In the early morning, a ray of sunlight shone on my face, and I was tied to a high wooden frame with wounds. It was almost as miserable as Jesus was back then!
Last night, the "East Window Incident" was arrested on the spot. The Shushan female disciple was terrifying. In addition, everyone woke up and I couldn't run even if I wanted to. After being beaten up, I was tied to this height alive. On the high wooden stand, one night! It's really miserable.
"Boy, the last time I was too hot, I went to the lock demon tower to enjoy the cool, but this time I went to the female disciple bath to enjoy the cool?" Stylus looked at me with a sneer.
"Old stylus, bah, elder stylus, tell the headmaster, this is a misunderstanding, misunderstanding, let me go, it’s all night." I cried and said, the ghost knows how I got through this night. It was cold and foggy, I was soaked all over, and I still had injuries on my body, it was terrible!
The stylus disagrees: "Hmph, misunderstanding, I went to the female disciple’s bathhouse in the middle of the night, misunderstanding, you don’t believe me when you say it! If it weren’t for the agreement with you, I’d like to chop you off and feed the dog, so I will reflect on it, anyway You can't live either, the lock demon tower is your grave."
After finishing talking with the stylus, I turned my head and left. I'll go, this dead old man, with such a temper, will sooner or later get high blood pressure, coronary heart disease, heart disease, Alzheimer's disease, premature death and early birth, grandma's.
After the stylus left, I continued to be tied up again. There were many people in the morning. Those Shushan disciples were laughing around me, and then they pointed me. I really lost my face to the Pacific this time. It's really unlucky. Why is that old man okay
At this moment, the female disciple of Shu Mountain walked over slowly last night, and a group of people hurriedly gave her a way and called the second senior sister.
It turned out that she was the second senior sister of Shushan. No wonder there were two accidents. I didn't get over it last night, and countless sword shadows smashed at me. Although I had evaded very quickly, I was still chopped and injured.
"You stinky rascal, you're not dead yet, huh, you should have cut your head directly last night!" The second elder sister looked at me fiercely with her arms akimbo, and she seemed to hate me so hard that she couldn't wait to eat me. , A little chubby face was even more bulging, but his eyes seemed a little surprised. After suffering so many sword injuries, I stayed a night in this cold night, and I was still alive and well.
Hmph, this kind of small injury is nothing like a tooth. Compared with the previous injury, it is almost like a broken skin.
"Second Sister, right? This is really a misunderstanding... I... Um, I just got lost and broke in accidentally. Do you... Believe it?" I started to make a fool of myself.
"Believe it!" The second elder sister hit me in the stomach with a fist, and I almost vomited out the bitter water with a chuckle. It was too cruel. This would have to punch me. Is there any humanity at all
"Say, what did you see last night? To be honest, I will fight until you die!" The second elder sister became more and more angry at my explanation, and even forced a confession to me. I have no doubt about what she said. Confess, she would really kill me.
"I said, I said, I saw it all!"
"When I saw everything, how many did I see?"
"I saw what I should see, and I saw what I shouldn't!"
At this moment, the sound of pointing, talking, and laughing were all gone. The audience was silent, and even a needle dropped on the ground could be heard. Even the second senior sister was dumbfounded, and the whole person was dumbfounded. Live like a piece of wood.
But ten seconds later, her eyes reddened, and two lines of tears fell on her face.
"Woo... I don't want to live anymore!" The second elder sister cried out wow, and then put her head on a female disciple next to her.
Damn, didn't you let me say it? I'm just "following orders"! Um... It seems... It should, looks like, can't blame me! You forced me to say it in front of so many people. Tomb Novel Network
"Kill him!" Suddenly a Shushan disciple raised his fist and shouted.
"Let me go, my second senior sister, kill this silly x."
"My goddess of Shushan, that's it, that's it... Oh, I want to kill him personally, don't stop me from anyone..."
"I'm going to slaughter this beast by myself, or I will swear not to be a human being!"
After a burst of shouting, all the Shushan disciples surrounded me. Before I even had time to shout for help, I was surrounded by thousands of people and beaten up. That scene, let alone, was like hell on earth.
When the crowd dissipated, I had become a pig's head. I guess I didn't even recognize my mother. There was nothing good in my body. My head was full of bags and my mouth was full of blood. It was a miracle to survive.
Too cruel, are these Shushan disciples still human? No one came out to stop it? Is there humanity at all
This is more than that. Before they left, they actually hung two words on my chest: lust!
At that time, there was only one thought in my mind: why don't you kill me! Compared to physical punishment, this is even more cruel.
I seem to fainted, I don't know how long it took to wake up, or I was woken up.
"Oh, oh, kid, what did you commit, why were you tied to such a high wooden frame?" the old man asked strangely after pushing me to wake up.
"My kid, your grandmother, it's me, you stinky old man, you made me miserable!" I scolded in the first sentence after I woke up, but my face was swollen like a pig's head, and my words hurt.
The old man frowned when he heard it, and then circled around me. After a while, he suddenly said "Oh": "Oh, boy, why are you? How could you be like this? It has to be like a pig, I almost didn't recognize you."
"Bah, you're ashamed to say, if you didn't encourage me to take a peek at other Shushan female disciples taking a bath, could Lao Tzu become like this? It's a weird thing, why I was so unlucky to be caught, you are fine, God It's not fair!" I was so angry that I just cursed the old man bloody, and complained about God's injustice by the way.
"Uh, boy, you may have misunderstood..." The old man suddenly took out a dozen small purple fruits from his pocket at this time.
I frowned: "What is this stuff?"
The old man explained that this is called rose hip, which can nourish blood and nourish the skin. The taste is not bad, sweet and delicious, and it is a specialty of Shushan.
The head of Shushan will give out one to the female disciples of Shushan every month. Because women will come to the monthly affair once a month, and the practice is hard, so they need this rose hip to replenish their bodies, but the male disciples don't.
The old man was greedy. Last night, he thought about stealing in and stealing a few to taste. So he asked me to be a helper and stole the rose hips while the female disciples were bathing or sleeping. He told me the location of the bathhouse, yes. In order to draw my attention to the female disciple who came back from the shower, don't be caught.
Um... I'm going to your grandma's big watermelon. You said so early, and also pointed out the location of the bathhouse to me, this dead old man, Lao Tzu Amitabha, your family.
(End of this chapter)