Baima coughed and came to the people and said: "Everyone, Prime Minister Zuo has gone to see the saint. I will preside over today's court meeting... Mr. Zhang, the floods in the south of the Yangtze River are rampant, and the imperial court has allocated three million taels for disaster relief. did you know… "
A middle-aged man wearing an official hat came to the front of the palace tremblingly: "Prime Minister, this matter is a long story..."
"Here, please invite Mr. Zhang to drink tea in Tianlao and embezzle the disaster relief funds? Hmph..." White Horse's eyes were sharp, like two sharp knives. He swept around, but no one dared to look directly at him, one by one. All have lowered their heads.
The white horse walked among the officials. He smiled and said: "In Huaibei, there is a high-ranking official who has been very happy selling his official position recently. A water transport official can be sold for a sky-high price of 30,000 taels. Look at it. … How much is my position as prime minister worth?”
As soon as he finished speaking, three civil servants knelt on the ground: "Prime Minister, please forgive me, Prime Minister, please forgive me!"
When Li Qing came to the harem, Li Huguo was nowhere to be seen. He stamped his feet angrily: "This boy, a stinky boy!"
The letter fell from his hand to the ground, with a sentence clearly written on it.
"Dad, the world is so big, I have to go and see it. My ideal in life is to eat, drink and wait until death. Being an emperor is too tiring... So I have to trouble you and Baima these days! As for when I will come back... Well, let's talk about it... "
Outside the capital, Li Hugo was riding a big horse, followed by an ordinary carriage. The carriage bell rang, and a head poked out from inside. The person who came was Mu Xisha. Mu Xisha said: "Be careful. , there are people inside!"
"Okay!" Li Hugo said as he drove the carriage and slowed down a bit.
But soon, a beautiful head popped out next to Mu Xisha. It was Xie Lingyun. Xie Lingyun pouted and said, "Brother! Stop for a moment!"
"What's the matter?"
"I, I want to relieve myself!" Xie Lingyun's pretty face turned rosy.
Li Yuguo laughed, but he smiled without saying a word and parked the car aside. After getting off the carriage, Hui Guai slowly got down. Beside him was Bai Guai who was supporting her. Her belly was already very big. Li Yuguo Walked over and said: "If not, shall we go back now? You are pregnant now, this..."
"It's okay. I've been practicing martial arts since I was a child, so I'm just pregnant. It won't be a problem for me." As he said that, Hui Gu'ai pushed his belly forward, but don't worry if it doesn't push up. After this push, Hui Gu'ai suddenly felt His face became painful, "Ah, ah, it hurts... it hurts..."
"No, my sister is about to give birth!" Mu Xisha exclaimed. As the eldest sister, she naturally always pays attention to her sister's condition.
Li Yuguo exclaimed: "Then, what should we do?"
"What should we do? Hurry up and drive your horse... There is a village on the other side of the bridge. Hurry up to the village and find a midwife!" Mu Xisha said.
"Okay! Right now!" Li Hugo said.
When everyone arrived in the village, Li Huguo was kicked out. He was walking at the door while the four women were busy in the delivery room. He was alone outside, which was very embarrassing.
But at this moment, two people were sneaking around in the grass outside the house, looking inexplicable. Li Hugo felt something different, so he walked over to take a look.
Yaya, what the hell, it turns out to be black and white!
Li Yuguo took a big step back in shock: "I, am I going to die?"
"Damn you! Virtue!" Bai Wu used to hit Li Huguo on the head with a mourning stick and said in a sharp voice, "The Lord of Hell asked me to come here to inform you that when you finish your life here, come back quickly to help. … Something happened over there in the underworld, something big happened!”
Li Yuguo was puzzled: "What's going on? There are bull heads and horse faces, and there are so many monsters and monsters. Is there anything that can't be solved?"
"Hey, don't talk so much. After you die, you will know what happened!" Hei Wuchang said.
The corners of Li Yuguo's mouth twitched, thinking that he would have to wait until he died. He was about to speak, but at this moment, a baby's cry resounded throughout the sky. Mu Xisha came over with a baby in her arms: "Mr. sir, please hurry up. Come and take a look, it’s a big fat boy!”
"I..." Li Yuguo was about to speak, but at this time he found that Black and White Wuchang had disappeared without a trace. He smiled and said to himself that it was a good treat that the Lord of Hell did not let Black and White Wuchang pull him away directly. , so I picked up the child and started teasing him.
When he looked at the child, his eyes began to become moist, thinking of his several lives.
In his first life, he was an online writer, but he died suddenly due to overwork.
In the second life, he became Nalanmeng's uncle, but in the end, just as he was going to attend a banquet in Tianlang City, he was suddenly teleported to the Palace of Hell, and he didn't even have time to say goodbye to Wuyou and the others.
The third life was even more unlucky. He was killed by Tang Ji. Although dying in the arms of a beauty was not a bad thing, he longed for a complete life.
At this time, Li Yuguo looked at the child in his arms and the four beauties around him, and was moved in his heart. However, this also made Mu Xisha laugh: "Silly, why are you crying? If you like children... From now on... Each of us will give birth to one for you!"
