While rubbing the dead skin on his calf with the soles of his feet, Ren Suo used his laptop to record the keywords of the last customer in Shenhai City's "Zhusheng Experience".
Even Ren Suo himself was a little surprised that the fifth day of "Ghosts in the Night" was able to reach the end of the pass calmly.
Because Dai Yuxing was the first guest, and she left very early, Ren Suo thought that a bunch of countermeasure monks would come to eat the overlord's meal soon.
If this is the case, Ren Suo will have to read the files. He can only skip Shenhai City and find other countries or other cities to set up stalls.
Dai Yuxing also said that the countermeasure system is limited to parks in big cities because of Huang Mao and the specific information obtained from the spies stationed in the Federation. There are so many foreign cities with second-class concentration, Ren Suo can choose at will.
But after one night, the guests who came were all murderous, anti-social normal monsters and ghosts. Ren Suo also felt relieved and seasoned them.
Ren Suo also discovered that, generally speaking, the first customers who come here are demons and ghosts who are easier to understand and more tolerant of the intensity of the taste. For this kind of customer, Ren Suo only needs to extract the keywords and he is basically sure.
And in the last hour, the customers who come are more vicious. Not only do you have to extract keywords, but you are also very particular about the saltiness of the taste. There are too many "happy", too little "confidence", and not enough "love". They will all slap the table and rise to fight the female shopkeeper.
At this time, Ren Suo could only punch one and pay attention to the monster.
And when it came to the last customer, that is, the end of the pass, it was basically a hard fight, and Ren Suo could only try to weaken the enemy by poisoning the right one.
But so far, except for Hong Kong City, which has just happened to be recruited, the other four barriers have only been slightly weakened.
And Shenhai is amazing because it is a 'weird', and it is still a customer who does not eat Bawang's meal and is willing to tell his own experience.
This is also Ren Suo's first encounter with a 'weird' customer. This customer's appearance is also quite strange. He is wearing a black robe embroidered with golden dragons, without a single hair, with a shiny bald head, fair skin, big eyes and small mouth. Children less than 1 meter in height.
But as soon as he said it, Ren Suo knew that he was definitely not a demon.
"Sister, bring a ton of cement. It needs to be hot. Don't use 1:1 that is too thin to fit in the toilet. You need 1:3 for the taste." The bald boy patted the table vigorously and shouted.
This order was the most bizarre that Ren Suo had ever seen, and what was even more amazing was that the female shopkeeper actually brought out a bucket of cement.
Then the bald boy told about his life experience
"I am a pillar."
The bald boy lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and immediately sucked the cigarette away, showing a depressed expression that had experienced many vicissitudes: "I'm under the elevated road over Yan'an Road, that's the Panlongzhu... You know the Panlongzhu Bar?"
"When the viaduct was being built back then, the pillars at the intersection of the east-west, north-south viaducts could not be knocked down. Later, a mage came and did it at that position before knocking down the pillars."
"Not only that, they also wrapped the pillars with stainless steel and copper dragon sculptures. After I woke up, I found out that people at that time believed that there were dragon veins in this place. The mages came to 'drive the dragon', and the dragon sculptures were used to 'Zhenlong'…”
The bald boy smoked a cigarette every time he said a word, and now the cigarette case in his hand is half empty: "But in fact, the mage has no effect at all, and those dragon sculptures are meaningless, but after the mage comes, The engineering team also replaced a batch of operating machines with stronger pile driving capabilities, so the piles were driven down.”
"As for why there are dragon sculptures on the pillars, I don't know. It may be that there was a little more money at that time, or the leaders were superstitious."
"Until a year ago, I woke up and realized that I had become a pillar." The bald boy said with a depressed face, "I felt very unlucky."
"Because I'm clearly an earth spirit here."
"The piles at that location are not easy to drill. It's the protection I gave myself hundreds of years ago to make the rock strata thicker. There are no mines nearby. I don't think anyone will come to make trouble, right?"
"I didn't expect that people nowadays are really strong. The mage is too. He does what he does, and he is still dripping with shit. If it weren't for that mage, he would have been cold. I would have gone to find him to settle the score. Then the pillar was knocked down, and I was stunned. The smoke from the hammer dissipated, and I could only attach myself to the pillar."
"All the nearby earth spirits came to laugh at me. I'm the only one imprisoned in the pillar. I'm so angry!"
At this time, the bald boy pointed to his own head: "Because of the pillars, I can't even draw a taller shape. I can only become this little ghost. Compared with hundreds of years ago, I haven't changed at all... Ouch !"
The cigarette butt held in his right hand poked his bald head, and the child groaned in pain, looking very funny and cute.
After finishing the cigarette, the child slapped the table hard again: "Hurry up and put on the cement, I'm so hungry!"
Then Ren Suo, who was holding the laptop, was dumbfounded.
Finished
He bought a cup of holy water on purpose. Although the special effects were triggered and he didn't need money, it didn't look like he had drunk it now.
When the bald boy told his life experience, not a single key word appeared!
"Shameless! How dare you cheat money!"
Sure enough, it is impossible to rely on krypton gold to pass such a good thing as the bottom boss. Ren Suo, who was almost cheated out of money, was careful not to waste time on the last customer in the future.
As for this bald kid, Ren Suo could only let him try again what it means to be drenched in shit.
However, at this time, the wit of a level 4 player, or the "Hat of Seeking Dao and Correction" that Ren Suo wore finally played a role
"Is holy water really useless?"
The meaning of holy water is to extract the lust and resentment that customers value in their words. Since there are no keywords, it means that the customer doesn't care about what he just said.
Liberty lost by being hammered into a pillar;
The misery of being drenched in shit;
the humiliation of being mocked by other earth spirits;
Anger at such a situation after being sober centuries later;
Bald kids don't care at all.
The holy water is not useless, it reminds Ren Suo: the bald boy doesn't care about these contents, and if he is fed feces or sugar in this direction, it will be meaningless to him.
Continue to think in this direction: the bald boy doesn't care about being a pillar, and he doesn't mind getting shit on his head. When he talks about these things, he even thinks it's quite funny. And his smoking behavior is more like imitating other smokers. He doesn't think it's good at all, he just thinks it's fun.
Yes, he is a playful kid.
Hundreds of years ago, Shenhai was just a small fishing village, and the surrounding area was far away from the spiritual veins of the Central Plains. The spiritual wisdom here may not be very high.
So a bald boy is very dangerous. He may do some accidents that can cause serious casualties at any time because of his fun.
What is he most afraid of? boring.
What is he most looking forward to? freshness.
Soon, Ren Suo knew how to season
I saw the female shopkeeper took out three bottles and poured them all into the cement.
a "creation";
a "happy";
a "freedom";
The bald boy took the cement bucket and swallowed it like ice cream.
After eating, he wiped his mouth, looked at the female shopkeeper in a daze, and then suddenly laughed heartily.
"Would it be fun if I let the sculpture on the pillar fly into the sky in the middle of the night?" the bald boy murmured, "It would be fun if I asked every driver who passed me 'I'm behind you'." It's fun!"
"Thank you sister, I'm going back to play!"
The bald boy came back halfway, rubbed his clothes with his hands, and made a ball: "Give me a gift for you, sister!"
The female shopkeeper took it over and took a look:
"Old mud left by the earth spirit: eat it and add 1000 blood and 100 attack power. Put it in food for seasoning, and it can cause 50% blood damage to the enemy."
Seeing the back of the bald boy leaving, Ren Suo feels that there will be the scariest kid in history in Shenhai City... 8)