The man asked what kind of fame Jiu Shu did, why did he suddenly get promoted
Uncle Jiu said, judging from your horoscopes, your destiny really cannot be promoted to an official position. It is estimated that you will not be promoted in your life, and you need a little bit of help from the feminine.
Coffin, coffin, the implication is promotion and wealth. As long as Jiu Shu has a good time, location, and a good coffin, he can change his fortune. Therefore, the coffin given by Jiu Shu must be pulled back and placed in the hall for sacrifice. Bye, on the fifteenth day of the Lunar New Year, the incense will be served. You must not neglect. In addition, you must do good deeds in the future, and you must donate part of the lottery money you win. Otherwise, your fortune will still run away.
After listening to the words of Uncle Jiu, this person always kept it in his heart. Later, the officials became more and more prosperous.
There are many similar examples. Uncle Jiu sold a pair of embroidered shoes to the lame girl. She walked normally the next day, and sold an ancient general's sword to the cemetery. This cemetery is no longer haunted.
In addition to Guan Hemin, even celebrities often look for Jiu Shu to buy feminine things.
There was a certain actress who had been married for many years and had no children. All the methods were tried, but she couldn't even lay an egg. Later, after being introduced, she found Jiu Shu.
Uncle Jiu sold her a picture of the Goddess of Mercy for her son. Not long afterward, the actress became pregnant. You said God is not magical
When the fat man said this, I hurriedly gave him a blank glance: "Are you sure this child is not Jiu Shu's? Send him off?"
As soon as I said this, it seemed that everyone was spraying old blood, and Old Man Chen murmured: "Your mouth is more poisonous than your grandfather."
The fat man said: "It's a fart, Jiu Shu is old and ugly. If people really find a man, they won't be able to get him."
After the fat man finished speaking, it seemed that everyone had another spit of blood.
The fat man explained that the actress can get pregnant because of this pair of Guanyin. This painting is eloquent and evil.
I heard that during the Tang Dynasty, a rich man named Liu Yuanwai could not give birth to a child after marrying eight wives. This made him anxious. Liu's family had only one son. He had three unfilial piety and no future. What made him even more anxious was that he did not move even after marrying eight wives. The problem must be his own body. In that era, men would definitely be laughed at if they weren’t, and he would be ridiculed as soon as he went out. Pointing to the spine and sneered.
Liu Yuanwai had to look around for doctors, but even if he didn't look good, he almost couldn't bear to hang himself, but the turning point of the matter happened on a stormy night.
That night, it was windy and rainy, and the sky was still thundering. A monk came to the door of Liu's mansion. This monk was tall and handsome and claimed to be able to cure Liu Yuanwai's illness.
Liu Yuanwai was a little angry at the beginning. He didn't expect that he would not be able to do this. Even the monk knew about it. But then he thought, maybe this monk was sent by the Buddha to rescue him, maybe he could really cure his illness.
Thinking of this, Liu Yuanwai hurriedly invited the monk in and prepared a table of vegetarian dishes to entertain the monk.
After the monk ate and drank, he drew a picture of Guanyin giving away children to Liu Yuanwai, but the monk had not finished painting this picture. Guanyin had no children in his arms, and it was empty.
Liu Yuanwai was a little annoyed, and pointed directly at the monk’s nose and asked what this meant? Isn't this a ridicule when painting Guanyin and sending child pictures without children
The monk quickly explained that this painting is famous and cannot be painted casually. If it is really to be effective, then the child must be painted on the night of the full moon, so that he can guarantee that Liu can give birth to a fat boy.
Liu Yuanwai calculated that the Mid-Autumn Festival seemed to be coming soon, and there was only one month left before the full moon night, and the days were not too long, so wait until the Mid-Autumn Festival to paint the children.
During this month, the monk lived in Liu Yuan’s home, and he didn’t have to do anything. He was entertained with good food and drink. On the night of the full moon, the monk also fulfilled his promise and added the child to the house. , And then left Liu Mansion without saying anything.
After the monk left, Liu Yuanwai hung the pair of Guanyin on the side of the bed, hoping that Guanyin could really give him a child.
Sure enough, Liu Yuanwai's prettiest and youngest concubine actually got pregnant. What surprised him even more was that the other seven were also pregnant one after another.
This made Liu Yuanwai happy, he hurriedly praised the true spirit of the painting painted by the monk, and sent someone to find the monk back, and then he was raised at home like a Buddha, but Liu Yuanwai never expected that these eight None of the children in his wife’s belly belong to him!
Originally Liu Yuanwai was very happy. He was so excited that he couldn't sleep every night, but when the first child came out, others were a little confused.
To be honest, Liu Yuanwai doesn't look very good, but the child born here is beautiful, not at all like him, but a bit like... this monk.
Although Liu Yuanwai felt a little uncomfortable, he didn't think much about it. Only when the child looked like his mother, his appearance was so beautiful.
But soon Liu Yuanwai's self-comfort was broken. None of the other children born with him followed him. There were eighty-seven monks who looked more delicate and lovely.
Liu Yuanwai found that something was wrong and hurriedly confessed to his relatives with blood. It turns out that these are indeed not his children.
Liu Yuanwai vomited three mouthfuls of blood on the spot. After struggling for a long time, he stood up. He asked Jiading to tie the monk over, and then asked him to give the child blood to admit his relatives. As expected, almost all of the eight children were the monk. Yes, member Liu was so angry that he kicked his legs away. He never expected that this monk pretended to draw Guanyin to give a child a picture, but under his nose he put his eight wives to sleep and became pregnant. It was not the one who gave him the child. Guanyin, a monk!
Liu Yuanwai was so angry that he was bleeding from seven holes, and both eyes were scarlet. He roared, took a knife from the kitchen, chopped eight children and monks into meat sauce, and then made a table. Give the food to his eight wives.
His eight wives didn't know at first, they ate with relish, and praised that today's meat is particularly fragrant, tender and smooth.
After eating, the eight wives asked where their children had gone.
Liu Yuanwai smiled weirdly, then pointed to their stomachs and said, "Your children and lovers are in your stomachs."
Only then did the eight wives realize that the meat they ate came from, and all the eight people on the spot were frightened.
Liu Yuanwai did not let them go. Liu Yuanwai interrupted their hands and feet, and then tied their necks with a rope like a dog to beg on the street.
Later, Liu Yuanwai had no good death. One night, the servant heard a group of children crying in Liu Yuanwai’s room. They thought that Liu Yuanwai had adopted a baby. The next morning, the servants found Liu Yuanwai hanging outside. He died on the beam, holding a picture of Guanyin sending his child in his arms.
(End of this chapter)