The Taoist priest worked for half an afternoon and finally replaced the combination lock. He had wanted to act nice and tinkered with this, but the effect was only comparable to the electric wheelchair he bought for his boss.
But Lao Dao is never a discouraged person.
He remains optimistic and positive.
Full of positive energy!
Otherwise, facing the ups and downs in life,
So many thunders,
He wouldn't be alive now.
If he wasn't killed by the explosion, he would have been depressed by it.
For an ordinary person, living to his early seventies is considered a long life, but for an old Taoist, it is even more difficult.
"Why are you still trying to get closer to someone when they're ignoring you? Look at how useless you are!"
The old Taoist couldn't help feeling annoyed when he saw his own monkey constantly flirting with the marten and trying to show its affection to him.
The little monkey ignored it and continued to "squeak" around the marten, showing great enthusiasm for this new "playmate".
“If you like a female monkey, we can go to the zoo tonight and find one for you;
Fat, thin, tall, short, well-educated, unrestrained, and outgoing.
Let's go through all the zoos in the Yangtze River Delta and we can always find the flavors you like.
But you like this stuff, it's not even a fucking hybrid."
A donkey and a horse can give birth to a mule, and a husky and a corgi can also give birth to pups.
But can monkeys and minks have babies
The old Taoist actually thought about it for a while, it seemed impossible.
"No, is this fucking thing male or female?"
The old Taoist then realized that he had overlooked the most important issue. Regardless of the difference in species, if they were all males, no matter how powerful the species and bloodline were, it would be useless.
He reached out and grabbed the marten's butt.
Just as the Taoist priest was about to lift up the marten to see whether it was a brother or a sister,
The marten suddenly opened his eyes.
Turn your head.
Staring at the old Taoist.
Deep in the eyes,
With endless cold!
The little monkeys next to them were so scared that they dared not squeak anymore.
Logically speaking, one was a demon monkey who had accumulated good deeds in his previous life and inherited the legacy of the mountain-moving monkey, and the other was the bloodline of a great demon that had appeared in ancient mythology;
If you really have to compare, it is really hard to say which one is higher and which one is lower.
But now there is no doubt that the little monkey is still in the ignorant stage of growth. In terms of strength, the marten is definitely more than half a street ahead of the little monkey.
In fact, if this creature wasn't delicate and afraid of pain, and happened to be "stringed" together by the human-shaped vines and Zhou Ze in the cave, Zhou Ze would have had no chance of taming it, and it would be hard to say whether he and his group could escape from the cave safely at that time.
Even monkeys are afraid of it.
Not to mention the old Taoist,
My body started to tremble.
Damn,
The old Taoist doesn't think he is courting death.
Generally, people who like to commit suicide think that they can be as law-abiding as they want.
He could only blame his boss in his heart for bringing back such a bad-tempered monster this time.
This murderous intention,
It's real.
This guy really wants to tear himself apart!
"What a beautiful butt! Very, very beautiful!"
The old Taoist took his hand back and said flatteringly, "It's very cold in Tongcheng. Can I buy you some clothes?"
Saying,
The old Taoist pointed at the monkey who was wearing clothes next to him.
"Look, for a dress like this, I'll choose a good material for you. Silk, okay? Mink is also fine..."
Killing,
Rich again!
"presumptuous!"
A low shout was heard.
The spotted marten shivered with fear and immediately curled up in a corner of the sofa, sticking its butt up high.
And it shook.
Meaning,
I am very, very, very good!
Zhou Ze, who had just finished taking a shower, was wearing a white sportswear. He walked over here while wiping his hair with a towel in his hand and glanced at the old Taoist.
"It has just been captured and its wildness is still there. Don't mess with it. If I'm not around, it might tear you into pieces."
"How can that be possible? How can that be possible?"
The old Taoist smiled awkwardly.
In fact, he had some idea in his mind. This marten had a bad temper, but it was not stupid, and it would not dare to kill people in a bookstore.
At this time, a customer came to the bookstore.
There are guests!
Um,
Zhou Ze was somewhat puzzled.
Isn't it normal to have customers when opening a shop
Why was the word "actually" in my mind
The little monkey jumped under the sofa and hid from the sight of outsiders together with the marten. In fact, the Taoist priest had designed this place specially, with screens and other cover next to it. It was because he knew that Zhou Ze liked to lie here and read newspapers and drink coffee, so he enclosed it separately so that the boss could have more peace and quiet.
The Taoist priest went forward to entertain the guests and served two cups of coffee.
Zhou Ze took today's newspaper, walked over to the sofa and lay down.
After going to Yunnan, what Zhou Ze missed most was this place.
Lie down comfortably and spread out the newspaper. In fact, you don’t have to really care about what the news in the newspaper is about. Just smelling the fragrance of ink is an enjoyment.
Although there is still the matter of Master Xu Qinglang in front of us, we can't rush it. We can only wait for Master Xu to find some specific clues.
In the future, there will be some busy things to do, so the important thing is to take some time off and relax.
