… Then what am I going to do in the village? '
"You go and perform 'miracles'! You are His Majesty the Witch Emperor, born with a strange divine power. The legendary Witch Emperor His Majesty is omnipotent. You can call the wind and call the rain, and start spring and travel thousands of miles. Rejuvenate the dry land. , let the sky that is no longer cloudy and rainy also fall sweetly. Wherever you go, everything recovers and a hundred flowers bloom. The mountains you go to will always be full of flowers, and the paths you walk will always be evergreen. The toilet I used, Does it always grow B full of dog urine moss
"Why not! The mountains are also your vassals, great
The land is also your people, and the toilet also obeys your command. O great majesty.
The four guards behind him also recited eagerly: E "Your Majesty!"
speak politely! What a poem! ! I was dumbfounded when I heard it. Almost forgot that the great majesty they were talking about was myself.
In addition to being excited, Lao Ge still did not forget to ask me. "Because the old man can't get out of the mountain, my witch sect has not performed miracles in front of people for a long time. As long as you can use your supernatural powers, you must show them to the people. When the time comes, my shaman sect will re-establish its prestige, your majesty's meritorious power. Great.
Makes sense, makes sense. I have to know it!
"Calling the wind and calling for the rain, a hundred flowers are blooming, and you have to let the mountains and flowers bloom, you take me as the Dragon King or the Earth Lord!
Lao Ge shook his head and said, "How can you really let a hundred flowers bloom, isn't that bullying? The old man sent someone to follow you."
"what
Old Gemo touched the beard that no longer existed and smiled: "Where in the world is there really such a thing as a miracle, even if there is such a thing, it is also a matter of the era of the first generation of the witch emperor. His Majesties in later generations can reproduce miracles, Naturally, it was our blessing."
"Isn't that a lie?"
Lao Ge was surprised: "How can you say it's a lie? In order to let the people's hearts have sustenance and not fall into darkness, this is necessary. We know that this is a big problem, and we still have it for generations. Perseverance on behalf of, you can see that we are sincere. I do not go to hell who will go to hell.
Hello! Isn't that last sentence Nima a Buddhist term
Lao Ge shook his head sadly: '"Your Majesty, it's very heartbreaking for you to say this to the old man. You are a virtuous gentleman who doesn't want to lie. In this case, please step down from the throne, and don't take this responsibility. It's hard for you to do."
Then a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and I could almost hear him saying in his heart, "Let's go, let's go, if you're not satisfied, just go"
I really had no choice but to say: "Since you said it like this, then I have no choice but to go."
Old Ge looked a little regretful, but then he recovered his spirits, and there was still a faint sneer on the corner of his mouth. Makes me feel that this itinerary is not simple at all...
But I don't care about him, the soldiers will block the water and cover the ground. I stretched and yawned.
Then you step back,"
What are you talking about, Your Majesty. Lao Ge glanced at me strangely, and the mountain was full of morning glow: "If you don't get dressed and set out, it will be too late.
Nima! Let you play all night, it's dawn, huh
Chapter 7 The road is not easy, the wandering is heavy
I walked in the green forest where the first rays of sunlight fell in the early morning and turned my eyes away, as if full of aura full of green eyes. Walking into the depths of the jungle, breathing the moist air from the morning dew, showing a satisfied smile after exercising, brushing off the crystal sweat on his forehead, and looking back...with two hundred burdens behind him.
These 200 people were dressed in white clothes unique to the disciples of Shamanism. The spring breeze is blowing, fluttering in the forest like a fairy. The pace of walking is rigorous and consistent, the left foot rises and the right foot falls, almost two hundred people walk out of the same step.
The old man is so slow!
Moreover, these more than 200 people basically do not speak the Central Plains dialect, and they dare not speak to me. Basically, they will suffocate me to death.
"Why should I bring so many people down the mountain!" Two four hours ago, I drove away the rest of the people in the hall and dragged Lao Gedan chatter.
Lao Ge waved his hand: "According to my rites, the easiest way for our Great Spirit Witch to travel, requires at least fifty disciples to clear the way. You are His Majesty the Witch Sovereign, and the battle will naturally be bigger." Then you don't need two hundred logs to follow. me! I don't understand most of what these people say, why are you following me? "
Even the line shouting 'Wuhuang Palace welcomes the return of the Fourth Majesty', if it wasn't for the moved faces on their faces, I would have thought it was a scolding from the top of the mountain.
