"Gudong!"
In the room in the camp, the old lich Ahfu drank all the sweet tea in the cup in one gulp, showing a satisfied expression. After that, pour water again, add sugar cubes, add honey, and prepare to continue tasting.
At this time, there was a shout outside the room, as if calling him.
"My lord, my lord..."
"These seem to be the two people just now." The old man Lich raised his eyebrows. Hearing that Didak and Bo Fei were coming, he quickly walked out of the door without hesitation.
After walking out of the door, the old man Lich saw Didak and Bo Fei walking towards him carrying a bag. The bag seemed to contain living creatures, which were still struggling and making "plop-plop-plop" sounds.
Lich old man Afu looked at it, his mouth opened a little, and he silently improved his evaluation of Didak and Bo Fei a lot.
He originally thought that the two of them were inviting his "company", but he didn't expect that they were captured directly and put in a bag.
This world seems to be much crazier than the world he lived in before. At least, few people who lived in that world before would dare to do this.
The old lich Afu stepped forward to meet them, walked close to Didak and Bo Fei, and watched them put down their bags.
Didak pointed towards the bag and said: "Sir, what you want...well, companionship, is inside. I guarantee to meet your requirements. It is golden, young, energetic, and most importantly, docile. We will take it from there. I was brought all the way through the grass on the side without even barking."
"Grass? No barking?" After hearing Didak's words, the old lich suddenly felt something was wrong. He quickly squatted down and opened the bag, and then a huge dog head popped out.
The dog head looked at the old man Lich, and the old man Lich looked at the dog head. They looked at each other for a long time, speechless.
Dog head: "..."
Old Lich: "..."
Bo Fei, who was on the side, saw that the situation was abnormal, pulled Didak's clothes, and whispered in a low voice: "Brother Didak, you seem to have guessed wrong. What this gentleman wants is not a pair at all." A golden retriever, but a blonde woman.”
"Impossible." Didak still didn't believe it and muttered, "How can this gentleman still think about such a thing at such an old age? Normal people would not have this intention a long time ago, right? Besides, The adult was talking about companionship, not enjoyment.
Adults shouldn't be so vulgar. They can't be like us, right? Besides, let alone blond women around here, even women have a hard time. All we can see are rough guys like us, and even the dog we caught is male. If you want a woman, you have to go to a small town to find a prostitute, but you and I both know what they are..."
Bo Fei and Didak kept talking, and the old Lich suddenly coughed.
Bo Fei and Didak looked at the old man Lich nervously and asked: "Sir, look at this dog..."
The old Lich took a deep breath, his expression changed several times, and finally said: "Dog, it's very good! Well, it's exactly what I want. You all performed very well. I will reward you with a waltz when I have time."
"Really!" Didak was a little surprised.
Bo Fei was a little surprised.
"Okay, okay, if you have anything to do, go and do your work." The old man Lich waved.
"Oh." Didak and Bo Fei didn't dare to disobey and left quickly.
The old man Lich watched the two people walking away, turned his head, and then showed a somewhat angry expression. He stretched out a finger, tapped the big golden retriever dog's head hard, and said loudly: "Damn dog, what I want is not you, what I want is a woman, a woman!"
The big golden retriever was nodded several times without barking, and just showed an aggrieved look. He opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue, and licked the Lich Old Man's hand.
The old man Lich froze, slowly retracted his hand, glanced at the dog, and sighed. Shaking his head, he put away his previous thoughts and walked towards the house.
The big golden retriever dog followed obediently and followed the old man Lich into the house.
After taking a look at the big dog, the old man Lich had an idea inexplicably: "In fact, having a dog is, in a sense, better than having a woman. After all, women are the most troublesome, and dogs can't. It seemed that I had been seriously injured because of a woman before... Well, I can’t remember clearly, after all, it was a long time before I fell asleep... "
With this thought in mind, the old man Lich walked to his seat in the room, ready to continue sipping tea.
The next moment, he saw a little girl in purple clothes occupying the magpie's nest, sitting on his seat, her legs swaying constantly.
It's Pandora!
The old Lich looked at Pandora, his eyebrows instantly raised, and he asked with a stiff face: "Little devil, when did you come?"
"Just now." Pandora replied.
"What are you doing here?" Old Lich asked in a very rude tone. After all, he was almost killed by Pandora before.
"Nothing, just checking to see if Richard is here." Pandora said.
"If you're not here, please leave quickly." The old man Lich waved his hand to see the guest off, and at the same time mocked, "Aren't you very smart? Then you should remember that guy Richard. As promised, he will come tomorrow night instead of today. night."
"Of course I remember." Pandora said, "But I just wanted to come and take a look in case he was ahead of schedule."
"Moreover." Pandora said again, "I also want to come over and see if you have anything that can hold ink. The bottle I used to hold ink accidentally dropped when I picked it up. It’s crushed, and I’m wondering what to use to continue holding the ink.”
As she spoke, Pandora raised her right hand, and the old man Lich noticed that Pandora's little hand was stained black with ink.
After looking at it, the old Lich didn't show any pity. He just sneered and said, "It's good to break it. Anyway, I don't have an ink bottle for you here. After all, unlike you, I haven't been forced to do something inexplicable." Question. I don’t even have to write, so why should I use ink?”
"Nonsense." Pandora said with a sullen face, "You obviously want to write, why don't you write a magic scroll for Richard?"
"..." The old Lich was a little speechless, but he didn't want to admit defeat, "I won't lend it to you anyway - I can lend it to anyone, but I won't lend it to you, and I will also order Waltz not to lend you anything."
"Then I want to borrow it." Pandora said angrily. Suddenly she saw the teapot on the table, and her eyes lit up. "Well, this is good. It can be used to hold a lot of ink." After saying that, she grabbed it, poured out all the tea, and Take it and go.
The old Lich man was angry and shouted: "Stop here and put things down. That's for me to drink tea, not for ink! Put it down quickly, or I'll be rude!"
After finishing his words, he raised a hand in a demonstration.
Who knew that Pandora was not afraid at all and looked at her with piercing eyes: "What, you want to fight?" with an eager expression on her face.