After the Taoist priest came back, he lay on the sofa with his eyes narrowed. It was not because he was frightened by the incident of driving a car with a bomb.
The old Taoist priest is almost about to change his name to "Lu Jianqiang". What are these ups and downs compared to anything else
But what happened was that when everyone in the bookstore was catching Pighead, a stone flew up and hit him on the forehead.
Fortunately, the stone was not big and there was no bleeding, but there was a purple bruise. If the stone was bigger, the bookstore might have been helping the Taoist prepare for the funeral.
After walking by the river all day, the soles of my shoes finally got wet.
The little monkey held a peeled egg and rolled it carefully on the old Taoist's forehead.
This grandfather and grandson, a man and a monkey, are really harmonious.
Lawyer An picked up his Super Cup and gulped down several mouthfuls. Seeing the Taoist's uncomfortable look, he raised his cup and said:
"Master, what time do you want to get up?"
The old Taoist immediately waved his hand to refuse.
"I'm old now, and I can't afford such expensive things."
I am old and can’t stand gallstones and kidney stones anymore…
Lawyer An did not suspect anything and continued drinking his coffee.
Zhou Ze, who had just finished taking a shower, walked down from upstairs, wearing a black robe and pajamas. Lawyer An secretly glanced at the brand and said, "Tsk tsk."
poverty,
What does it matter
With a female zombie who is so willing to spend money on you, are you still afraid of being poor
Zhou Ze sat down on the sofa.
He picked up the teacup and took a sip.
He was thinking about what Xu Qinglang had said before. Old Xu sensed the breath of his master, but the difference this time was that the other party did not come to him, and the time could not be so fast. Instead, through the black beads, Old Xu reversely located his master.
Maybe, his master is not his master yet, and it is not clear what he is now. Anyway, the old man is very mysterious. Tie Hanhan seems to know something about the old man, and Xiezhi also knows something, but that is because they are in a high position. Boss Zhou is still confused anyway.
Leaning back on the sofa, looking at the monkey and the old Taoist in front of him, Zhou Ze suddenly asked with emotion:
"Does every Taishan Lord have a monkey by his side?"
Zhou Ze remembered the middle-aged man in a white robe who had appeared in his dreams or hallucinations several times, and the mountain-moving monkey who was obviously not at all aggressive and was extremely gentle.
at this time,
Seeing the old Taoist and the little monkey in front of me, I feel a little sad.
The mountain-moving ape found me after I killed the little monkey's previous life and treated me to a meal of "conscience cooking";
But it took him a long time to finally resolve his heart knot. But in those pictures, the monkey was very well-behaved and reserved in front of the Lord of the Mansion. Where was the slightest bit of the tyranny of a demon monkey in the world
Lawyer An smiled and said:
“I guess so. From the first generation to the last generation of the Palace Lord, every generation of the Palace Lord has a demon monkey by his side. They may be of different species, but they are all extremely terrifying demon beasts.
It is said that the last generation, who was the missing Lord of Mount Tai, was accompanied by a mountain-moving monkey, while the first generation Lord of Mount Tai was accompanied by a purple-gold divine monkey.
However, that purple-gold divine monkey was seriously injured when it accompanied the first generation of the Lord of the Palace to suppress the turbulent times in Hell. Although it did not die in the end and survived, the hair on its body was stained black by the filthy air. "
Speaking of which,
Lawyer An suddenly came to his senses.
Could it be that the boss has also discovered that Lao Dao is abnormal
Then, Lawyer An felt relieved again. Well, he had seen it himself, so it was not surprising that his boss could see it too.
Zhou Ze did not continue to discuss this topic in depth, but picked up a newspaper and covered his face with it.
In the afternoon sunshine,
He plans to take a break.
There is no sun today.
Not tasty enough.
Seeing this,
Lawyer An stopped bothering him and stood up, going upstairs to his room.
In the vegetable garden next door,
Xu Qinglang stood in front of a queen of flowers. There was no fairy hidden in the flower, but a baby with talismans stuck all over his body.
"You really don't want to consider it? I can satisfy all your requests except letting you go."
Xu Qinglang said to the baby.
Ever since his master first returned and nearly suffocated Old Xu in the bathtub, Xu Qinglang has changed in some ways.
He began to actively seek strength.
For example, formations, talisman paper, and the way he used the white gloves of the Poseidon to seal part of the Poseidon in his own body.
Some time ago, Xu Qinglang had been coaxing the little monkey to play together. His purpose was to release the black cat in the yin and yang in the little monkey's hand and communicate with him about some things about the formation, which was indeed very helpful.
Old Xu is still so handsome.
But he is no longer the decadent middle-class person who ran a small noodle shop, took some takeout orders every day and then did nothing.
And now,
He then set his sights on Geng Chen's abilities.
That skill of controlling puppets made Xu Qinglang very envious.
Although we still don’t know what Xu Qinglang’s master is, he is definitely not an ordinary character. Apart from other things, he does have vision.
