Withstood the storm and came to the end of the rainy valley.
Here, there is a rain-resting pavilion with a particularly strange form. Among the countless buildings in the heaven, the guard has never seen this type of house. It is open on all sides, and only four pillars support the octagonal pavilion. Inside, there was an old man who seemed to be sitting and drinking.
After getting closer, I realized something was wrong.
This old man is not sitting, but half sitting and half standing. It is only because his body has turned into a twisted stone below his legs, he can neither stand nor sit down. From a distance, he looks like sitting. In fact, this kind of half-sitting half-standing posture, which is unable to sit down and even stand up, is the most tiring. Now that the old man maintains this posture for a long time, it may be more uncomfortable than death.
In front of the old man with fossilized legs, there was a jug and a cup.
within reach of anyone.
However, the wine jug and cups were just out of the old man's reach. Even if he tried his best, his fingers couldn't touch the wine jug and cups.
Can't sit down, can't stand, can't get the wine jug to pour, can't get the glass to drink...
This kind of punishment may not seem like much on the surface, but when you think about it carefully, it is the cruelest punishment in the world. When Wei Shu saw it, he couldn't help but shuddered. If he let someone make it like this, he might as well commit suicide. Of course, he also understood that the super strong man who punished the old man in this way would never let the old man have a chance to commit suicide, so in this case, life is actually worse than death. A painful death is indeed frightening, but if this torture lasts forever, Wei Shu would rather choose to die. After all, death will pass soon, but this kind of torture is forever.
"Old man, please drink." Wei Shu couldn't crack the old man's fossilized legs, which were imprisoned by the power of law. If he moved, not only would he not be able to save the old man, but he might also turn into a stone.
But, pour the old man a glass of wine.
It can still be done easily.
If this kind of effort can be exchanged for the information of leaving Yugu from the old man, it would be too simple.
Wei Shu lowered his head, not daring to look at Yue Yang behind him, respectfully poured a glass of wine for the old man with fossilized legs, and offered it with both hands.
The old man should be a slanderous old alcoholic who took the wine.
Hastily raised his neck and drank the wine.
It's done.
Wei Shu feels that he has finally played a role, and he must not miss any opportunity to serve the 'Three Young Masters'. Can San Shao be allowed to do such a trivial thing as pouring wine for the old man? Of course not, it has to be me! The next step is how to tell the old man the secret of passing through the rain valley.
"Ah!"
The old man screamed, and his white-haired and childlike face turned dead black.
Lips, dark purple.
Black blood was overflowing from the eyes and nostrils, and he looked like he was about to die at any time due to severe poisoning.
"It wasn't me, I didn't do it!" Wei Shu was startled, and hurriedly argued to Yue Yang. The magic doctor, ghost eye king and others who passed by must have poisoned the cup, otherwise, how could the old man be poisoned if he didn't do anything? But what puzzled Wei Shu was that when he took the cup, he obviously felt that the cup was not poisonous, otherwise he would not have given it to the old man, how could he be poisoned after drinking it
"Stupid." Yue Yang snorted coldly: "This is the power of punishment."
As soon as Yue Yang said it, Wei Shu completely understood.
It's not that there's something wrong with my hands.
It wasn't the magic doctor who poisoned the old man, but the punishment power of the law was at work. No matter who sympathized with the old man and poured wine for him, the wine that entered his throat would turn into poisonous wine. In other words, even if the old man has alcohol, he will not feel better, and even worse!
Wei Shu's behavior of pouring wine is good on the surface, but the real effect is to torture the other party even more.
"Yes, yes, I was too reckless."
When Wei Shu thought of this, he was ashamed and almost fainted.
Even in the Central Temple, he is considered a high-ranking person with high wisdom, how could he make such a mistake
The old man coughed for a long time, as if he was coughing out all the lobes of his lungs.
It's been a long time.
Only then stopped.
