After the young man left, I hurriedly called the fat man's name outside the TV, but the fat man couldn't hear him at all. He was also looking for me at first, but he didn't seem to see me outside the TV.
This is bad. The female ghost must have used ghost tricks to separate me from the fat man, lest I make trouble again. Now I can’t talk to the fat man anymore. I can see the fat man, but the fat man can’t see it anymore. .
The fat man couldn't find me and then muttered: "This is bad, I can't contact my brother, then who will save my life? How can I get out? What can I do? What's more annoying is that I have become Wu Dalang this time. , Really outrageous."
What the fat man said turned into subtitles on TV, and I could see it even with a whisper. Now I am watching TV, and the fat man is acting as Wu Dalang.
At this time, the fat man snapped his fingers and said, "Yes, the female ghost complained that I didn't act well before, so she became angry and said that she would give me one last chance. What will happen if I cooperate with her this time?"
Hearing what the fat man said, I made a sound in my heart, and then hurriedly yelled at him: "Don't, don't cooperate with that female ghost, or something will happen."
But my voice couldn’t be heard inside, and the fat man couldn’t hear it. This was bad. I started walking back and forth, hoping to think of a way to rescue the fat man. What's a good way.
At this time, the fat guy on TV has made up his mind. He wants to play with the female ghost and play Wu Dalang well. Although playing a short cuckold is a bit uncomfortable, there is no way.
The fat man frowned, as if he was thinking. After a while, he screamed and said that he finally remembered the next plot. It seemed that Wu Dalang was going to catch the rape, and then he was severely injured by Ximen officials and then Pan The golden lotus was poisoned to death.
The fat man sighed, biting his head, and going to the market with his two short legs carrying sesame seeds.
The fat man knows that every time Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing hang out at the neighbor's Po Wang's house, the fat man finally came to Wang Po's house after crossing the market.
Wang Po was knocking sunflower seeds in front of the door, sometimes looking around, clearly watching the wind.
After the fat man put down the burden on his shoulders, he rushed over. Wang Po hurriedly stopped him, and then shouted what he was going to do? In this broad daylight, is it impossible to break into private houses
The fat man cursed like Wu Dalang on TV: "Fart, I'm here to catch the adulterer, and the couple of dogs and men are hiding in there for fornication. Don't think I don't know."
Wang's wife was shocked as soon as she heard it, but she soon covered it up, saying she didn't know what the fat man was talking about. If the fat man didn't leave, she would report to the official.
Although the fat man was short and small now, the Wang Po was an old woman after all. He was tough enough to stop him, so he pushed away the Wang Po and rushed in.
After the fat man entered, he immediately heard the muffled sound of men and women, as well as gross gasping and red-faced yelling. The fat man muttered: "Damn, this Pan Jinlian is too irritable, right?"
The sound came from the room on the second floor, and the fat man rushed up directly. After finding the room, the fat man heard the bed creaking, and the "movement" inside did not know how intense it was.
The fat man didn't know whether he was really angry or not. He kicked the door open. At this time, there was a pair of men and women in the bed hurriedly getting dressed. The sexy Pan Jinlian was just the little dragon girl just now, that is, the female ghost in this house.
When the fat man rushed up and fought with Xi Men Qing, what I didn't expect was that the fat man was so fierce that he hit Xi Men Qing on the ground in twos or twos.
"Damn, isn't Ximen Qing very good in the TV series? He can also martial arts, why I let him beat me with a single head." The fat man murmured a little depressed.
In the end, the fat man had no choice but to pretend to let him, so that the plot could develop normally.
The fat man is probably the most depressed Wu Dalang in history. If he is green, it is really miserable to let others fight!
After Ximenqing "turned the defeat into victory", he beat the fat man to blood and kicked the fat man towards the stairs. The fat man fainted.
I don't know if he pretended to be true or not, anyway, Pan Jinlian finally helped him back.
After calling the doctor to help the fat man look at it, she prescribed several medicines. Not long after Pan Jinlian decoction, Wang Po came. She gave Pan Jinlian a packet of poison, saying that she would kill the fat man.
At this time, I was thinking, if the fat man drank that poison, would he really die!
The answer is yes. If the fat man dies, he becomes a ghost and can play with her forever. This is why I don’t let the fat man cooperate with the female ghost. I seriously doubt that many of the characters in it came into this house before. Kill the ghosts of those people.
"Fatty, you have to be smart, don't drink that bowl of poison, or you will be done." I muttered in my heart.
At this moment, Pan Jinlian had cooked the medicine, and the fat man had just woke up. Pan Jinlian brought the medicine to the fat man.
"Drinking medicine, Da Lang." Pan Jinlian said softly.
The fat man glanced at the medicine and immediately knew it was poison. He muttered: "After taking this medicine, can I complete the task and go out? If this is the case, then I have to sleep this Pan Jinlian again. Let's go, otherwise, isn't it in vain?"
I really served this old pervert. It's about this time, and I'm still thinking about this stuff, don't I know that it was a female ghost? Female ghost, you also sleep, how bold are you
"Fatty, don't drink it. You will be gone after drinking that bowl of poison. You can come out after completing the task. It's a real explanation." I hurriedly patted the TV screen and said, but the fatty could not hear at all. There is no response to the words.
The fat man pushed the medicine at this time, and then said, "Madam, before taking the medicine, why don't we come again?"
Pan Jinlian frowned, somewhat puzzled: "What does it mean to come once."
The fat man clapped his hands trivially and said, "I mean, hehehe."
Pan Jinlian rolled her eyes and said that she looked like a dead ghost, and thinking about that, she quickly drank the medicine, and after drinking it will make you hehehe.
The fat man pushed the medicine away again, saying no, he must come and drink it again.
At this time, Pan Jinlian suddenly showed a fierce look, and she took the medicine bowl and pinched the fat man's mouth to pour it in. After a while, the medicine was finished.
After drinking the medicine, the fat man suddenly foamed at the mouth and struggling on the ground while pinching his neck. His eyes turned white and his body twitched. He raised his hands to the sky and shouted the last sentence: "Brother, help me!"
Damn, this one who kills a thousand knives, how can I save you? I can't get in, telling you not to cooperate with her, just don't listen. Isn't that terrible
(End of this chapter)