At the beginning, he was impressed by Xu Qinglang's talent and accepted him as his apprentice. He even killed his apprentice's entire family for his apprentice's sake.
The approach is very extreme and radical, but it also shows from the side that Lao Xu really has amazing potential in the field of Xuanxiu.
Once upon a time, if life was just a first meeting, the little girl came to visit for the first time, walked to the next door of the noodle shop, opened her mouth, and stuck out her tongue.
Shouting in a very cool and concise manner:
"The underworld is well-ordered, and the underworld can be crossed..."
At that time, Xu Qinglang could only kneel on the ground and watch unwillingly as the souls of his parents were forcibly taken away by the little Lolita and sent to hell.
Today,
Xu Qinglang can dominate the formation in team battles, while the little loli and other ghost officials can only be reduced to waving small flags to help him.
However, after more than a year of serious work, the situation changed drastically.
However, in the face of Xu Qinglang's request, Geng Chen just remained silent, silent, silent, and silent again.
At this moment, he was like an indomitable warrior. Even if he was captured, he still chose not to cooperate.
Xu Qinglang felt helpless.
He couldn't just hold a cigarette in his mouth and use a soldering iron to burn the person in front of him.
While burning his body, he asked fiercely:
"You're going to tell me or not!"
"You're going to tell me or not!"
Even if we take a step back, the guy in front of you is just a baby the size of two palms. Where are you going to burn with the soldering iron
It would be fun if the ball was burned directly on the person's body.
Behind
Deadpool was planted in the soil by the black girl again,
In the words of the black chick,
This is called returning to the embrace of Mother Earth.
By the way, I'll also take some money from Mother Earth's pension to use as my own pocket money to make up for the loss from this outing.
Seeing Xu Qinglang's frustration, the black girl turned around and said:
"I have some leaves of the Ecstasy Plant here. You can try it, but it will be very harmful to the soul."
Xu Qinglang waved his hand and rejected the black girl's kindness. He didn't want to torture the other party to find out which hill the main force was on, but to ask about the secret of puppetry.
If you make people stupid, how can they teach themselves
What if I taught it wrong
Xu Qinglang was helpless.
He was delighted to see the prey.
He was too lazy to learn before and was only interested in cooking, especially noodles. But now he is interested in these metaphysical things, anything he can learn.
However, there was really nothing I could do about the person in front of me.
"Actually, you can talk to the boss."
The black chick suggested.
"it's useless."
Xu Qinglang replied.
This baby in front of me is not afraid of death, so why would he be afraid of Zhou Ze’s threat
There are still some tough people in this world. It would be great if they were all like the marten.
The black girl smacked her lips, took out a black seed from her pocket, and walked in front of the baby.
She only knows how to farm, but that doesn't mean that people who only know how to farm are nothing but simple and honest.
"This is the seed of the ghost Xumi. It likes to absorb human essence to grow. The Xumi fruit it grows is also a good thing to nourish the spirit and nourish the essence."
The baby stared at the black girl with calm eyes. He really didn't feel anything about this kind of threat. At worst, he would just suck himself dry.
Xu Qinglang stood by and watched. He didn't know what the black girl was going to do, but it didn't seem like she was going to use this to threaten Geng Chen.
"Knock!"
The black girl cracked the Sumeru seed between her teeth, then ate the pulp and spit it out.
It's like eating sunflower seeds.
"This is fried, a snack."
The black girl put her hand in her pocket and took out a handful of jet-black and translucent Sumeru seeds, placed them in front of Gengchen and shook them.
Geng Chen remained unmoved.
The black girl smiled.
road:
"Isn't it just a puppet technique? Will you teach him?"
Gengchen continued to remain silent.
"Okay, keep silent, please keep silent, the melon seeds in my hand...
Oh no, it's Sumeru seeds. For every ten minutes you are silent, I will throw one out. Then they will absorb the essence of ordinary people nearby to grow.
As for those ordinary people who become weak or sick because of this, it is all because of you!
It is your silence that has caused more and more innocent people to be implicated. It is not your fault. It is really not your fault.
I am too cheap. "
As she was talking, the black girl said seriously:
"I swear on my fate that everything I said before is true. If I lie or fail to keep my word, I will be struck by lightning and die a miserable death!"
Take a poisonous oath,
Increase the threatening attitude!
The baby's face immediately turned red.
After a while,
He is no longer silent.
Gnashing his teeth, he said:
“Shameless!”
The black girl was unmoved and said, "There are two minutes left to throw the first seed."
Geng Chen looked at Xu Qinglang.
Xu Qinglang was a little confused.
But he didn't say anything to stop the black girl.
final,
Gengchen closed his eyes.
Nodded...
The black girl licked her lips.
He said to Xu Qinglang in a flattering manner:
"Can you add another dish tonight? Just like the baked carp noodles from last time, I really want to eat it."
Xu Qinglang nodded.
"Okay, there will be pig's trotter soup tonight."