If we were to create a ranking of who is most afraid of thunder in the world, zombies would definitely be at the top.
Life and death are determined by fate, and yin and yang cycle, which is an established truth. However, zombies are born from death. In the end, life is not life, and death is not death. They claim to have jumped out of the three realms, but they are the most taboo against God.
Anyone in a high position hates this kind of unrestrained group.
Let's look at the two big zombie ancestors that Boss Zhou has come into contact with.
They have lived directly from ancient times to the present day,
Although a bit shabby,
But he is also considered the ancestor of the zombie world.
sometimes,
Being able to survive is also a skill.
He outlasted all his contemporaries and rivals.
It's also a kind of loneliest feeling of being invincible, isn't it
Zhou Ze reached out and hugged Yingying, and the two of them snuggled together, watching the thunder rolling in front of them.
Hey,
Don't say,
There is a strange romance.
It feels like a boyfriend is being naughty and deliberately taking his girlfriend to a haunted house.
I was obviously trembling with fear,
But he still forced himself to remain calm in front of his girlfriend.
Yingying was very scared. She never hid her emotions and thoughts in front of Zhou Ze. She was always transparent in front of Boss Zhou.
From a feminist perspective, you can say that she has no personality and has been poisoned in various ways, but for a person to find someone in this life who can be treated wholeheartedly and without worrying about being hurt is also a great happiness and luck.
In fact, Boss Zhou was also in a panic.
Other zombies are at most afraid of thunder. When they hear the thunder roaring above their heads, they can't help but shiver and feel terrified.
For example, when the little boy first debuted, he saved many villagers in the mountains. The villagers built a ancestral temple for him, which scared the little boy so much that he ran over and kicked the temple down.
Why
Afraid of being struck by lightning!
They are just afraid, but Boss Zhou is one of the very few zombies who have actually been struck by lightning!
It’s not that there were no other zombies struck by lightning, but they were basically turned to ashes, so I won’t mention them.
I still remember when I was in Lijiang,
The bald monk swallowed a ghost from a ghost cave.
Finally, a thunderstorm came down.
That taste,
That sour,
Then add some green onion, ginger, garlic and a little chili powder and it is ready to serve.
Boss Zhou really doesn't dare to go through this a second time.
"BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!!!!!!!!!"
thunder,
At first, there were only two or three.
Like an appetizer.
Then,
Just like big and small pearls falling on a jade plate,
One after another, they came crashing down.
Good guy,
This is really much more spectacular than setting off fireworks, with the crackling sound like frying beans. Even those in Hengdian who were shooting anti-Japanese war films wouldn't be willing to use so much explosives.
"boss!"
"ah?"
"Boss!"
"Ah? Speak louder, I can't hear you!"
"Boss, why doesn't the thunder stop?"
"Ah, what did you say?"
"This thunder doesn't stop!"
"I guess there are more people... and more ghosts!"
Under this dense thunder, most other sounds were almost eliminated. At this moment, it was as if God was losing his temper, just like the emperor was angry. The ministers had to lower their heads and dare not offend the emperor. Naturally, the people below were even more frightened.
Of course.
Even Zhou Ze didn't expect that
This gambling house,
There are so many customers.
Perhaps, what I saw in the living room before was just the tip of the iceberg. The scale of this casino should be much larger than I imagined.
finally,
About five minutes later,
The thunder stopped.
The clouds are light and the wind is gentle,
As if nothing had happened,
It was the farmland in front of us that was dotted with small, densely packed pits. This thunder tribulation, in terms of scene, was far worse than a missile, but for evil things, it was its real nemesis.
All gone,
All gone,
A gambling house,
There are so many gamblers in there.
Demons, ghosts, and officials,
All are laid here together, receiving purification from Father Nature.
In the final analysis, it was actually because Zhou Ze brought the young lake spirit out, but the culprit also felt a chill down his spine at this moment.
As for this apology,
Not really.
If you just accidentally killed an innocent person, you might still feel a little guilty;
But there are too many ghosts killed by this, and I can’t even begin to express my regret.
At this moment,
Zhou Ze and Yingying dared to walk back and approach the car.
Didn't they insist on staying to watch the thunderstorm
It's because in the previous scene, when you were being watched by the energy of heaven and earth, any rash action you made might attract the attention of God. It would be ok if you stood there and followed the rules, but if you moved around, God probably wouldn't mind wiping you with another rag.
Get in the car.
This time Zhou Ze sat in the co-pilot seat.
