"Why, it's useless?"
The old monkey asked.
Lawyer An really didn't know how to answer. Generally speaking, the token would be marked with special patterns or even more directly, engraved with words to indicate the identity.
But I had only heard of the inscriptionless monument before, but now I have seen the inscriptionless plaque.
"I want to go down and take a look."
Lawyer An pointed downward.
"Is that tomb in the pond?"
The old monkey nodded.
Lawyer An took a deep breath, took a few steps back, and began to do warm-up exercises.
It's not that he's pretending or showing off.
Because the temperature of this pool of water is really low,
If you are not well prepared, your body might freeze to death when you go down.
After finishing a series of warm-up exercises, Lawyer An walked to the rock again and bowed to the carp nearby, meaning that he hoped the big brothers would take good care of him.
In fact, what Lawyer An was thinking was that it would be a shame not to catch such a fat carp and make soup. Maybe this old man was tired of eating fish
"If you go down, it will be gone."
The old monkey suddenly spoke.
Lawyer An was preparing to dive, but upon hearing this, he slammed on the brakes and his body swayed straight twice before he stabilized.
"Why?"
Lawyer An was puzzled.
He came here with great difficulty.
I really wouldn't be willing to not go down and take a look.
Throughout his life, An Buqi has been calculating others and plotting against himself. Even with his closest subordinate Feng Sier, the two of them love and hate each other, and he will never hold back when it is time to trick someone.
Only when it comes to that woman, Lawyer An is willing to do whatever he wants regardless of the cost or effort.
"There is danger in the tomb."
The old monkey replied.
"You ate his body, and his eggs were eaten by these fish. How come..."
The old monkey rolled his eyes and laughed:
"Do people like you care about your bodies?"
Lawyer An immediately understood.
The flesh was eaten by the old monkey.
But there is still a soul left, still existing in the tomb.
"This is just you being too careless. You ate the person, so why did you leave the soul behind?"
“Because I’m lonely.”
“… …” Lawyer An.
Geng Chen shook his head helplessly. He had no right to say anything, so he didn't intend to say anything.
"I eat his body because I can feel that his body is well chosen and should taste better."
"Then what?"
"I didn't get rid of his soul because, firstly, I'm lonely, and secondly...it might be a little troublesome to get rid of it."
Lawyer An gritted his teeth.
It can make the old monkey say "it's a bit troublesome",
It means that the guy is really not simple;
At least,
Judging from the fact that the old monkey had almost beaten the two of them to death just now, the two of them were definitely not a "trouble" to the old monkey.
"Then how do we get rid of him?" Lawyer An asked, "Or, can you help me get rid of him?"
The old monkey looked at Lawyer An with a playful look on his face.
The meaning is very simple,
Who do you think you are
Since ancient times,
He is willing to be driven by those who can drive him.
Only one person!
pity,
That person didn't choose him in the end.
Instead, he chose another idiot who he thought was old-fashioned, serious, and stubborn!
This was the biggest frustration and pain in the old monkey's heart for thousands of years, because he felt that if it was him who was with Lord Fujun at that time, if that Bodhisattva dared to talk nonsense to Lord Fujun, he would definitely go up and hit him in the face without saying a word!
But the mountain mover wouldn't,
He would only follow the orders of the Lord in a rigid and almost dogmatic manner!
idiot,
idiot,
waste!
"Okay then, it's just souls, right?"
The old monkey nodded.
Lawyer An gave up for the time being, but he had already made up his mind. He could call his boss over after he returned and let the big boss have extra food here.
If it's just a soul, it should be easy for Big Boss to eat.
Most importantly,
The old Taoist himself is not here,
If the Taoist priest were here now,
No matter how much the Taoist priest was trembling with fear at the monster in front of him,
He can't even hold the emperor hostage to control the princes!
It’s my fault because I don’t have the face.
"So, when are you going to leave with us?"
The old monkey shook his head in surprise.
"When did I say I would go with you?"
"No, you and I have confirmed it, why don't you..."
"I'm not leaving."
"Why?"
Lawyer An is really anxious. If his dream lover can't be seen, then so be it, because there is a real obstacle lying below. But the big monster in front of him is a real gold medal, oh no, a super god fighter!
If he were in charge of the bookstore, the boss could really live a carefree life forever...
"snort."
The old monkey snorted disdainfully.
Lean back.
He lay down on the rock,
"I was the one who was not chosen. He didn't want me at the beginning. Why should I go back?"
Lawyer An really didn't understand why there was such a story here, but fortunately he couldn't afford it. After a brief moment of confusion, he immediately spoke:
"He must be regretting it now. He made the wrong choice. So this is the right time for you to go back, step on the colorful clouds, hold the golden cudgel, and appear before him like a god.
Tell him,
You are wrong.
I am right!
Or you question him.
There was once a sincere love in front of you,
But you didn’t cherish it.
