"You said just now that you really eat raw salt and make white sugar
I knew that Auntie Xiao's eyes were just trying to prank me!
I don't want to be sweet and salty before I'm thirty years old, right
"Cough cough." I coughed and pretended to be nonchalant, 'But...you have to marry me first.
"Okay! It's so bad that you dare to bully your uncle!" Auntie snorted and stood up and grabbed my ear, as if she wasn't shaken by what she just said. From my point of view, I could faintly see that her crystal-like jade earrings were slightly red, "Come here, I will bite your ears today!
"Huh? Bite? Eh, bite?! Wait! It's too impersonal?"
We were arguing when there was an exasperated scream from outside.
"You two sluts, what the hell is going on! Ah! How did you do it!"
At this time, the fat boss of the theater returned to the backstage, saw the two of us sitting, and said angrily: "What happened just now, you two are still the most expensive. I spent real money to ask you to make trouble? If not The response to your sing-along just now was not bad. I peeled your skin today. Eh, wait... Who are you, who are you? Why, no one else will move... What are you going to do
Aunt Xiao Shi opened her teeth, and was rushing on my back and biting my ear. She looked up at the fat boss's dumbfounded expression, and she was amused with a puff.
She laughed so hard that she was about to burst into tears, making the boss more and more stunned, and her eyes were getting smaller and smaller, almost shrunk into one... Of course, I couldn't hold back.
"I laughed so hard, I just took off my makeup, I hate it to death. Forget it, I don't care about your stupidity anymore.
At this time, the fat boss remembered that he should say a few words and pointed at us.
"Who are you? Don't think this boss will be afraid of you two.
"Oh, have the guts, the little girl admires and admires."
Auntie Xiao took a few deep breaths and calmed down. Then, without looking at him, she looked in the mirror in front of the dressing mirror and drew her lip line to the hair of the boss and the others. Just as she was about to say something, the little aunt suddenly said.
"It's easy to know who I am, you've heard of 'Flick the flowers to see the face, cut the clouds to paint the dress'.
That boss running such a large theater in the local area is not completely without background. It seems to have some understanding of the things in the martial arts. At first he seemed to just feel familiar, but after thinking for a while, he suddenly shuddered, like falling into an ice cellar.
"You are a demon, a witch!!"
Fuhua sees the face, the eight characters of cutting the cloud and painting the dress are several treasures of the little teacher who walks the rivers and lakes - the wind flower, the palm of the face, the sword of cutting the cloud, and the painting of the neon dress. In the past, the little teacher and the four treasures were at the same time. Famous in northern martial arts. Wherever he went, almost everyone was worried.
"Oh, it's not easy. I thought I was just messing around in Beiping, but I didn't expect that there are many fans in Jiangnan.
Just looking at Xiao Shiyi's beautiful appearance, it is very simple to judge that she is the number one beauty in the northern martial arts. Just to see who I am takes some skill.
I smiled slightly and said calmly: 'I'll give you some tips too, I'll do it one by one'
But he couldn't help but point his finger at my face suddenly. "You are the cauldron of the witch, her little wolf dog!!"
Let me pretend? And because I'm a little wolf dog? Am I handsome! Are you handsome? !
Ah, no no no, I'm still pretty handsome...
Anyway, your sister! Don't make things so complicated
Chapter 40
Moved out of the nickname of 'witch', the fat boss was so frightened that his face was pale, and he didn't dare to say anything.
Then I knew that the little teacher's prestige had not diminished back then.
However, the fat boss just had a blue face and white lips, and it was good to shake a few times in fear. A few years ago, the witch Mingsu asked in the Jianghu, not to mention the fear of the wind, but also a big headache. If you get into trouble with the little aunt, whether you want to smash the pot and sell iron and hire a master, or abandon your family and throw your son into Shaolin, or dig a hole and bury yourself on the spot, it is always one of several options.
Who doesn't know that the witch Mingsu asks martial arts that few others can compare her beauty and scheming, and the most terrible thing is the mysteriousness of her backstage.
According to rumors, a member of an unfortunate evil gang, their gang leader went to the streets to search for Mrs. Yazhai, but he didn't dare to look at Xiao Shiyi. It was just that I accidentally stepped on Auntie's shoe... a little flower that fell from the surface. Overnight, the entire gang was rehabilitated. Since then, bridges and roads have been built, and book houses have been built. The whole gang didn't even dare to say rude words for the rest of their lives.