"Yingying, you drive when we go back."
"Ah? Boss, you're not afraid of me..."
"Don't be afraid, just hit me, don't be polite. If you see someone changing lanes on a solid line without using a turn signal, just ram into them.
We have just been taught by God, and we must pass on God's spirit, teach others how to be human, and let everyone understand and learn the spirit passed down by God. "
"Okay, boss."
Yingying was very excited and was about to start the car. She had had her driver's license for a long time, but because her boss had never allowed her to drive, she had always listened to her boss and had really never driven a car. As a novice driver, she always had the urge to drive.
Zhou Ze took out a bottle of mineral water from the front drawer of the car, took a sip, and said to himself:
"This thunder is scary enough."
"Pretentious... sentimental..."
Boss Zhou rolled his eyes subconsciously.
He felt that he still liked the quiet Ying Gou.
When you encounter a problem, just shout and he will come. Leave the task to him. When you solve the problem or solve the person who raised the problem,
Give him back his body.
There is a clear division of labor between them.
There was no other communication.
Now when Ying Gou has nothing to do, he suddenly pops up and makes some comments on one's inner thoughts, which really makes people feel uncomfortable. It feels like someone is peeping into one's heart without reservation.
This mentality is easy to understand.
Just like ordering takeout at home or in a hotel, or going to a club for a half-service session.
Each party gets what they need without being a burden to the other party. When the job is done, the other party will reply with "Come again next time". Whether to change the technician or the number plate to keep the old style or try something new is up to you. It's very free.
If those clubs and takeaways require that you actually take one home to live with after ordering one, then this industry will really wither away...
"oops!"
"What's wrong, Yingying?"
"Boss, this car won't start."
"Let me take a look."
The car wouldn't start. I guess the battery or some other component was affected by lightning and caused a malfunction.
After checking the car,
Boss Zhou immediately thought of something.
He took out his cell phone again.
have to,
The screen went black directly.
In the face of the power of nature, human technology is sometimes so terribly immature.
"Boss, how about you sit in the car and I'll push it from behind and go straight back to the city to find a 4S store."
Forehead…
Sitting comfortably in the car,
Yingying pushed the car all the way to the city.
actually,
In terms of difficulty,
Not really.
At least for Yingying,
It's really a piece of cake.
There is no need to worry about her being tired, injured or having no strength.
But Boss Zhou still shook his head.
road:
"Forget it, let's push together."
"How can that be possible? Or, Boss, let's walk back to the city and then buy a car."
"This isn't the way to spend our lives. Pushing a cart isn't a difficult task for us, and there's nothing urgent to do. Just push it, and I can relax while I push it."
"Okay, boss."
As long as I can be with my boss,
Yingying is happy no matter what she is doing.
Next,
On the country road,
Zhou Ze and Yingying pushed the sedan together.
Keep moving forward.
Maybe if someone else was pushing the cart, the speed would be very slow, but for Zhou Ze and Yingying, it was really not difficult, and the speed was about the same as the walking speed of a normal person.
It was early spring, and the roadside scenery was pretty nice. The two of them were talking and laughing while pushing the cart.
perhaps,
This is also a kind of
Ordinary couples probably don’t have the energy to experience this kind of romance.
By the afternoon, the car was pushed into the repair shop. Zhou Ze booked another room nearby. After entering the shop, he followed the usual routine and took a shower first.
After taking a shower,
Boss Zhou lay down on the bed.
Yingying took a bath before going to bed with him.
Snuggling up to Zhou Ze and massaging his head.
"You are tired too, so don't..."
Zhou Ze took back his words.
OK,
She is not tired.
Sometimes in life, I am not used to the lack of these hypocritical greetings, such as "drink more hot water", "rest early", "don't get tired"...
"Boss, the air here is not very good."
"Can you feel whether the air is good or bad now?"
"I can't really describe what it feels like, but I feel more comfortable in places with good air. For example, in a bookstore, I feel the air is good."
"That's right. Our bookstore is almost being turned into a natural oxygen bar by the vegetable garden."
Zhou Ze turned his head and looked at the two things on the bedside table, one was the bottle, and the other was the animal skin.
"Oh, when you get back, go and see if you can find a surrogate mother and pay her more."
"Yeah, okay."
Yingying agreed, and then seemed to sense Zhou Ze's mood changes and asked in a low voice:
"Boss, are you disgusted by surrogacy?"
