After a few rounds, Gu Qiqi felt that she had suffered a lot
Ever since everyone found out that despite his cold appearance, Sir, he is very easy to talk to in front of Gu Qiqi, especially when it comes to matters of showing affection with Gu Qiqiu, he simply responds to every request.
So these brats came up with even weirder ideas one by one:
"My lord, you and Qiqi eat jujubes together, each of you bites one side."
"My lord, let's have a sweet exchange with Qiqi, just feed this chocolate bean to Qiqi, you can't use your hands, you can only use your mouth."
"My lord, do you and Qiqi dare to combine the Arabic numerals 0 to 9 with your body?"
""
Hearing the "difficulties" flying in one by one, Gu Qiqi wanted to strangle these brats to death: What the hell do you think this is a bridal chamber? Why don't you let me pick something out of it
The little dirty turtle heard Gu Qiqi's heartfelt voice, and muttered curiously: "What do you mean by searching for something?"
No one answered him.
As a curious baby, of course he has to find out this knowledge point by himself.
So, after a few seconds, he held up the latest encyclopedia of knowledge, and suddenly realized: "It turns out that this is the game of picking out things. Take two eggs and stuff them into the trousers of the Sir, and then move and move until you reach the Lord." The crotch of the crotch. The two eggs finally met happily and then moved out from the other trouser leg. Well, this baby thinks that this game can also be called egg retrieval. This is so interesting. Why don’t you play it? My baby strongly requests want to play"
A certain tortoise's head was slapped hard by Zhu Yin, and it retracted.
What did the baby say wrong~
Gu Qiqi blushed from being tormented, every "big adventure" of the fuck made people blush, didn't she, and Gong Jue accidentally kissed again during the movement.
Also, the movement of posing the Arabic numerals was too weird. When they were about to put "8", Qiu Yan said shamelessly: "This is too simple, Master and Madam, you stand face to face, and Madam raises the weapon to make 8!" lahahahaha"
Gu Qiqi: "" The kids are learning badly
However, Gong Jue didn't agree to everything.
When someone proposed: "Please Sir, measure Qiqi's bust"
Gong Jue sternly refused: "This can only be mastered by me, and it will not be disclosed to the outside world."
Saying that, he boldly punished himself with a glass of wine
Gu Qiqi: ""Yes, you secretly grasp the
Everyone was playing around and drinking a lot without knowing it.
Having fun.
Suddenly, there was a noise from the door of the tavern.
"Call me, beat me so hard that the little bastard is looking for his teeth all over the floor, hey, if his wife is a turtle, then let her son stand up and get beaten, I see if his wife is still standing in the latrine on shit"
A vulgar female voice came in from outside the door, causing everyone at the table to frown.
Gu Qiqi originally thought that something happened to another store outside, but she didn't take it seriously at first.
However, in the next second, there was a crisp sound of "bang dang", and the frosted glass sliding door at the entrance of the "Old Tavern" was directly smashed to pieces.
Broken frosted glass, splashes everywhere
Fortunately, Gong Jue reacted quickly, and immediately hugged Gu Qiqi, protecting him in his arms.
A few pieces of broken glass splashed on his back and wrists, and the skin was scratched all at once.