated from you again. In life or death, I will be with you, forever!"
"Go quickly, listen to me, go quickly..."
Lawyer An walked into the bookstore.
I saw Lin Ke and the little boy sitting together watching TV series.
Lawyer An was stunned for a moment.
"How can you watch such a stupid TV show?"
Lin Ke shook his head, and the little boy remained silent.
Lawyer An shrugged and said to himself, "So, love really does lower one's IQ."
He walked to the refrigerator next to the bar and took out the cup of Super Coffee that Yingying had prepared and frozen for him every morning.
Gulp gulp gulp…
+1+1+1+1+1… …
In the hot summer, when you just come back from the scorching sun, there is probably nothing more refreshing than drinking iced Sprite.
Take a deep breath, and don't even bother to rest.
The two "little devils" beside my ears continued to sprinkle dog food that had long passed its expiration date.
The big TV hanging behind him continued to play the brainless romance drama;
Lawyer An took out his notebook and the map of Tongcheng and spread them out.
There was a large piece of talisman paper in the notebook, on which were more than ten signed soul contracts.
Although Lawyer An had already bound all the small land gods that had been born in Tongcheng in recent years with him before Feng Si'er left, there are definitely some that slipped through the net.
During this period, Lawyer An has focused on checking for any fish that have slipped through the net.
The TV show ended and commercials began.
The little girl walked up to Lawyer An. She knew what Lawyer An was doing and asked:
"Tell me, which one has a better future, being a ghost messenger or being a land god?"
Lawyer An smiled and responded without raising his head:
"Why, you want to change jobs?"
"Just asking."
"There's no way to compare. If you want to be the god of the land, you have to look at the weather. It's hard to tell for sure."
“You’re saying this as if being a ghost messenger doesn’t require looking at one’s face;
It is said that the college entrance examination is like a thousand troops crossing a single-plank bridge, and the competition to become a ghost messenger is much more intense than the college entrance examination. "
After hearing this, Lawyer An thought about it and nodded.
road:
"That's true."
Moreover, Lawyer An has a deep understanding of this. Look at Feng Si'er, isn't he doing very well in the underworld now relying on that face
Oh no, this is called successfully penetrating into the enemy!
"Hey, you mentioned this and it just occurred to me that today is the college entrance examination, right?"
"The Chinese composition is out." The little girl took out her phone and read: "Everything has its own nature. Water is very bland, but salt has flavor. Water plus water is still water, and salt plus salt is still salt... Things are like this, so are things, and so are people."
“It sounds quite impressive, but it’s only suitable for people in their 40s or 50s to write. Except for a few with special experiences, they are so young, how can they write with flavor
By the way, remember you said you were the top scorer in the college entrance examination? "
"I guess so." The little girl nodded.
"You have a lot of potential."
"Thanks."
"After you succeeded, you embarked on the path of embezzling state-owned assets?"
"Most people don't have this ability." The little girl leaned against the bar, as if she was lost in some kind of reminiscence, and couldn't help but say: "Actually, now that I think about it, people like me are not really capable."
"Hey, is there anyone who plays better than you?"
Lawyer An asked with interest while drawing circles on the Tongcheng map.
“Yes, I just found out about it not long ago. I met him in Sanya. He was an old director of a state-owned factory. Back then, there was no talk of environmental protection. All the factories were built in the city.
Especially in the early days, our capital was the same, and many cities in the northeast had factories first and then cities. "
"Then what?"
"I knew the factory manager when I was still alive. At that time, I thought he was a young man who just wanted to hold on to this iron rice bowl.
You say it's understandable that workers and farmers want a stable job, and it's still the same even after he became a factory director. In those years, everyone was having a lot of fun. Even if you didn't know how to play, there would be people who would come to you and teach you how to play.
But he refused to do so and stayed to guard the factory. In fact, the efficiency was not that high and he could just barely break even. However, since the efficiency was good at the beginning, he could do some accounting, move some things up and down, and package it up and sell it off. It was very easy to cash it out or sell it out.
He has been guarding the factory with the workers and their families.
Later, the municipal government required the factory to be demolished and moved to the suburbs, and they allocated him a new piece of land there for him to relocate the factory.
Just like the TV series "In the Name" that was broadcast at the time, he led the factory workers to protect the factory and confronted the higher-ups. He didn't want to make money, and he didn't want to get promoted, so he just carried on like this."
Hearing this, Lawyer An seemed to understand what was going to happen next and said:
“That’s quite developed.”
"That's right. A few years ago, when we were doing real estate development, a large factory site took up a lot of land. Many workers no longer worked there, but as long as the connections were still there, they could get millions of dollars directly."
“It’s not easy.”
Lawyer An coughed and said:
“But who knows?”
