Bai Yeyuan took the phone lazily, thinking that the little woman had seen some gossip news about herself, he also thought that he had asked Ye Yi to deal with the news last night, so that it would not cause little trouble.
Who knows, seeing this, he almost spit out the tea in his mouth.
Xiao Ning showed him that it was not gossip at all.
Rather, it was a popular post on a parenting website.
The title of the post is "Your baby has a "birthmark" on the buttocks. Do you know how it came from?"
As soon as I opened it, I saw that many mothers were discussing this hot topic, and there were even many posting baby PP photos.
On the baby's white pp, there are various "birthmarks" that are colorful and of different shapes.
There are red, pink, blue, black, light teal, and even light gold.
Some people say it's a blood mole, some say it's a strawberry mole, and some say it's a black mole.
Bai Yeyuan returned the phone to Xiao Ning, and comforted her: "Don't look at these scary things, and don't worry about our Bai Dabao. It has good genes, and we don't have this kind of birthmark on our bodies, so we definitely won't inherit it. "
Xiao Ning kept her face sullen and didn't speak. She clicked on the reply with the most likes in the post, and threw the phone back to him.
This time, Bai Yeyuanzai carefully read a few lines, and raised his eyebrows.
"The reason for the formation of such a large area of birthmarks, according to scientific statistics, is that the husband and wife have had too much intercourse during pregnancy, for too long, and they release too much each time. So, I advise all mothers and fathers, Do hold back the desires you shouldn't have, do too many shameful things that you shouldn't have, and insist on fasting and abstinence for ten months, and resolutely avoid the possibility of large-scale birthmarks on the baby's body."
Bai Yeyuan read aloud.
The more I think about it, the more I feel something is wrong.
Fuck, what kind of anti-scientific post is this, it is clearly trying to persuade him to be a vegetarian and not to eat meat, how can this work
Bai Yeyuan's tone became serious, and he began to criticize: "Little thing, you have read medical books. When have you ever read a serious medical book that said such an argument and doing that kind of thing will make the child have a birthmark? The little tadpoles that come out are sprinkled on the children's buttocks, which is ridiculous and has no scientific basis"
However, such a righteous rebuttal did not convince Xiao Ning at all.
Xiao Ning retorted lightly: "In the medical books, there is no mention of poisonous love. Why don't you say so?"
Bai Yeyuan: ""
Little things are getting more and more annoying
The corners of his lips twitched violently several times, after thinking for a moment, his tone softened a bit: "Then let's reduce the frequency a little bit in the future."
For example, from three times a day to twice a day
His heart is bleeding. This is equivalent to losing one-third of his food rations. For this superstitious post, he made a huge concession.
However
Xiao Ning raised her eyes: "Baby's PP will turn green with your one-time amount, okay?"
Bai Yeyuan: "Then what do you say?"
Xiao Ning: "Don't do it even once"
Bai Yeyuan: ""
Little thing, this is going to murder my husband
After being suffocated for a while, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he pursed his lips and said, "This problem is actually easy to solve."
Xiao Ning lazily didn't want to talk to him: "Yes, it's easy to solve. You can tighten your belt in the future and don't be impulsive."
Bai Yeyuan smirked, and caressed her lips with his fingers, Xiao Ning felt horrified, pushed his fingers away, covered her small mouth, and protested falteringly: "Don't even think about using me here, give it to me." You solve bad things for you, I don't agree"
Her mouth isn't designed for that, it's too embarrassing