"I told you, this is our Cangzhou ancestral medicine, prepared according to an ancient recipe. If you take it, I guarantee it won't go wrong!"
One of the two guests shouted loudly to the other.
"But this is too expensive. I just want to ask if it can be cheaper?"
"Cheaper? Let me tell you, this isn't an industrial product that came off an assembly line, how can it be cheap
Let’s not talk about the money for this recipe for now. What’s the popular name for it now? Oh, yes, it’s called patent fee.
Just look at the many kinds of precious Chinese medicines added here, and do the math yourself, can it be cheap?"
“But it’s too expensive and not easy to distribute.”
"How is that possible? This pill must be very popular. As a man, who doesn't care about this? Who is not willing to spend money on this
When that bug really comes to mind, how many people can control themselves?"
“But it’s too expensive.”
"Bullshit, this is an ancient recipe, a secret recipe. Cangzhou is the hometown of martial arts, you know that, right
This is an ancient recipe preserved by a big family over there. I spent a huge amount of money to get it.
This is really a good thing. Everyone knows that western medicine is harmful to the body, but this thing is not only effective and harmless, it can also nourish the body.
The person who gave me the recipe also said that Emperor Qianlong ate this every day, and he was able to live to be the emperor despite being so lustful, and it was because of this!"
The man swore solemnly,
Even ancient celebrities were dragged into this.
The only thing missing is to print “Ouji Treasures” on the two boxes of things.
Zhou Ze shook his head as he listened. Generally speaking, only those who sell antiques would pay attention to this and try their best to make up a weird and exciting story for the antiques in order to drive up their value.
It would be even better if I could have some connection with ancient celebrities, even if it was just hearsay.
But this medicine seller actually boasted like this,
It seems that times are really changing.
The old Taoist priest was also listening at the side. He also figured out what was going on and probably knew what kind of medicine was being sold. He looked at his boss with some curiosity and said flatteringly:
"Boss, I'll buy a few for you..."
Zhou Ze put down the newspaper.
Looking at the old Taoist calmly.
"Give a few to your men?"
Zhou Ze shook his head.
"Just tell me, after you took it, did it work?"
"Uh... yes."
“Is the effect obvious?”
"Uh... obvious."
"That's it! Don't worry, those rich people are happy to use this. They are not afraid that you are expensive, but they are afraid that you are cheap!
Look again, those who run adult product stores, a box of medicine contains twenty pills. Let me tell you the cost, he only needs to sell one pill, and the remaining nineteen pills are all profit!
Even so, some people still deliberately choose to buy the expensive ones. Why? They are not confident about the cheap ones!
Everyone is afraid of getting hurt after having fun!
There is nothing to be afraid of about this thing. It is a tonic after taking it. It can also enhance sexual function, increase hardness and last longer. I guarantee you that there must be plenty of people willing to spend money on it!
I have to hurry to the next place, otherwise I would not sell it to you at such a low price."
"This... but... okay, fine, I'll take two first."
"That's refreshing, that's how it should be!"
The man took out his shoulder bag and pushed it in front of the other person.
"Okay, transfer the money, and I'll give you this bag as well. The Chinese medicine ingredients are printed on the pill box. Take a look at it yourself. When you've sold it, contact me to pick it up and I'll send it to you."
"Well, OK, the money has been transferred."
"Okay, that's great!"
The person who bought the goods left first, while the seller continued to sit there, checking his phone from time to time.
The old Taoist walked over and took the initiative to talk to the man.
The old Taoist had traveled all over the country for so many years and had learned many accents from different places. He soon became friends with the man.
Zhou Ze continued to read the newspaper.
After waiting for a quarter of an hour, the man left and the old Taoist came back.
"Shit, I've been pretending to be from the same hometown with him for so long, and he only gave me a 20% discount."
The old Taoist still had a pill in his hand, which he must have bought from that man.
"Are you overwhelmed?" Zhou Ze laughed.
"No, just curious."
The old Taoist pursed his lips, placed the pill in front of Zhou Ze, pointed at it and said:
"It sounds really mysterious, and I don't know if it really has a nourishing effect."
What we specifically need is definitely not a nourishing effect.
Zhou Ze glanced at the pill and asked:
"How much?"
"Eight hundred." The old Taoist replied.
"How much is a Viagra pill?"
"A few dozen dollars."
"Well, it's only worth a few dozen dollars."
"What?" The Taoist couldn't believe it and asked, "But doesn't it still have the effect of helping that thing?"
Zhou Ze took the packaging bag from the Taoist priest, which had some Chinese medicinal ingredients such as wolfberry written on it.
"Put some Chinese medicine together that won't kill you, and add half a pill or a pill of Viagra.
This is it, the effect will definitely be good."
"Damn, can you play like this?"
Zhou Ze used to be a doctor. Hearing the old Taoist's surprise, he smiled and said:
“Nowadays, many traditional Chinese medicines have prescription drugs added to them. The efficacy is still the same as that of prescription drugs, but with the gimmick of secret recipes and ancient prescriptions, the value has increased tenfold or even dozens of times.
A swindler of fools' money."
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