Since then, it has changed its name to Shanniang Gang, which is the abbreviation of 'Dedicated to good deeds, wishing the girl Ming's happiness and longevity every year'.
According to rumors, there is a young master from a famous martial arts family who covets the beauty of his little aunt. I swore that I would not marry my aunt, and I swore I would not be a human being. The hero post is widely published, offering the witch to fight with her to bet tomorrow, asking heroes from all walks of life to be witnesses. Three days later, the heroes gathered to watch the play, and the young master shivered and changed his name to 'I am not a human being'.
According to rumors, there is a big man in the rivers and lakes who is doing business on the water, who is afraid that the little teacher is powerful, and has gathered a few tough hands on the rivers and lakes to deal with her. Connecting eighteen large ships together is known as the Iron Chain Hengjiang Formation. In the night, eighteen ships were burned by a fire, and they fell into the sea with those hard hands. There has been no news until today...
In short, the backstage of Witch Mingsu's question is unfathomable, and the bottom of her hands is astonishingly hard. There have been all kinds of strange stories.
Her background is not easy on the rivers and lakes, and there have always been different opinions about her backstage. Some guessed Wudang, some guessed Lushan Jianguan, some guessed that it was a killing alliance, some guessed that it was a magic sect, and even guessed that Xiaoshiyi herself was the incarnation of the Yuntian Palace.
Don't guess, we did it. I remember that the fire was still put by the hand of the Grand Master, and his old man was so happy. As for the Wudang Demon Sect, it was naturally a rumor made by a handsome, handsome, smart, and wise man.
Because of us secretly supporting the little aunt, the rumors of the witch are getting weirder and weirder. After it spread, it almost really became a devil who disturbed the rivers and lakes. It made us worried, but Aunt Xiao Shi herself quite liked this nickname and didn't take it seriously. It's just that since then, no one even believed the little auntie who said she was from Daluo Mountain. On the contrary, he firmly believes that this is an evil act that pours dirty water on the right path.
I didn't want to wait any longer, so I picked up my little aunt and swayed to the door, pushed the door and walked out.
The fat boss was stunned when he saw my unrestrained movement, and couldn't help but exclaim.
"A watchdog, so good at it. Let's have a good chat with Madeleine!!
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It has been three days since I came to this town.
My sister-in-law and I have already played on stage and singing, raising tigers and racing cars, night trial and week peeling, etc. This town called us to make such a fuss, for a while we thought it was a hero, and for a while we thought it was haunted, which made people panic.
But as soon as the play was sung yesterday, most of the news that the witch Ming Suwen arrived has already spread.
It is inconvenient for the two of us to go out, so we stayed in the inn today.
But Aunt Xiaoshi never had a spare day, and even in the inn, she was always looking for something to do.
She is going to paint today. Today, Auntie Xiao is wearing a long skirt that is convenient for movement, showing off her fragrant shoulders, and her thick black hair is tied in a delicate braid on her chest, making her more charming.
Suwen everyone sat in front of the desk, holding a paintbrush in hand, squinting slightly, comparing my left and right arms, very serious.
And I can only stand obediently and wait for the little teacher and aunt to finish the addiction of famous poets and paintings. Aunt Xiaoshi bought a large number of jewelry and clothes, including men's clothing. I picked one out of my hand and put it on for me, and it didn't fit the size. Only then did I know that it was carefully selected by the little aunt, not at random.
In fact, I didn't really want to be a reference for Xiaoshiyi.
Because Xiao Shiyi is very talented in piano, chess and books, but only in painting... It should be said that her artistic sense is relatively unique, or her sensibility is too delicate, only painting... She is not very good at it.
But since my aunt even bought me clothes, I will go to hell if I don't go to hell.
"But don't move... It's almost ready... Not true! Don't sleep!
The performance of the little teacher this time is very different from the frivolousness of the past. The brush strokes are very serious, as long as I want to sleep a little, it immediately wakes me up. She turned her brush lightly, and after a while her shoulders came out, her legs came out... but her eyes were placed last, especially the finishing touch.
In my mind, her work was completed step by step, and when her little snow-white hand made the last stroke, even the painting in my mind was declared complete at the same time.
Ah, what a handsome me..."
"Well...that feels good.