"Oh, I thought I stepped on shit." I sighed in relief: "What does Tesue mean
Mu Wei looked up and said.
"Translated into your Central Plains dialect, it is called 'cow dung' E
Isn't that shit! !
The cow dung on your mother's shoes is going to dry! Wait a minute, you hold a grudge because I hit you with this shoe, right? They are all left-footed shoes!
The Iron Guard reminded aloud.
"Please do something serious. Your disciples have already announced in the village that His Majesty the Witch Emperor is coming, and soon the whole village will come to greet you, so get ready.
I sneered unconvincingly as I polished my shoes.
"It's not like I can't." Isn't it about strengthening believers? I am not such a thing. Never done it. When I was in the Western Regions, I was a popular little demonstration for you to take a look at.
I looked left and right and saw a young man carrying two large buckets in the field.
I ran over and took his hand in two steps.
fellow! Thank you for trusting me! Thank you for supporting me! Hallelujah my mom! "
However, for my people-friendly show, there was a three-day discordant coughing sound from behind.
cough cough cough.
I turned my head and said silently: "I caught a cold and put on my clothes. Tie Wei lowered his head and said, "Your Majesty, you can't speak so arrogantly. You are the sorcerer above all. "I took another look at the stubborn young man," Besides, he's still a pickpocket. "
"What's wrong with the dung pickers! I just want to go to the people. Go among them!"
I patted the boy on the shoulder affectionately. "Pick up the dung, you have a future.
Speaking of Kanyan, the mighty crowd in the distance gradually approached, and it seemed that all the people in the village had really come. Their eyes were filled with unbelievable fear and surprise, and they had an extraordinary respect for me. Respect to -- as if I could eat people.
adore me so much...
I let the sheep stand by my side and act as a translator for me
After learning from the watch training just now, I held my head high, walked up to an old man with a smile on my face, and greeted him. ” The little girl Ba glanced at me, and it seemed that she translated it into more appropriate words and said it.
The old man knelt down with a puff and said nothing. Tears flowed down from the exit. I see this speed as a figure even in a beggar gang. No wonder the second master screamed behind me: I'm a real mother, talent! This person who takes him back to Middle-earth and can immediately become a six-bag elder!
But this kind of 'talent' doesn't want anyone except the beggar gang.
This old man, who didn't know that he had been chosen by the head of the Beggar Gang to be able to become a six-bag elder in Japan, could not stop crying, and said several words to me on Siri Ancient Road, but every word sounded the same.
"What's wrong with this old man? Is someone in the family sick or is there a plague?" I looked at the little girl.
She said embarrassedly: -.- He said his house didn't come back
money…
Is it because of me? !
He is afraid like a sieve because he is afraid of me? because. As soon as I came, I asked them to donate money, so I can kneel faster than the beggar gang elders
How many times did you manage people's money before
The Iron Guard said lightly: "Thank you for being His Majesty the Witch King, don't I memorize the rules of Islam? In every piece of land blessed by the Witch King, paying the Witch Tax is the duty of believers. Every household must be on time. Pay. Since Wuhuang Yin established himself, all the villages in the entire Wanyu Mountain area of hundreds of kilometers did this.”
Wan Yuguo really spent nine lifetimes of bad luck to be stared at by you
superior
I helped the old man up and comforted him.
"Master, get up quickly. Money matters can be negotiated every day. I'll call the shots here, I'll give you an analysis of the meaning and it's over.
Yang Yang Y head was beaten back before she had time to translate
"How is this possible!"
The white priest pulled me aside. "Your Majesty, collecting witch tax is a canon. This land is blessed by the witch religion, and you, as the witch emperor, must collect their money." I said with a frown.
"Didn't they say they have no money? Let the rich go home and donate some, how can they force it?"
"How can this be taken by force? Since they have accepted the belief in the sun, they must show sincerity and sincerity. Don't I need to eat in the Wuhuang Palace? Besides, what are the rich people. Look at this dilapidated village, how can there be a rich family? of?"
"Knowing that people don't have money, do you still want people to donate
The white priest sneered.
"Their poverty is unresolvable. It is their luck. But no matter how poor, there is a silver lining to survive. That silver lining is our shamanism. They can only put money into our Only when you have a pocket can you obtain peace of mind. This is the way of managing the mind. Your Majesty, if you want to be the Witch King, you must get used to the practices of our Witch Cult.
"Why do I think this is your way of robbery? Besides, people have no money at all. No matter how much you talk, you still have no money. What else do you want?"
The white priest showed a sneer.
"No, but your disciples are already
I was startled, looked up, and saw a person flying out of a room in the distance, almost covered in injuries. The villager's physique was quite strong, but he couldn't stand it. He spit out a mouthful of blood and knelt on the ground still begging. Looking at a few white-clothed disciples who came out of the room, they surrounded the villager who was beaten and could not resist, and it seemed that they had to do something.
"To squeeze money out of no money is the meaning of your two-day trip with a hundred people."
Priest Bai gave me a sneer: "You still want it. Challenge me to witchcraft..."
I didn't hear what the innocent priest said at all, so I roared. Not only a few disciples who were beating the villagers stopped in fright, but the whole village fell to their knees in fright. I strode up to the three young disciples, looking at them in astonishment, not knowing what they had done wrong. what look.
"Young age..."
I rolled up my sleeves and held my palms high. "Let you fucking not learn well!!"
One gave a big mouth! The three people who were pumped flew out in circles
Chapter 09 The Millennium System, Unhappy for a Time
I looked at the uncle who was kneeling on the ground with a body like a sieve. The stunned expression on his face seemed to say, "I'm going to be beaten into mud because everyone is so ruthless." He actually bent down and punched his lower abdomen, spit out a large mouthful of blood, and said in a murmur.
"He said that His Majesty spared his life, Xiaomin hasn't eaten for several days, and he really can't pay.
The sheep that came from later translated the words.
I was so angry and funny, I asked Yangyang: "Girl, is the witch tax so high
Yangyang stuck out his little tongue: "I don't understand either. If I don't return the money that Daddy said a village gives a year, at least enough to maintain and repair the temple. The scale of the temple must be able to accommodate the entire village. It's good that there is an old temple in the village, but if there isn't one, it can only be rebuilt. Many villages are still repairing it.
"Then the tax is too high...".