If God gives you another chance..."
The old monkey looked at Lawyer An.
Lawyer An looked at the old monkey sincerely.
This guy,
I must take him back!
Who doesn’t have a temper
Just let the old Taoist coax you, just coax you.
"Hehe, what do you think..."
"Um?"
"Are you stupid, or am I stupid?"
"Of course I'm stupid!"
"You're not stupid."
"No, I'm stupid! I'm stupid, don't argue about it, seriously!"
"Is there something missing from the story you just told me?"
"ah?"
Lawyer An showed an expression of careful recollection.
Where is the flaw
It shouldn’t be;
He immediately asked doubtfully:
"It seems, no, maybe I didn't mention some details, but I can think about it slowly and fill in the gaps. After all, he and I have been together for more than a year, meeting every day, and tasting tea together when new tea is on the market.
He treated me to a fast food meal and I treated him to a half massage or something;
I have to recall it carefully. "
"hehe."
The old monkey laughed again.
A big shot,
This kind of laughter in front of you,
It will only make your heart beat wildly.
not to mention,
An Buqi knew that he had really hidden a very important person!
"Can you tell me more specifically and give me a reminder of what I missed?"
"The omission is..."
The old monkey pointed at An Buqi.
"Where?"
Lawyer An was confused.
"You've lived with him for more than a year, and yet you're still alive."
“… …” Lawyer An.
So it's normal that I should die, right
"I'm not going back, I'm not going back. I've seen and heard it, and it's good to have a thought.
He is no longer the high and mighty Lord who stood on Mount Tai.
I am no longer the little monkey who wanted to be his guardian.
All is past, all is past,
Now that it’s over, let it be.”
"Yeah, just come with me."
Lawyer An continued to persuade.
The old monkey suddenly glared.
Almost roaring:
"How lowly am I to lick his boots
Ask him himself, can he still remember who he is now
What's the point of me going to see him again
Why should I help him again
I am a lowly person at heart, and I would feel aggrieved if I don't let him stand above me, right?"
"No, we can do something big together, we can..."
"Career? Who is in control of hell now? As officials of the underworld, you two can't possibly not know, right
In this world, is there such a thing as a true child of destiny? Is there such a thing as since ancient times, and is there such a thing as the saying that what was once yours will always be yours
He is from the Taishan lineage, so how can it be considered as his destiny
Before Taishan, there was a master of the Nether Sea. His Taishan lineage was just the strongest of the generation at that time and laid the foundation for sweeping away other giants!
Is there any kind of emperor? He who has strong soldiers and horses is the emperor!
Look at him now, does he have any of the charm of the former Lord
Even if it is destiny, even if it is reincarnation, this hell should not belong to him, Taishan, but to the master of the Nether Sea.
Why don't you go find that person? What if he is not dead
If you find him, then come to me and tell me that it is destiny, I will be more convinced!"
“… …” I couldn’t get up.
"For thousands of years, I have endured humiliation. If I don't take revenge and make it known to the world, I am already cherishing the past. Do you still want me to go back
Dream your big dream! "
"No, I still have something to say. Actually, the Netherworld..."
"roll!"
The old monkey waved his hand violently.
A terrible hurricane came directly upon us,
Lawyer An and Geng Chen felt dizzy.
The two of them flew backwards together.
I don't know how far I was blown away.
When two consecutive muffled sounds were heard,
Lawyer An and Geng Chen rolled across the meadow like two rolling gourds and only stopped a long way away.
"Fuck, my head is so dizzy..."
Lawyer An covered his head and climbed up.
Geng Chen also sat up with difficulty, and said with some regret:
"It's okay. If he doesn't go back with you, I can go back with you."
Lawyer An laughed twice.
To Gengchen:
"Are you trying to comfort me or make fun of me?"
… … …
With a wave of his hand, he blew away the two flies, and the cold pond suddenly became quiet.
But soon,
This silence was broken.
The old monkey suddenly squatted beside the rock.
Opened his mouth,
Gasping for breath,
Looks extremely painful,
He raised his palm.
Long monkey hair had already grown on the palm of his hand.
But the palm of his hand was full of pits and traces of decay, which were still spreading, and an air of decay and decline was constantly spreading.
The old monkey reached his hand into the cold pond.
The fattest group of carps jumped up,
He began to gnaw the rotten flesh on the old monkey's palm desperately.
About ten minutes later,
The old monkey took his hand back.
The carp that had just eaten the carrion had all died and sunk to the bottom of the pond. If you follow their sinking path, you can see the bottom of the cold pond.
Except for a tombstone.
The rest of the place,
All of them were covered with carp carcasses.
The old monkey looked at his palms which were full of holes and rotten flesh.
There was a strong smell of decay all over his body.
But his face showed longing and yearning:
"grown ups,
Little ape,
I, the little monkey,
Little Monkey, I can’t go…”