The wind on the river bank is always strong;
Yingying sat on the hood of the car, looking at her boss lying on the river in front of her.
At this moment, she felt that her boss exuded the aura of a philosopher.
Perhaps, it is true that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. In Yingying's eyes, no matter what her boss does, it is good, excellent, and charming.
There will never be another man in this world who is better than my boss!
Um,
That’s it!
In the river,
Zhou Ze closed his eyes.
If "lazy" is a label for a person, then there is no room on Zhou Ze's body for another one.
But he still understands some basic things.
for example,
No matter what happens, or what we have to face,
You can finish playing.
But you have to finish the game knowingly.
Instead of brushing your teeth in the morning,
"boom",
The world is destroyed,
On the eve of the world's destruction, his mouth was still full of toothpaste foam.
Dreams are the best starting point. They can be a beginning or an end, but at least, in Zhou Ze’s life, none of his dreams were aimless.
The river below me began to float.
Next,
A figure that looked exactly like him appeared beside him.
only,
He is made entirely of water.
It was as if the reflection that was originally below had turned over.
Zhou Ze opened his eyes, turned his head and looked to his side.
To be honest, the feeling of lying side by side with Tiehanhan is really uncomfortable.
“Tsk…”
Boss Zhou did not make any comments.
He didn't want this conversation, which he had finally started, to end so quickly with "watch... the door... the dog..."
Otherwise, you will miss out on this beautiful scenery and this comfortable river breeze.
And the gas money I burned driving all the way from the bookstore to here.
"Do you know what the sword in your dream was?"
Oh,
No more stuttering
So, this is a newly developed chat mode
I guess it doesn't have to be on the river.
This should also be possible in the bathtub in your bathroom at home.
But the thought of myself lying in the bathtub,
There was another idiot lying beside me.
hiss…
Boss Zhou suddenly felt goose bumps all over his body.
"Sword? Xuanyuan Sword?"
"Surprisingly, you guessed it right."
"Thank you for the compliment. These are the only famous swords I know."
"That's the Yellow Emperor's sword."
"Well, so, Huangdi wants to give me the Xuanyuan Sword?"
Zhou Ze opened his eyes.
Looking at the sky,
It seems that a peerless sword will appear in the next moment.
Falling from the sky,
Into his own hands,
Then the river started to wave.
The East China Sea is experiencing waves.
There are countless similar passionate movie plots.
"Oh."
Ying Gou chuckled.
Obviously, this is a denial.
Because Zhou Ze heard a strong sense of sarcasm in this laughter.
But Boss Zhou always felt that there was a chance of good fortune. Although he died miserably in his previous life, he had been lucky all the way in this life.
He first sensed Ying Gou living in his soul, and then Taishan came to him himself.
While others are still working hard to upgrade, you can just lie there and wait for death. From time to time, you can go to hell for a spring outing and collect a few heads of the King of Hell to make some figures.
so,
Then a girl named Lin falls from the sky...
Oh no,
It was the Xuanyuan Sword that fell from the sky.
What's so strange about that
When Gou Xin first met him, he thought he was the son of destiny.
But Boss Zhou compared himself with Gou Xin,
No matter how you compare him, I feel that Gou Xin is a younger brother.
"Am I wrong?" Zhou Ze asked.
"You think too much."
"Because I always feel that there are more beautiful sides to life."
"The scabbard is knocking at the door of your heart. What do you think of?"
"Hmm?" Zhou Ze was stunned for a moment, and continued: "Tie Hanhan, I really doubt whether you have started to believe in Buddhism.
You know, the monks who help interpret dreams and divination in the temple like to speak in this way so as to cheat people out of their incense money. "
"The scabbard is knocking at the door, which means that the person knocking at the door holds an unsheathed sword in his other hand."
It was a normal conversation.
Although the water figure lying next to me is a bit abrupt,
But when Ying Gou finished speaking,
Zhou Ze suddenly felt a chill in his heart.
At this moment,
Even Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva can indeed make Zhou Ze feel fearful, but it is not that scary.
After all, the farmer’s three punches were not in vain.
But according to Ying Gou,
Someone is holding the Xuanyuan Sword and is trying to kill me. It is self-evident who that person is...
This pressure,
It's big.
"I say, is your relationship with your former boss so bad?"
After asking this question,
Zhou Ze shook his head first.
Continued:
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't ask."
With Ying Gou's temper, it would be a huge miracle for him to have a good relationship with his boss.
Fortunately, Ying Gou was not conservative and rebelled directly when he should, otherwise his fate would be no different from that of the previous generations of meritorious officials represented by Han Xin.
"I will not submit to anyone."
"Why are they suddenly shouting slogans again? It sounds like orcs will never be slaves."
"He is a great man."
This "he" must be referring to Huangdi.
Although Ying Gou eventually rebelled against Huangdi and became the king of hell, even when the rest of Huangdi's generals chased the remnants of Jiuli to hell, they were simply shouted away by Ying Gou with a single shout of "Get out".
