"Dandan, I've told you many times not to litter randomly, especially in the middle of the road.
Do you know that tomorrow the hard-working sanitation workers will have to risk their lives walking in the middle of the road to clean it
Because for them, not cleaning well may mean a salary deduction. Some people who sit in the air-conditioned office will be so bored that they will sweep up the dust within one square meter and weigh it with an electronic scale to see if it meets the standard.
Life is hard, so we better not add burden to other people's lives, understand?"
"Are you pitying them?"
“Oh no, how can I pity them, these stupid dirty greedy selfish bugs;
Am I crazy to feel sorry for them
I am feeling sorry for myself.
Fuck it, I spent a hundred years trying to be a normal person, only to find out that I really can't fit in with this disgusting group of theirs.
I feel sorry for this city, I love this city very much, so your garbage will destroy the beauty of this city;
Fuck you.
I also hate this noisy damn city;
I pity myself;
Because we walk back and forth on this street at least twice a day, and if there is a car accident here tomorrow, I will smell blood when I pass by, I will feel nauseous and uncomfortable.
Do you understand? "
"good."
The girl bent down and picked up the box she had just dropped in the middle of the street.
"Very good. People should have a sense of public morality. You have made progress, Dandan."
The man snapped his fingers with satisfaction. He was dragging a suitcase that looked very light because it could slide on the road by itself.
Moreover, the box kept shaking, which was equivalent to exerting pushing force on itself.
"I heard that a company was so bored that it made a product, a suitcase that you can sit on and drive like an electric car."
"sounds good."
"Yes, you spent a lot of money to buy a suitcase like this, and then everyone in the airport looked at you like an idiot and watched you sit on the suitcase and go 'toot toot'"
"At least it sounds more reliable than new energy vehicles."
"You have a point."
"When will you send the car you bought for repair?"
"That car is great, I like it very much, especially the door opening process, which requires scanning the door with a mobile phone to unlock it. The anti-theft capability is absolutely first-class."
"So when the scanner fails, you can't even open the car door? You might as well use the key."
"I just said it's very good for preventing theft. Look, I can't even open the car door myself, let alone a thief."
"Tsk, that seems to make sense."
A man and a woman, who looked to be in their twenties, were walking side by side on the street in the early morning.
"How long will we stay in Tongcheng?"
"I don't know. Let's wait for Grandpa's notification."
"It's okay to stay here, but I really hate this feeling of being a nanny."
"Dandan, you will also have sex in the future, and then become a mother."
"I said the nanny, not the mother."
"But in fact, in my opinion, most mothers actually play the role of nannies."
"I find you really wise tonight."
"I am wise every night. Well, I actually like this word. I remember when I first learned this word, it was a positive word.
But who knew that bored bugs would actually make some changes.”
"Why is there so much resentment?"
"Two years ago, my grandfather made another pipe, and I gave him a thumbs up in front of him. You are so wise."
"Then what?"
"I was beaten by my grandfather."
"hehe."
"Don't laugh."
"If grandpa knew you were secretly smoking his cigarettes, would he break your legs?"
"It doesn't matter as long as you don't hit the third leg."
“Wise.”
"Come on, Dandan, if you hadn't met Grandpa, our lives would be very pure, living without clothes in the big forest, living a shameless life, and you would have given birth to a litter, one litter after another.
You should be thankful that you are now a 'person', well, at least you look like a person."
"Why?"
"Because I have always envied humans' ability to reproduce. They are already very good at giving birth and raising babies. Now with the development of their medical conditions, their survival rate is enough to make other species in the forest envious."
"Are you worried about the country and the people?"
"I guess so. Every time I think about this, I get worried. I'm so worried that I want to go back and smoke a few more cigarettes."
"If Grandpa knew you..."
“It’s okay. According to human society, if you smoke when you are sixteen, your father will beat you;
But if you're 26 and you smoke, your dad will pass you one when he smokes."
"You mean you've grown up?"
"Well, we don't have any good cigarettes here anyway. Those people are just lucky people. Do you really think that smoking them will have any effect
Food goes through a series of processes from capture to finally entering our mouths and finally to excretion.
Do you know how much of this energy is absorbed by us and how much energy is wasted?"
"But you're still smoking, what's the point?"
"There are smokers all over the streets, just go ask them."
The girl glanced at the suitcase beside her, frowned, and said:
"Grandpa sent us here this time just for him?"
"He is different. Grandpa values him very much, otherwise he would not have taken his sperm and let the precious silkworm hatch it."