"Yeah, who knows."
"Okay, stop watching TV shows. Help me go to these two places this afternoon and see if there are any discoveries."
Lawyer An pointed to the circled location on the map.
The little Loli turned sideways to glance at the map and nodded. They had been out playing in Sanya for so long, and now that they were back, it was time to do something.
"By the way, where did the boss go?" Lawyer An asked.
"I heard from Yingying that he went to the countryside with the Taoist priest."
"He went to the countryside with the Taoist priest?" Lawyer An was stunned for a moment. "This is triggering a new plot. We have to finish the things on hand quickly."
"That's quite funny what you said."
"It's good to see through it." Lawyer An stretched, "In our bookstore, Lao Zhang is the plaque hanging above, wiping it from time to time, and even actively applying some wax to make it look shiny and sparkling.
If you hang it outside like this, even a mythical beast like the Xiezhi will pretend not to see it.
An old Taoist is the kind who can find something to do for you when you have nothing to do.
When you feel that life is boring, that there is no pressure in life, and that life is too dull, call the Taoist priest to go out for a walk, and things will happen. "
"What about me?"
The little Loli asked.
Lawyer An deliberately looked up at the little Lolita and said with a smile:
"To be honest, if you weren't this little loli's body, you would have died seven or eight hundred times already."
The little Loli snorted coldly when she heard that.
"Don't disbelieve me. Didn't you all run to Rongcheng to capture him? They killed all the others but you. I guess it was just luck. So sometimes it is really advantageous to choose a better body when you return to the world."
Attorney An couldn't help but frown when he said this. When he chose this body, he only thought about his own taste, but didn't pay much attention to the taste of the public.
well,
I miscalculated. I miscalculated.
"Hey, the king crabs I ordered tonight have arrived. I'll pick them up later so you can have a taste."
Xu Qinglang, wearing a white shirt, said as he walked down the stairs.
"Wow." Lawyer An exclaimed in surprise, "Isn't that cheap?"
Xu Qinglang recalled and said, "About 6,000 to 7,000 yuan per piece, a few hundred yuan per pound, and there are very few stocks available."
Lawyer An reached out and poked the bar.
With ill intentions:
"Transfer the account?"
Xu Qinglang laughed twice and said, "The boss has been in a coma for a year. How much money do you think we have left in our company account
Besides, in the past year, ghosts cannot go to hell and cannot make any ghost money.
The day he woke up, Lao Zhou seemed to have said that he was going out to earn money for the dead, but he came back empty-handed. "
Lawyer An nodded, yes;
Employees from other places are always thinking about how to take advantage of the company, let alone in public institutions.
But when I got to my own bookstore,
Good guy,
The boss was in a coma for a year, but we didn't break up.
Water and electricity bills, grocery bills, rent, and various expenses are all paid by whoever has time, and no one thinks about reimbursement.
In this world, no matter how outstanding an employee is, he or she can only be like this.
The reason is,
Who made the boss so poor
Or,
Who makes the employees much richer than the boss
"By the way, if you have nothing to do later, go to the wax museum in the back and get some lemons. I'm afraid the crab roe will be too greasy, so I'll squeeze some lemon on it to make it taste better."
"That's a problem." Lawyer An agreed immediately, and then, as if he had thought of something, he asked, "Old Xu, if you ever feel depressed, you can tell me in advance."
Xu Qinglang looked at Lawyer An with some confusion and asked, "What does this mean?"
The little girl rolled her eyes at the ceiling.
road:
"He wants your body."
“Bang!”
Lawyer An gave the little girl a slap on the face.
road:
"That sounds weird."
The little girl rubbed her head and pouted.
Lawyer An continued to rub his hands and said, "Nothing, just asking, what if? And I think if I looked like you, the effect might be better."
Look back,
After taking a look, I confirmed that Yingying was not on the first floor at this time.
Lawyer An then continued:
"Look, now she's almost squeezed out of her position as a cook."
Alas, this innate advantage is wasted.
"It's incomprehensible." Xu Qinglang was too lazy to pay attention to him and walked out of the bookstore to pick up the goods.
The little girl was playing with a ballpoint pen on the bar, and suddenly asked:
"Hey, didn't Feng Si get promoted because of his looks? I think my soul is not bad either, and my temperament is not bad either. Tell me, if I go back, will I have a chance?"
Lawyer An laughed out loud in his heart, could this be the same thing
Directly:
"Do you know what the Nine Attendants would say if they saw you?"
"What will you say?"
The little girl stared at Lawyer An with wide eyes out of curiosity.
Lawyer An coughed twice, cleared his throat, pinched an orchid with his hand, and raised his voice to the little girl.
road:
"Bitch, beat him to death!"