His face gradually recovered a little bit of vitality, and his eyes also recovered a little bit of spirit, no longer the slack look of death before. Coughing in pain, he waved his hands and said, "No, it's okay. I haven't had a drink for a long time. I've been slandering for a long time. I really can't do it. I can't die anyway. It's okay to drink a glass. You are also experiencers, like you In the past, there were many experienced practitioners of strength, but now they are rare... It is actually very simple to pass the customs clearance conditions of Yugu. You only need to catch a live lightning swift within a day, and then release it on the top of the Yuxi Pavilion. .”
Lightning Swift is a special kind of flying beast with super fast flying speed.
It flies in the sky all year round.
It doesn't stop flying even when it sleeps, and it hardly stops flying unless there are special circumstances.
In heaven, this kind of bird is also called 'footless swallow'. What's even more strange is that although this lightning swift has good strength and fast flying speed, it is very timid. War beasts that are much weaker than it can scare it away. If it is caught by a powerful war beast or warrior, they will most likely die of fright on the spot.
Therefore, many warriors in the heaven also call it 'Banless Swallow'.
With the strength of the garrison, even in this forbidden rainy valley, it would not be very difficult to catch a lightning swift.
But how to bring it back alive and let it fly on the top of this rain-resting pavilion is a little difficult... Wei Shu looked at Yue Yang, and found that he didn't make a statement, just waved his hand, and hurried out of the pavilion to look for Lightning Swift.
It seems that not only live lightning swifts must be brought back, but two.
As the 'Third Young Master', will he catch Lightning Swift
Even thinking about it is impossible!
After thinking about it, Wei Shu hurriedly set off, while thinking, how to catch the live lightning swift
After Yue Yang waited for the guards to leave, he didn't take a second look at the old man, he just sat on the stone bench in the pavilion, picked up the jug, and poured wine into his mouth... Seeing that the old man's wine bugs came up, his fingers trembled. However, Yue Yang acted as if he didn't exist, took one sip after another, almost drank nearly half of the wine in the wine jug, only half of the jug was left before hiccupping.
"This wine is bad wine, it's spicy and high, it's hard to drink." Yue Yang poured the rest of the wine in the jug on the ground in front of the old man.
"You are such a fool. This is Baiguo Niang, a fine wine made from a hundred kinds of fresh fruits in the heavenly realm. It is also ranked among the top ten famous wines in the heavenly realm. Well? It’s fine if you drink, why are you ruining something good!” Seeing Yue Yang keep pouring wine on the ground, the old man almost broke his heart.
"I like it!" Yue Yang's tone was similar to that of Prodigal Boy.
"I'm really afraid of you. If you don't want to drink it, if you really want to pour it out, you might as well pour it into my mouth!" The old man had no choice but to plead with Yue Yang.
"Alcohol can cause poisoning. Didn't you just scream miserably? Still drinking?" Yue Yang didn't turn his head, but put away the movement of pouring the wine in his hand, as if he wanted to listen to the old man's reason.
"So you can see it... That's right, I can get poisoned even if I don't drink alcohol. I have fixed poisoning ten times a day. The latent toxicity in drinking can make the poison go faster. Anyway, I won't die, so you let me Drink it, besides, I am the one who suffers from the poison, not you!" The old man said that he would drink even if he died, and it was best to drown alive in the wine tank.
"That won't work. I don't have any other advantages as a person, but I still have sympathy. I generally don't do things that are harmful to others." If Princess Sissi and the others heard what Yue Yang said, they would definitely not agree.
"Young people don't have such strong sympathy!" The old man quickly persuaded: "Besides, letting me drink is a kind of relief for me, at least mentally!"
"Give me a drink, what good will it do me?" Yue Yang asked again.
He said that he is a person who has no profit and no early childhood.
It is okay to do things that harm others, but what harms others and does not benefit oneself? Absolutely not!
The old man choked when he heard that. This kid has too much personality. I have never seen such a person after living for so long. Mingming is not very old, but he is not small in courage. The most terrible thing is that this kid has a very stubborn attitude. He is a cowhide, and it seems that he is much more difficult to deal with than imagined. But the more this happened, the more interested the old man was in Yue Yang, and instead of discussing drinking, he asked, "Whose family are you from?"
Yue Yang spoke boldly: "One of the four major families, the Yue family."
