Male God Please Lie Down

Chapter 900: Roll over, Caterpillar 3

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"Caterpillar, it's too dangerous outside. Let's walk together!"

Douya's expression was a little arrogant, but Ji Qingying still saw a little panic in her eyes.

"good!"

All of a sudden, I also thought that these bean sprouts were quite cute.

"Bean sprouts... let's go over there..."

As he spoke, Ji Qingqing waved away the leaves on his body and prepared to squirm to one side.

But just after squirming a few times, I felt something a little bit wrong coming from behind me.

When she turned around, she saw Douya looking at her very unhappily.

Ji Qingying was stunned for a moment, what happened

Did she just do something wrong

Ji Qingying was stunned for a moment when he heard the bean sprout and said in a very confident voice, "I am a mushroom!!"

! ! !

(⊙﹏⊙)bThis... It’s better not to joke about this.

Despite her poor eyesight and low IQ, she could still see bean sprouts and mushrooms clearly.

Although they all have big heads and small bodies, the one in front of me is obviously a bean sprout!

"Why don't you believe I'm a mushroom?"

Douya looked at Ji Qingying angrily, feeling extremely humiliated.

“…”

At this time, Ji Qingying also felt very helpless. Could it be that at this time, she wanted to admit that what she saw in front of her was actually a mushroom

Is it really okay to tell lies with your eyes open like this

You won't be struck by five thunders!

"Don't you believe it?"

Douya was very excited and asked again.

"I believe, very much believe, that you are actually a mushroom! You are just a mushroom."

As soon as he said these words, Ji Qingqing looked at the sky.

The sun was still shining brightly at this time, although it was already covered by the leaves.

"Boom—"

There were another bursts of thunder, and Ji Qingying saw streaks of thunder and lightning, which struck towards him and the entire direction.

Hahaha... As expected, you can't lie...

Ji Qingying closed his eyes, already waiting for the feeling of thunder and lightning hitting his body.

But after waiting for a long time, it didn't come down.

At this time, a loud noise was heard, and then there was another burst of smoke and dust.

As soon as she turned around, she saw a dark bird landing on one side, as if it had been struck by lightning.

There were still bursts of smoke on his body. Ji Qingqing sniffed it gently, and there was still a little bit of barbecue smell.

It smells so good, I really want to eat it!

No, she's just a caterpillar.

"Caterpillar, there is a poor big eagle, it seems to have been struck by lightning..."

Douya jumped in front of the eagle, and bursts of smoke came out from the eagle's body. Douya coughed twice.

“…”

Ji Qingying suddenly felt speechless.

"Bean sprouts... Do we want to save people?"

She said silently.

"It must be necessary! We are all in the same forest..."

Douya nodded repeatedly and then stared at Ji Qingying.

"What did you call me!

Douya looked at Ji Qingying angrily.

"Uh... mushrooms..."

Ji Qingying felt that he was really blind when he shouted out.

It's obviously a bean sprout, but if you insist on calling it a mushroom, that's enough.

As soon as Douya heard the name he wanted to hear, the expression on his face became a little better.