I couldn't help turning around and asked Su Xiaodao.
"How on earth do you cook?"
"I'm just doing what I usually do!"
"Demonstrate once."
Su Xiao pouted: "Demonstration is demonstration."
He ran over in a hurry and grabbed several handfuls of ** seasoning.
"Didn't I say, the first step is to throw the seasoning into the pot first." After he finished speaking, he slammed it all into a new pot, made a swishing sound, and continued to beat after throwing it in. turn.
... Is this some witchcraft ritual
Then Su Xiao showed excited eyes, "The second step is to chop a few knives in the pot."
Then he pulled out the ancient cold sword.
"Slow down, slow down! You used your own knife to chop a few knives!"
I said why this pot is bad! Who can withstand such a slash with Gu Han! By the way, I said why the smell of peppercorns always comes out of your scabbard. It turns out that after you chopped the pot and rubbed it, you put it back into the scabbard, right? This seems to be your family's heirloom sword, see if your mother knows if she won't kill you arrogant child!
I managed to stop Su Xiao's rampage. Su Xiao threw in the tomato and egg again in annoyance. When I saw that the egg almost went in with the shell, my heart sank. Su Xiao mumbled: "Anyway, the process is about the same. The last thing is to add some secret weapons and cover the pot."
"Secret weapon? What is that?"
Su Xiao showed a mysterious smile, and took out a small bottle from his arms: "Hum, do you want to know? I'm not... eh! Wait! Don't rob! You are rude!"
"Hand over it honestly."
I picked up Su Xiao with little effort. Although Su Xiao is not short, he is as light as a cat, almost no heavier than a sprite. This is very terrifying... I couldn't help but look at the snow-white skin in the collar, the delicate collarbone, and the cliff that was exposed by Su Xiao because of the struggle.
He sighed suddenly.
Su Xiao blushed and shouted, "Where are you sighing?"
"Cough cough, anyway, bring the things here."
I shook Su Xiao twice, and finally took the bottle over, without having to unplug the bottle, there were five shocking characters written on the bottle - Thunderbolt.
"Why did you put down the Thunderbolt?"
Su Xiao covered his ears for fear of being scolded, and retorted in a low voice: "This, this is creativity..."
Create your mother's big watermelon! !
Poke a few holes in the pot and throw thunderbolts in it, of course it will explode when it hits fire! How on earth do you think that Thunderbolt is used here? "I heard it. Last time at Six Doors, Uncle Rong from the kitchen said that he wanted to add vegetables and asked me to help buy Thunderbolt. "
This sounds familiar.
"Are you talking about a combination of mushrooms, chestnuts, plums, ham, and eggs, mushrooms, chestnuts, plums, and eggs?"
"Eh? Is that supposed to be the case?"
I proudly said: "Of course, this combination is still named by me."
Su Xiao adorably clapped his hands to me.
No... isn't that the culprit, it's actually me...
"Xiao, your cooking skills are really scary. Have you ever cooked before?"
Su Xiao rubbed his snow-white pointed jaw, as if recalling something long ago, and then slowly said, "I remember... I used to cook when I was a child."
"That was when I was ten years old? I don't remember, I was still young. My mother took me to visit Hanshan Temple and stayed overnight."
"Hanshan Temple?"
Although Hanshan Temple is one of the seven crowns of the White King, like Shaolin, it is still used for worship and visit by the common people, and guests are also allowed to stay overnight. Su Xiao is from Suzhou, so it's normal to go there.
"At that time, the monks and uncles in the temple liked me very much, so they let me run around. I ran into the kitchen that day and saw that they were working very hard, so I said that I would cook the vegetarian dishes for dinner that night. They also said yes. Don't worry, let me do it. But at dinner, the monks and uncles ate the dishes I made, and they all stopped talking. When I woke up the next morning, everyone fell asleep, and my mother couldn't get up. There was no way. , Hanshan Temple had to be closed for two days. After that time, my mother won't let me cook. And I won't let me go to Hanshan Temple."
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Lie down, lie down, lie down! You knocked down a white king and seven crowns in one meal? That is, the monk of Hanshan Temple is good! Otherwise, you would have already ripped off the skin of your bear child!
Speaking of which, the pot does not know what it is, and a very strange smell gradually wafts out. I quickly put it out, so as not to smell more bad after it is dried.
The emperor suddenly came out of his head with a smile,
"Is the dish ready? I've waited for a long time, and I'm so hungry."
When the emperor saw a large plate, I had robbed him of all the small points before, and he was really hungry, so he grabbed a piece of black stuff that I don't know what it was. Seeing the surprise in my eyes, he gave me a smile: Don't be surprised, the food outside the palace is all kinds of strange, I have known it for a long time. I am not a monarch who can be easily frightened.
You are the bravest monarch of all dynasties!
I quickly reached out to grab it.
This thing Su Xiao made can't be eaten!
"This, this, my lord, it's not decent to be so good at eating, let's just endure it."
"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, I'm really hungry, I'll fill up my hunger first."
It's urgent! You have a piece of poison in your hand! Anyway, wait for me to fry some soy sauce fried rice or something!
The emperor was so annoyed by me that he frowned and said in a low voice.
"Ming Feizhen, if you stop me again, I will accuse you of deceiving you!"
If I don't stop it, it's a poor escort, okay
At this time, I suddenly heard a voice from the first floor... Why is this voice so familiar... Is the Green King coming down? ! And he brought a lot of people with him.
Why is it at this time... Wait, this is the movement technique of the Kunlun faction, where did a Kunlun master emerge—eh? Yi Wangyou, the head of Kunlun? This old boy can't be messed with! If the Green King starts to mess up, whoever gets hurt on both sides will not be able to explain. Otherwise, drag the emperor down to deal with the situation, anyway...
Eh? Wait, Your Majesty!
I was distracted when I heard it, but I didn't pay attention here. The emperor directly put the black thing in his mouth. It was too late for me to stop it.
The emperor's expression seemed to be as wonderful as a seven-colored spiral accelerated and turned around in a big bang.
When he opened his mouth again, there was a black smoke coming out of his mouth... Then he lay back straight and made a heavy thud. His eyes were still open, but he had already fainted.
I hurriedly threw myself beside the emperor's dragon body, holy lord! Holy! Holy lord, the emperor is dead!
Chapter 39 Wang Xia faction Kunlun swordsmanship