Police officer: "Second Master Bai, you are also a man of dignity, so stop talking nonsense and cooperate, and we won't make your face too ugly."
Bailang: "Hiss, can't I ask what crime I committed?"
Police officer: "What did you do last night, don't you have any b numbers in your mind?"
Bailang: "Fuck, I really don't have a b number"
The police officer gave him the arrest warrant and a photo of the prison scene speechlessly: "You took the felon Gong Jue away from the Imperial Prison last night, now you are pretending to be a fool with me, Second Young Master Bai"
Bailang: ""
He looked at the face exactly like his own on the surveillance photo, and just wanted to scold p
He finally knew that a few minutes ago, Gong Jue wanted to say, "You will soon know how the master got out".
The Lord of Emotions escaped from prison by himself
When did he unlock the new skill of sleepwalking and jailbreak
wrong
Wait, it was Gu Qiqi, the little goblin, who the lord answered just now, that is to say, the lord and the little goblin are together.
Well, by the same token, Leprechaun last night
Damn, it was the little goblin Qiao who dressed up as Mr. Cheng and went to jail
Bailang felt that his whole body was not well.
It's a pity that the police didn't care whether he was in a good mood or not, they devoted themselves to their duty and handcuffed him: "Come back with us for a walk, the statement must not be disobeyed, and he will not be released on bail."
Bailang: ""
This was probably the worst time in his life that he was tricked by the little goblin.
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Ink Garden No. 0.
Second floor master bedroom.
In a daze, Gu Qiqi heard the phone ring several times.
But she was so sleepy that she couldn't open her eyes, and her body was so lazily limp as a ribbon that she could only spread out on the bed.
After finally opening a slit of eyes, a magnified handsome face appeared in the field of vision.
Gu Qiqi woke up suddenly: "What?"
Gong Jue's lips curled up slightly, and he grabbed her small chin: "Woman, wake up early in the morning and discuss whether to do it or not, isn't it too silly?"
Gu Qiqi: ""
you think too much
Gong Jue just likes to look at her slightly annoyed little appearance, no matter how much he looks at her, he can't get enough of it.
Deliberately teasing her: "But the master likes you, the more you swing, the better."
Get closer to her ear: "It's just like your reaction to Master Hu stubble last night, it's good."
Gu Qiqi's small face instantly turned red like wine
This stinking man, how dare you say it
He did such a shameless thing last night, he actually rubbed her stubble with his beard
Where did she suffer from that kind of torture.
Such a shameful thing, the stupid man still talked about it, it's almost necrotic.
As everyone knows, how can Gong Jue, who is so active, just talk about it and be satisfied
It has to be practical.
Sure enough, in the next second, he turned over, stepped up, and coaxed her in a low voice: "Qiqi, morning time is precious, let's not waste time and shadows"
time
Stupid man, what are you doing with the accent on these two words
Why, she now feels that every word and every word of Gong Jue is full of provocative meaning
She must be crazy.
No, absolutely can't be led by the wolf Gongjue.
Otherwise, she would have been eaten early in the morning without leaving any residue.
Her legs are still weak
Gu Qiqi had an idea, and pushed Gong Jue who was bullying him with both hands: "Wait, we have to get up and read the news first. You escaped from prison yesterday, and now the news must have exploded."
Gong Jue didn't care at all: "What's there to see, it's nothing more than praising my master's physique as the number one in the universe, and the more domineering you get when you escape from prison"
Gu Qiqi: ""
I think you are arrogant and the number one in the universe
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