"I, I don't want to give birth to my brother! How can a sister give birth to a child for her brother..." Xie Lingyun said with a rosy face and a pout.
Mu Xisha smiled and said: "He's not my biological brother, but since you don't want him, we can take him away!"
"No, no..." Xie Lingyun said playfully, "Then I want to have a daughter. Boys are so naughty!"
Li Yuguo hugged the child and came to Hui Guai's side. He pressed his head against Hui Guai's head: "Thank you for your hard work..."
"It's not hard, but now... are we still going out to play?"
"Go back." Li Hugo said, looking towards the direction of the capital.
A hundred years later, Li Huguo reappeared in the underworld. He came in front of the Hall of the King of Hell. The Lord of Hell was very haggard, his eyes were bloodshot. He leaned on the bench, his huge body full of exhaustion.
"Prince of Hell, what are you..." Li Huguo walked up the steps and said.
"I'm back." Prince Yama did not look at Li Yuguo, but looked at the darkness in the sky.
There is no day in the underworld, only night; there are no stars in the sky, only the ghosts of innocent people wandering around.
Wrong ghosts flew around, letting out one or two ghost cries from time to time. The water in the Wangchuan River in the distance became even faster. From time to time, one or two skinny ghosts tried to get up from the Wangchuan River, but they were eventually blocked by the bank. Those ruthless ghosts nearby were kicked down.
"Hugo, the king is in a very bad mood right now, and this matter... maybe only you can help." Bai Wuchang said to Li Hugo, covering his ears.
"Prince of Hell?" Li Huguo said.
When Li Yuguo arrived at the Hall of the King of Hell, he found that the Lord of Hell was frowning and looked very uncomfortable, as if he was troubled by constipation.
"Hi, Lord Yama, thank you this time. Although I didn't get to spend my whole life eating and waiting to die, it was still a perfect journey... What's wrong with you?"
Li Yuguo didn't see anyone else, came to the side of Lord Yama, picked up a cup of tea on Lord Yama's table and said.
The ghost man next to him shook his head at Li Hugo, signaling him not to provoke the Lord of Hell. But while Li Hugo was drinking tea, the Lord of Hell suddenly grabbed Li Hugo's shoulder and said, "Hugo, no matter what this time, you will do it." You have to help me!"
"What?" Li Yuguo was confused.
The Prince of Hell, wiping his nose and tears, revealed the truth. It turned out that he was addicted to reading novels, so without realizing it, a kid stole the Book of Life and Death!
He showed Li Huguo the notebook he placed on the desk: "Take a look!"
Li Huguo looked at the laptop and was stunned. He saw that there was already a lot of news in it.
"Cancer patients are tortured by the disease every day. They have tried various methods but cannot die. They are suffering!"
"The United Nations has once again issued a serious warning. Without deaths, the earth's resources will be insufficient!"
"It's the 100th day, and the number of natural deaths worldwide is 0!"
"Supernatural events, the dead person who was crushed in a car accident actually grew a new head the next moment and was alive and kicking again!"
"Death has completely bid farewell to the world, and the world is overwhelmed! Lord Hell, Hades, Thanatos, and Hela, please hurry up and recruit them..."
“…”
Looking at these pieces of news, Li Yuguo was dumbfounded: "What on earth is going on?"
"The book of life and death has been stolen. I can't let those damn people die. Now the world is in a mess. The number of newborns continues to increase, but the elderly and critically ill people can no longer die..." Lord Yama said, holding his head. , "Sooner or later, this matter will reach the Jade Emperor, and then my black gauze hat will be..."
"Who would steal the book of life and death?" Li Yuguo was very puzzled.
Birth, aging, sickness and death are natural laws. The old ones don't go away and the new ones don't come. After all, the resources in the world are limited. Those who are critically ill endure pain every day, and death is their relief. If they can't die, they will have to endure pain. , this is probably the most cruel torture in the world...
Imagine a patient who is tortured by liver cancer day and night. He begs the doctor to extubate the tube, but after extubation, he cannot leave this world. That is simply too miserable...
"A thousand years ago, my king had his book of life and death altered by the Monkey King, and was almost demoted to a mortal by the Jade Emperor. This time... If I can't get the book of life and death back this time, then this king..." The Prince of Hell said with a sad look on his face, "Boy. , you are also involved in this matter!"
"What? What does this have to do with me?" Li Yuguo was confused.
"Because I was fascinated by a novel you wrote in the early years. As you know... that guy actually got into the world of your novel!"
As he spoke, Lord Yama stretched out his hand, and a circular portal immediately appeared in his palm.
Li Huguo said: "This is..."
"Look at a naked beauty taking a bath in the Wangchuan River!" said the Lord of Hell.
Li Yuguo looked over instinctively: "Really? I'm very picky! Is she really a beauty?"
The Prince of Hell came behind Li Yuguo, pointed the portal in his hand at Li Yuguo and smashed it: "Let's go!"
"Ah! Lord Yama, you are so mean to me!!"
“…”