The old man asked in bewilderment: "I've heard of the four major families, it seems that there is no Yue family!"
Yue Yang criticized: "Why not? Which version are you in? You don't update it. My four major families are the current four major families!"
When the old man heard this, he immediately yelled: "It turns out that you are not really the four big families, I think so, with the quality of the four big families, how could they teach you such a eccentric little monster, so you are a fake Good, good, good, good, good, you are not a counterfeit, we do not discuss this issue, where you are from, has nothing to do with me! I only have one curiosity now, you are only in your twenties, how did you become a congenital supreme? Who the hell has such great ability to make a little furry boy so powerful!"
"The Xiantian Supreme is almost there!" Yue Yang pretended to wave his hand modestly, and showed his master again: "Speaking of my master, if you say it, I will definitely scare you half to death!"
"Really? Who is it?" The old man became short of breath when he heard it, and his face seemed to have guessed a few points of the answer, revealing a light.
"My master, named Shui Dongliu, is the vice president of the Ivy League College. He is good at space teleportation. He has studied for many years how to improve the space scroll into a teleportation crystal ball, shorten the teleportation time and increase the teleportation distance. By the way, he The erotic pictures of various eras have also been deeply studied..." As soon as Yue Yang said, the old man was immediately overwhelmed by it, this kid is so funny.
"When did you run up from the Tongtian Tower? Isn't the gate of the heaven sealed?" The old man seemed to know a little about the outside world.
"The news is too late. What you heard is the old emperor's calendar." Yue Yang criticized unceremoniously: "It's not okay to go through the gate of the heaven, can't I go through the back door? As long as there are people behind, it's easier to go through the back door than to take the regular route." too much!"
"Is there someone behind you?" The old man asked strangely: "Who do you know? Is the Prison Emperor still alive? He brought you up?"
"..." Yueyang sweated profusely, it was the first time he heard someone call the Prison Emperor that kid.
"Hey, hey, wait, I see, you are the apprentice of that little girl Vivien Leigh, that's right, that little girl snatched a three-world compass from my unlucky old friend back then, and it was probably for you kid. If not You have the energy of the snake demon royal family looming, I still can't guess it! Yes, little monster, you are actually an apprentice trained by that little girl Vivien Leigh, ah, isn't that little girl Vivien Leigh sealed by someone? She came out What? It's really unreasonable. I didn't do more than half of the bad things she did. It's so unfair that I'm still suffering here after she comes out!" The more the old man said, the more wronged he was, and he felt sad from it.
"If you pretend to cry again, I won't save you." Yue Yang recovered from the shock in his heart. Sure enough, this old guy is the kind of person he imagined. In the middle of the precept, a bottle of Qilan fine wine was conjured up, and he poured a glass happily, and tasted it.
"I don't have the ability to save you... Hey, what kind of wine is this? It's so fragrant. Ah, it's killing me. Take a sip, please pour some for me!" The old man opened his mouth wide, looking like a wine bug Sample.
"No." Yue Yang refused.
"Hey, hey, how can I say that I am also your senior, is this the attitude of juniors towards seniors?" The old man hurriedly used the name of seniors.
"Is it really senior? Name, place of origin, country, nationality, date of birth, ID number, etc., all come up!" Yue Yang took out the census registration form, which made the old man dizzy.
I have only seen those who questioned the younger generation, but not those who questioned the seniors.
Today, I finally saw it.
The old man was ashamed: "Little monster, this old man belongs to Tongtian Tower just like you, as long as you are not blind, you can tell. Don't pretend to be stupid with this old man."
Yue Yang replied solemnly: "Old monster, don't be too sure, you must know that there are many liars in this world, some of them cheat food, some cheat money, and some even cheat sex. I must confirm your identity, otherwise If you abduct me into a pyramid scheme, then I have to count the money for you! We know each other well, but one code counts for one code, and identity registration still requires... name? Gender?"
The old man yelled with a headache: "I want to commit suicide! I've been locked up here for 20,000 years, and this is the first time I've thought about suicide! Where did you get that little monster from?"