“It is indeed different. The others are just an illusion, like smoke. They seem to exist, but in reality everything is illusory.
But this,
It can actually grow up."
“So, Grandpa values him very much, otherwise he would have placed him alone in the pool that even you and I would have envied when he left Tongcheng a year and a half ago.
Normally, we could only get a piece or two of that stuff by currying favor with grandpa, but this fellow had been soaking in a pool full of that stuff for a year or two.
Grandpa, you really want to raise him as a human being, oh no, you want to raise him as a human being."
"So he was naughty and full, so he ran out of the room and wandered around outside."
"Don't be so resentful, especially towards Grandpa."
The man pointed to the sky while talking.
Continued:
"There are only two of us who we should not blame and have no right to complain to in this life.
One is the Heavenly Father above my head,
Because it allows us to continue to brag and talk and stroll on the street without worrying about being struck to death by a sudden thunderbolt;
The other one is my grandfather, otherwise our bones would have turned to ashes by now, and we wouldn’t have built a grave after we died, so our descendants would have to find a place to worship us…
Oh, I guess our descendants won’t understand what worship is.”
"I just want to go back to the lake and continue sleeping, instead of coming to the city just to catch this thing."
"Well, this is actually good news. It means that the tobacco leaves have begun to mature and have developed to the point where they have sexual impulses. They are not far from becoming finished tobacco leaves."
"What's so different about him that Grandpa thinks so highly of him?"
“Destiny, although people now like to say that all beings are equal, in fact, we know best in our hearts that people’s destinies are different, just like the destinies of humans and animals, which are different at birth.
Three years ago, when my grandfather came to Tongcheng for the first time, he saw this man. At that time, my grandfather went up to him and asked for his birth date and eight characters. After observing his face and reading his handwriting, my grandfather concluded that he had the fate of a dragon swimming in shallow water.
Just like the first emperors of some dynasties in ancient human beings, they were very unknown before they became famous, but they simply lacked an opportunity or the time had not come yet, but their destinies had long exceeded the concept of great wealth and honor.
Grandpa left because he had something to do at the time, but he did tell Grandpa that he had frozen his sperm. This was all arranged when Grandpa came to Tongcheng again a year and a half ago."
"Oh, I can't feel any difference."
"Don't look at him like this now, hiss, you can't say that, my grandfather once told me that this person looks cowardly, but it is true that you can't judge a person by his appearance, he has a destiny of dragon and tiger.
This kind of tobacco leaves, once grown and lit,
Tsk tsk,
If you don't say it, it can really take away his luck.
At least I can taste some of the flavor and replenish myself."
"Why not just plunder..."
The man reached out and stopped the woman from talking.
Scolding:
"You said that we usually smoke opium just for the sake of smoking. First of all, the method of directly plundering luck is not something that people like us can get involved in. Not to mention us, even grandpa can't do such a thing as directly plundering my luck and destiny.
Secondly, we've taken a roundabout approach and the effect will be much worse, but it's better than nothing. The way of luck is extremely ethereal, and only people at my grandfather's level can get a glimpse of it.
Is it possible that there are really such simple things in this world
They locked up the people they wanted to rob in a room and made them sleep on their beds.
This destiny was directly delivered to me?"
"It's too profound. I don't understand."
"That's right, you don't understand. I followed Grandpa a few years earlier than you did. There are some things you still have to learn slowly, and then..."
The man stopped talking.
Because he found the door of the store was half open.
"Something happened."
A man and a woman immediately rushed into the store.
I saw the female clerk lying on the ground and fainted.
"She fainted," the woman said.
The man twitched his nose a few times, then revealed a sneer.
“Still up there!”
The man rushed up the stairs quickly.
I pushed open the kitchen door.
Just ran to the living room,
Then I saw Zhou Ze who had just walked out of the room.
The man frowned slightly.
He suddenly felt that the intruder in front of him looked strangely familiar, but he was sure that he did not know this person.
He immediately pointed at Zhou Ze.
With a smile on his face, he said:
"I don't know if you're a police officer or something, but I'm sorry, this is not a place you can enter."
Zhou Ze heard this.
While wiping his hands with a tissue, he slowly said:
"Oh? I don't think there's any place in Tongcheng that I can't come to."
The man smiled.
road:
“That’s a beautiful thing to say.
I hope I can spank you so hard that I can kiss your balls when your face is
You can still say such beautiful words. "
Boss Zhou heard this.
Stunned for a moment,
road:
"Good suggestion."