But in Yinggou's heart,
Even when the weather changed,
Those hands fell from the sky,
He still stood there and cut off his ten fingers.
This is how I win, leaving aside all other factors such as relationships, prejudice, arrogance, etc.
Regarding the evaluation of Huangdi,
Still great.
Of course, as a person who has received nine years of compulsory education, Boss Zhou naturally does not need anyone to explain to him how great the Yellow Emperor was.
After all, we are all descendants of Yan and Huang.
But if Huangdi were still alive...
Suddenly,
I feel like I'm being taken advantage of.
“That ancient war seemed to be a battle between the Yellow Emperor and Chiyou, a war between two civilizations, a struggle for the position of the ruler of mankind;
In fact,
It is also a struggle for destiny.
We fought in the world of the living,
Those high and mighty immortals,
It is the two sides who help out.
The world was covered with blood.
However, they were overjoyed at the good fortune they had received.
world,
For them,
It’s just a farm, and all they need to do is come down from time to time to harvest, harvest, and harvest again.”
At this moment, Boss Zhou felt like he was sitting next to a grandfather and listening to his grandfather telling stories about the past.
"We won, in the end."
"Um."
"He became the master."
"Um."
"Have you ever wondered why I am still alive, Hanba is still alive, but Huangdi is dead?"
"He's dead?"
Boss Zhou obviously didn't understand the point Ying Gou wanted to make.
I am just wondering, since Huangdi is dead, who is holding the scabbard of Xuanyuan Sword and knocking on my "heart door"
"He's dead."
That's confirmed.
"Then what?"
"On the day he died, he was taken in by an immortal in heaven. The immortal wanted him to be included in the immortal class. As the ruler of the mortal world, he was qualified to do so."
"It feels good, like I was transferred from the grassroots to the central level."
Of course, what is good or bad here is a matter of personal opinion. Many people may feel that life is carefree in a local area where the emperor is far away, and they would feel uncomfortable if they were promoted to a big government office.
Just look at how many village heads are now wealthy and live a comfortable life.
“That day, he went up and struck a blow with his sword;
After that sword, there are no more immortals in the world."
"Um… … "
“He has a lot of problems.”
"You can say this, I'll just listen, it's not very convenient to say it."
"He is proud, arrogant, and power-hungry. He is intoxicated by the glory and praise of his lord, and he wants to be admired by all generations."
"Um… … "
"But what he wants most is to be a human being."
“This requirement seems a bit low.”
“People live a hundred years, a hundred and twenty years at most;
We have to go through birth, old age, sickness and death, joy, anger, sorrow and happiness. In this vastness, a person's life is really like a flash of lightning.
But he still wants to be a human being.”
"I... seem to understand a little bit."
"So, he killed the immortal, and from then on, there was no longer another group of people above his head."
"Then?"
“But the immortals cannot be completely killed. Even if they are all dead, they are still waiting for the opportunity to return.”
"So, you fell because..."
“That time, I stopped it.”
It was a bit like the reactionaries attempting to make a comeback, and then Ying Gou replaced Huangdi, who had already passed away, and pushed back.
Of course, Ying Gou also paid a huge price for this.
"But this time..."
It is obvious that Ying Gou failed to prevent the Hell Incident a year ago, or rather, he had already prevented it once and was too lazy to do it a second time. After all, one should not meddle in matters that are not within one's jurisdiction.
Changes from a year ago,
Logically speaking,
It should have been the last Lord who had to bear the responsibility, but when the old Taoist in his previous life saw that the situation was not right, he simply swept away all his belongings and ran away. He would rather lose his foundation than play the "Emperor guards the national border and the king dies for the country" drama.
Besides,
Even if the immortal is no longer here,
But there are still people like Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva who have a longing and yearning for immortals, and this group of people is endless.
Not everyone wants to be an individual.
But Zhou Ze was also a little strange.
It's rare.
Tiehanhan and I suddenly talked so much at once.
And he doesn't stutter.
"That's not right." Zhou Ze suddenly thought of a question, "Shouldn't the scabbard of Xuanyuan Sword go to the Bodhisattva to knock on the door? Why did it come to me?"
"I once defeated Jiuli together with Huangdi and killed Chiyou."
"Uh, why are you suddenly reminiscing about the glory days of the past?"
"I have prevented a change in hell before."
"Yeah, I know, I know, but what I'm asking is..."
"I have lived from ancient times to the present day. I have helped the Yellow Emperor to slay immortals, and I myself have prevented immortals from returning.
but,
I have lived from ancient times to the present day, and have always been alive. I have never died, and I don't want to die.
so… … "
"so?"
Zhou Ze saw that the water-made self beside him began to slowly melt away.
This means that this conversation is over.
But what is the answer
"So what?" Zhou Ze asked.
"I... have become... an immortal..."