"Generally, people who are obsessed with cleanliness are not willing to touch some dirty things." Jiang Yan said.
Zhou Wen suddenly realized: "You mean, we need to dirty our own bodies? Then Bai Ze won't be willing to touch us. You said it earlier, it's not a difficult task, I'd better prepare early, come here It's time to get some pot bottom ash or something..."
"That's not the case. No matter how dirty we are, it doesn't make any difference to Bai Ze, because it doesn't need to touch us at all. It can get rid of us with just one word. If we are too dirty, it may The annoyance it caused might have just driven us down, seeing how dirty we are, maybe we just threw it off the cliff and fell to our death." Jiang Yan shook his head and said.
"Then what do you mean?" Zhou Wen really couldn't figure out what Jiang Yan meant.
"I mean, maybe we can find some way to make Bai Ze not even want to look at us, or even say a word to us." Jiang Yan said.
"How is this possible? No matter how dirty you are, it's impossible for it to not want to look at us, right? Even if it doesn't want to look at us, if it closes its eyes and doesn't look at us, then it only needs to say a word, Just let us roll down the mountain." No matter what Zhou Wen thought, that kind of thing was impossible.
"Of course it is possible. As long as you do what I say, you can definitely do it." Jiang Yan said confidently.
"How?" Zhou Wen asked in doubt.
"You'll know it after reading this." A purple light flickered between Jiang Yan's eyebrows. His body, which was immobile like Zhou Wen's, moved unexpectedly, and then threw a book in front of Zhou Wen.
It was only a moment, after all this was done, the purple light between Jiang Yan's eyebrows disappeared, and his body returned to the frozen state.
"If you read the contents of that comic book carefully, you will know what to do." Jiang Yan said.
Bai Ze obviously has absolute confidence in himself. Although he heard the conversation between Zhou Wen and Jiang Yan and could understand what they were talking about, he didn't care at all. They have two eyes.
In its view, no matter what Zhou Wen and Jiang Yan do, it only needs to say one word to get rid of these two idiots.
Zhou Wen couldn't move his body, but fortunately his mouth could still move, so he blew on the comic book on the ground, using the airflow to affect the pages of the comic book.
This is an episode of a comic book, with no beginning and no end, Zhou Wen didn't understand what it meant at first, but after reading it for a while, his expression gradually became weird.
The content of the comic book seems to be normal, nothing special, just pictures, it seems impossible to have any unbearable content.
Bai Ze lay there, opened one door secretly, glanced at it, saw that there seemed to be no problem with the picture, closed his eyes, and continued to rest leisurely.
"Are you sure it's really okay to do this?" Zhou Wen asked Jiang Yan with a strange expression after reading it.
Jiang Yan said with certainty: "Absolutely."
"If we do this, Bai Ze won't kill us?" Zhou Wen asked again.
"Absolutely not, your blood will only make it feel that it has polluted its place." Jiang Yan said.
"Wait, what do you mean I defiled its place? Shouldn't it be us?" Zhou Wen felt something was wrong.
"Awen, this matter can only be done by you, I can't do it." Jiang Yan said sincerely.
"Everyone is a man, why can't you do what I do?" Zhou Wen immediately retorted, he didn't believe Jiang Yan's nonsense.
"Actually, I also have a cleanliness addiction, and its severity is no better than that of Bai Ze, so I need your help, otherwise I can come here by myself, and I don't need to bring you here." Jiang Yan continued sincerely: "Also Because I'm also a clean freak, I knew this method would work."
"I believe you ghost! If you want to do it together, if you want me to do it myself, there is no way." Zhou Wen gritted his teeth and said.
"I'm sorry, Ah Wen, I will make it up to you in the future." Jiang Yan said, the purple spot between his brows lit up again, making him temporarily free from Bai Ze's immobilization force.
In the next second, Jiang Yan shook his hand and typed out a note, which landed on top of Zhou Wen's head impartially.
After doing all this, the purple light between Jiang Yan's eyebrows dimmed again, and he was fixed again.
"What are you doing? What's on my head?" Zhou Wen squinted up, but couldn't see anything above his head.
"This is an epic companion pet named Zenith Paper Man. As long as it lands on your celestial cap, it can control your body. Then whatever it does, your body will follow. Don't worry, God The top paper man manipulates your body, just like the operation of a marionette. Your body is still fixed, but it does not affect your required movements... "
When Jiang Yan explained, the Zenith paper figurine stood up by itself. It was a paper figurine cut out of yellow paper. It had no nose or eyes, and it was a humanoid paper cut.
But when it stood on top of Zhou Wen's head, Zhou Wen's immobile body moved like a puppet, but it looked very stiff.
"Don't worry, I have already taught it all the movements. It will be completed in one go and as fast as possible. You remember to say the lines..." Jiang Yan closed his eyes, he didn't even want to look at it, and he didn't want to To imagine that picture.
"Don't...don't..." Zhou Wen's eyes widened, but his eyeballs looked down, and he watched one of his hands uncontrollably pulled towards his belt, like lightning.
"Awen, I have wronged you, and I will make it up to you in the future." Jiang Yan closed his eyes with a shameful expression on his face.
But suddenly, Jiang Yan's face changed drastically, and he opened his eyes suddenly, squinting his pupils, but he didn't see Zhou Wen's figure.
The purple light between Jiang Yan's eyebrows burst out again, but unfortunately it was too late, Zhou Wen appeared behind him, showing a devil-like smile, holding the zenith paper figurine with one hand, and the zenith paper figurine was on his back. His hand was struggling constantly, but he couldn't get out of his palm no matter what.
And Zhou Wen's other hand had already grabbed Jiang Yan's pants, pulled them down, and then kicked Jiang Yan's ass with a flying kick. He rolled over towards Bai Ze.
"Haha, Brother Bai Ze, take a closer look at the place where that guy rolled, those places have been polluted by his dirty germs... the wind blowing there will make the dirty germs spread... soon the entire mountaintop will be It is covered with dirty germs... You must not let him roll down the mountain... But wherever he rolls, it will be contaminated with dirty germs..." Zhou Wenzheng said proudly, but suddenly saw a purple leather whip , I don't know when it wrapped around his leg.
"Ah!" Jiang Yan, who was rolling towards Bai Ze, gritted his teeth and pulled, Zhou Wen's pants were torn, and he fell to the ground immediately, and rolled towards Bai Ze.