Old Ge looked at me almost like he was answering an idiot
"Could it be that you can understand what the tribesmen and villagers said? Without so many witch disciples to testify, who would believe that the witch emperor arrived
Although the Wuhuang had not been the administrative monarch in Xiacang Anxi for hundreds of years, the people's reverence for him had not changed in the slightest. Without these equipped subordinates and lineups, who would know that you are the Witch King? I thought there was a Central Plains fool. "
Although what he said was grand, I looked back at his not-so-old grinning old face, and no matter how I thought about it, I felt that he had sent 200 eyeliners to follow him. Just sent a confidant to kill me.
Lao Ge suddenly thought of something and said, "There's still more, Priest Bai and Second Guard of Iron Mu are going to follow."
Look, this is about to send confidants to harm me. Ba "They go mainly to...
"That's it." I waved my hand, 'Don't bother making up excuses. Your mouth is not too tired, but my ears still want to stop, don't you want to make three people disgusting me after stalking
"You are very suspicious." Old Geri shook his head at me, and then said: "But you are right, I sent them to disgust you. You killed the mountain for no reason and threatened the old man for you. As an old boss, can’t I still disgust you? Even if I hold my nose and endure it, the old man won’t have to ask you to do it. You can do this position of the Witch Sovereign, if you can’t do it, hurry up Go away. I can't wait to see you."
.Made, bitch!
"This is only one aspect. On the other hand, you are new to the disciples, you are not familiar with the disciples, and the language is not easy to understand. Without them commanding the brigade, you must be very difficult. It is because the old man appointed them to follow the supervisor, and there is a great reason. of.
This old fried dough stick is indeed worthy of being a person who has lived for nearly a hundred years. The old one is about to become fine. Why do I feel that there are problems with these reasons, but I can't refute it...
"Speak." I tried to find an excuse to refute Siji: "I just went down the mountain and told people that the Wuhuang had returned. Those hunters, villagers, and fishermen won't be frightened. After all, this is a The witch emperor who has not seen in a hundred years is back.
"of course not."
The old man was calm, and answered as a matter of course. .
"The Wuhuang has always existed, but not in the Wuhuang Palace.
At me, who frowned, he shrugged lightly. Ba "His Majesty the Witch King has changed his image in the world, and his form has never been fixed. In the hundreds of years after the death of the first Witch King, the appearance of the Witch Kings of all dynasties has been different. There is no blood relationship with the previous Witch King. Sometimes old people, sometimes girls, sometimes children.
I have heard before that during the Wu Dynasty, the inheritance of the throne was not based on blood. Therefore, the witch emperors of each generation are not the children of the previous witch emperors. But I don't know exactly.
Lao Ge showed a proud expression. Ba "Of course we are relying on the apocalypse of our witch sect to find the four scumbags!! This means that whoever the Witch Emperor is, you will follow, you, you, yourself, yourself, Hu, Hou, don't you!!
Your black screen is too dark! Then who knew that the two generations of Wuhuang were not related by blood! Maybe your witch emperors for hundreds of years are all from the same family!
"Naturally not." Lao Ge's eyes suddenly became deep, revealing an indescribable radiance, and there seemed to be some... piety in it, "His Majesty the Witch Emperor's ability is innate. No one can take it away. , and no one can learn it. It's like the sun goes down and dissolves into the dark night. But no matter how long the night is, no matter how long the night is, the sun that rises again is still the same sun. It was night, but when he reappeared, his light was always as evident as the rising sun.
All in all, the Witch-Emperor cannot be impersonated. ""ability? Could it be that the Witch-Emperor can really call the wind and call the rain and spread beans into a fire to burn the elbows and freeze the toads? "I touched my chin and tried to fit into the conversation as naturally as possible.
Who knew that Lao Ge immediately woke up, showing an expression of '2 accidentally said too much', and then kept an obvious vigilance towards me.
"You know what this is for? Let me tell you, 1 you're just a fake for three months no matter what.
Let you be your majesty for these three months because you are a rogue that threatens too much. Tell you, whatever you have to do, get out of here when the time comes. If you dare to stay on this Wanyu Mountain for three months and one day, the old man and you will die!
Damn, how is this guy so defensive, 2 he can be guarded before my perfect words, I underestimate you too much.
"Can you guys hurry up!" My thoughts came back to my eyes, and I called out to the people behind me, "What's the noise, I lost your status as an emperor, and the pretty face that I was not happy with appeared in front of me. She appeared in front of me. As a commander, you can walk a little behind me without keeping your distance from me, "and most of them don't understand you when you call. "
With your attitude, do I have the identity of an emperor!
The wooden guards, the iron guards, and a white priest who did not know where to fight came back, three people walked behind me. Besides, there is a little girl.
This girl is the little dancer I talked to in Lao Ge's bedroom last night. What is this little girl's name