Disguising women as men is a technical job. I am a big man. It is not easy to pretend to be a woman and get into the bathhouse. I have to put on a little makeup. I can't do this, I can only look for poetry.
What I didn't expect was that Shiyan, let alone makeup, didn't even have a foundation. She usually has no makeup, but this kind of beauty would crush many women without makeup.
No way, I can only ask Zhang Xiaoman for help. Lin Xue will definitely not pay attention to me again. But disappointingly, Zhang Xiaoman didn’t reply to me either. I guess he won’t see me again this summer. This is really both ends. Not pleased.
The one who is fairly familiar with me, there is only one person left, and that is Guili.
Gui Li usually dresses up carefully when he goes to school, and occasionally wears makeup. He looks like a little Taimei. It is estimated that no one can tell that this is a "doctor".
I sent a text message to Guili, and she arrived in a short while. It seemed that she was still willing to help, but after putting on the makeup, both of them were shocked. I was actually more beautiful than a normal woman. Hidden, it's almost like a little fairy, no wonder there was such a saying on the Internet that she looks so cute, she must be a boy! Looking at myself in the mirror, I want to put myself to sleep.
Without further ado, after the matter was settled, I came to the door of the bathhouse, but at this time I suddenly patted my brain. Can I just ask Shiyan to come in and find it? What are you doing in such a troublesome one? My mind is so old-fashioned.
But the matter is over, and it’s useless to say anything. I strode into the bathhouse. Not only did the two security guards at the door not recognize me, but they also whistled at me. Don’t mention it as disgusting, because after all, I It's a man!
After entering the place a man dreamed of, I had no time to look at anything else. I started to whisper the fat man's name. My soul had a special reaction to my own name, especially when I heard my own familiar voice, and my loved ones were the most important.
But I didn’t notice the fat man’s soul after calling for a long time. I had no choice but to come to the place where the man squirted his nosebleed. At this time, I can only describe it in one sentence. It’s really worth it to be able to come in here once, and this bathhouse is almost the best. Many girls at the goddess level are here. I can be regarded as a fat man who has had an addiction because of the blessing of the fat man, but the fat man I didn't find it, and I didn't see his shadow even after I opened my eyes.
At this moment, I suddenly saw a dog lying under a bench. The dog was very fierce. It was grinning when I saw me. Originally, dogs could not be brought in the bathhouse. I don't know who is so wicked and sneaked in.
Looking at this dog, I suddenly slapped my thigh and yelled badly. The cat cheated on the corpse, the dog was frightened, and the fat man’s soul was 80% scared away by this dog.
This is troublesome. Once the soul is frightened, I don't know where it will go. How can I find it if I run far
Just when I was very anxious, suddenly the dog barked at me, looking extremely vicious.
I sneered disdainfully. I was afraid of dogs. I am a human being. Be careful if I kill you and sprinkle some cumin pepper.
No matter what I was doing, the dog was still reluctant and arched, as if he was about to bite me. Music book
Good people don't fight with evil dogs. This is a bathhouse. Suddenly I pinched a dog and it didn't look good. When I wanted to change it outside, I threw a brick over it.
I stopped paying attention to the dog and prepared to leave here. The women's clothing that Shiyan gave me was too narrow, very uncomfortable, and it was still a skirt, so awkward.
But the dog thought I was afraid of it, and rushed over and bit my skirt. I was anxious and kicked with my leg up. What I didn’t expect was that the dog would not let go, just biting my skirt. Didn’t you discover that I was a man? The dog's nose is very good, it's really hard to tell.
The more I thought about it, the more I got scared. I changed my feet and kicked the dog, but what I didn’t expect was that the dog suddenly pulled like crazy. I changed my feet too fast, losing my center of gravity, and banging. The dog fell to the ground, and the two big apples in my chest fell off. The dog also took advantage of my fall to the ground, and kept biting my skirt. After a while, the skirt was torn apart. The thick hairy legs showed up immediately.
The dog and I had already caught the attention of others. In this way, I was completely exposed as a man. All the women in the bathhouse screamed. Some women even splashed water on me and put on makeup. There is even more nothing to say, there is only one word, run!
Now not only dogs want to bite me, but many girls are also hitting me with brooms, fire extinguishers and so on. The security may arrive in less than a minute. If caught, I will be charged as a hooligan. It can't be washed off.
Originally, I was merciful and didn't dare to kick the dog with all my strength, for fear of kicking it to death, but this dead dog made me fall into such a situation, I used all my strength in angrily and kicked it. Kicked into the pool, and after it screamed, it immediately turned into a falling dog, thumping in the pool, scaring a group of girls inside.
"Run!" After kicking the dog away, I now only have this word in my mind, because there are many brooms or other unknown "weapons" that have fallen on me. I ran away in a hurry. There was a security guard at the front door. Can only run through the back door.
As I ran, there was a group of people chasing after me. The security guards were also mixed in. The man entered the bathhouse. They couldn't bear the responsibility. If they couldn't catch me, the boss would have told them to get out. Like fate, he leaped towards me with a stick.
I was so frightened that I didn't dare to look back. Just when I was about to run to the back door, I suddenly tripped on one foot. With this rotten skirt, I fell and my face was bruised and bald.
If I go, I just missed the door. Who on earth is doing me the wrong thing, is it a coincidence
I looked up and saw a familiar face appeared above me, that face was full of smirks, short hair dripping with water drops, and the long bathrobe failed to cover her slender, white legs.
"Xue Lin?" I felt a little bit in my heart. It's a coincidence that Lin Xue would actually take a bath here, telling me that this is not true!
"Huh, it's actually you who are crazy. It's really interesting. The man dressed as a woman and went into the bathhouse. Since he is here, he just stayed and chanted. What are you doing in such a hurry." Lin Xue gave another smirk, and then shook his head. , Motioned the girl by the back door to close the door.
I know these two girls from the next class. They are not good birds anyway. They smoke and drink and often go clubbing with men. Their lives are very chaotic. I don’t know how Lin Xue got mixed up with them, but I should be more worried now. It was herself. It seemed that Xue Lin had deliberately punished me this time, blocking my way and making me embarrassed.
(End of this chapter)