Zhou Ze sighed, "It's okay, I've seen this a lot before, and sometimes I get confused myself, because the longer I see it, the more I feel that people are really no different from animals.
Look, as long as you have money, you can actually find someone to breed for you."
"That thing about being raped..."
"It's up to you, Lawyer An..."
Zhou Ze patted his forehead.
Then I remembered that poor lawyer An had gone to Guandong.
This life,
Suddenly the white gloves were gone.
I'm really not used to it.
If Lawyer An was there to do this kind of immoral thing, he would have done it beautifully without me having to give any instructions.
Now, in the bookstore, Yingying is a bit naive and Laodao is a bit of a good guy, so it is really difficult to find a second suitable person.
well,
Only when you lose something do you know how to cherish it...
Old An,
When will you come back
At this time,
Zhou Ze suddenly felt a tremor in his chest.
Yingying felt it and put her hand on Zhou Ze's chest.
Zhou Ze smiled and took out the silver mask. Qing was just a little girl, how big could her face be? So the mask wasn't very big. When Boss Zhou put it on, it felt a bit tight, so he just carried it with him.
You know what, anything produced by the underworld must be a masterpiece.
My cell phone and car are both broken, but this thing still has a good signal.
After a moment's hesitation,
Take a deep breath.
Zhou Ze signaled Yingying to be quiet.
Then he silently put the mask on his face.
… …
“Buzz!”
The body trembled.
The sight turned from white to black and then back to white.
When Zhou Ze opened his eyes,
I found myself in a familiar scene again.
On a table,
I am a chubby doll-like girl.
After the first experience,
This second time, I felt much more relaxed.
And shook his arms.
Because it is a doll and the interior is inlaid with gears, the two arms can actually circle 360 degrees smoothly.
Boss Zhou is like a fool.
Here I spun my arms like a wind wheel.
It was quite fun.
After playing by myself for a while,
Zhou Zecai stopped.
That's not right.
This gave me a signal.
Why haven't those two come yet
Boss Zhou remembered that there should be two dolls here.
One was wearing a clerk's uniform, and the other was wearing a red bellyband with a bright word "meat" (meat) written on it.
Only these three people have this mask. They should be from the B team. Why did they call me but the other two are nowhere to be seen
I can't just twist my head off and kick it like a ball for a while, can I
Huh
Boss Zhou actually put his two little round hands on his head. Want to try it
At this time,
A doll suddenly jumped up from under the table.
It's the doll wearing a red bellyband.
Yo,
Someone finally came!
Zhou Ze immediately calmed down.
You know,
Yiqing's character,
It is impossible for him to do anything out of the ordinary, he is very calm and cold.
"What's the matter?"
Boss Zhou said in a controlled tone.
The red bellyband doll stood there without saying a word.
"What’s wrong with you?"
Boss Zhou continued to ask calmly.
Who knows
In the next moment,
This red bellyband doll actually raised its round hands.
He held up his own head,
With a "crack",
He took his own head off.
Forehead… …
What is going on here
Next,
The red bellyband doll put its head on the ground.
forward,
"Baji" he kicked himself in the head.
The round doll's head rolled in front of Zhou Ze.
Zhou Ze stood there motionless.
The red bellyband doll stood there motionless.
I’m afraid the atmosphere will suddenly become quiet…
Boss Zhou looked intently at the doll in front of him.
My mind is still full of question marks.
But I stood there for a long time.
Don't move yourself.
The other party didn't move either.
finally,
Boss Zhou couldn't help it.
Try to lift your feet.
He kicked the head in front of him.
"Gurgle..."
The head was kicked back in front of the red bellyband doll.
The red bellyband doll moved again.
Lift up your thick little legs,
He kicked his head towards Zhou Ze again.
Zhou Ze kicked back again.
The opponent kicked back again.
Two dolls,
On the big table,
In a very strange atmosphere,
It really is like playing a game of kicking your head as a ball...
Kicking and kicking,
Boss Zhou's heart slowly lifted up.
In his mind,
Suddenly I thought of a possibility.
And this possibility is still being deepened.
finally,
When the ball, no, when the head is kicked back in front of you,
Boss Zhou made a perfect stop to the ball.
He asked quietly:
"You are..."
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My days and nights are reversed again. It's really not intentional to update late at night. I try to adjust my schedule as early as possible. It's not that I explode one day and then become sluggish the next day. This chapter has more than 4,000 words, so it counts as one chapter. I'll make up for it tomorrow. Don't panic!