When I shouted, many people were stunned, especially Yun Xiaobao, who had a "wonderful" expression on his face. It is probably because of Master Chen that he must have a bad impression of me. Now that I am here to establish friendship with him, this What's going on
I pulled the crispy pork out of the crowd and put the plate down casually. This was a 'murderous weapon' and I couldn't let it go. I'm a good person.
Ignoring Yun Xiaobao's wonderful expression, I said to Su Rou very gently: "Rou'er, take a look. I told you to be a good reader when you were a child. If you don't read well, you can't even read classical Chinese."
Surou immediately said cooperatively: "Sanwa, how could I have the time to study when I was a kid? Why didn't I just fool around with you?"
Whenever Su Rou and I talk nonsense, other people's eyes will twitch. What kind of thing is this? In such a chaotic and tense situation, these two guys are still thinking of talking nonsense. They don't understand us, and they can talk nonsense in front of the Hungry Ghost King. This is nothing.
Master Chen didn’t want to see me and Surou performing, so he said: “Let the police call the police. I still have injuries on my face. I will never condone this kind of violent behavior.”
As for Yun Xiaobao, he asked me with some surprise: "Who are you?"
Su Rou pointed at Master Chen and said: "It is certain to call the police, but now you just stand there and remain silent!"
These words were so wonderful. Master Chen's face immediately turned blue and white. As for me, the ruffian character in my heart was aroused, and my competitive temper came out. I looked at Master Chen and said : "What you dared to shout about that sentence you just made is really wonderful. As a Taoist, you should know the various incantations and techniques of Taoists, right? Don't think that only Buddhism has the lion's roar."
At this point, I looked at Master Chen and paused for a moment, then his breath darkened his Dantian, and he whispered softly: "Do you want to shout like this?" After saying this, my Dantian's darkened breath burst out: "Shu Zi , I dare you!”
What this Kung Fu requires is a long breath, and the long breath also implies skill. These are complementary things. My skill is not very rich. Counting from the age of 7 to now, it is only 16 years. It is only 16 years. Accumulation is not a trivial matter.
How can he be compared to that kind of liar? This skill is not too difficult. My master has taught me two methods of shouting, one is to call the soul back, and the other is to calm the soul. This method was used by Lao Li to calm people immediately. Makes one's mind go blank.
If Lao Li or my master shouts with all their strength, they can make people stay in a stupid state for a minute or two. My skills are still shallow, but once I shout, Master Chen will also be stunned. I stopped and couldn't say anything.
The people present were not the first to bear the brunt, so naturally they did not have such deep feelings. They just felt that my shouting made the sound like air waves incessantly, and even echoed loudly in the factory, just like I was holding a microphone in my hand. say.
This skill obviously calmed everyone. Anyone who is not a fool knows that ordinary people cannot achieve this effect.
Master Chen's disciples just shouted "Master, Master", but Master Chen was acting like an idiot. How could he agree
Then I jumped up to the altar table and said: "What do you think Taoist priests are like? Immortal Taoist spirit? Not eating the fireworks of the world? Or becoming an immortal and becoming a saint, unfathomable? What I want to say is that Taoist priests are also human beings, let alone Mysterious, it’s just that what I learned is different. Do you know why I can’t get along with Master Chen? It’s because he ruined my Taoist reputation, pretended to be an immortal Taoist, pretended to be unfathomable, and in the end he made a lot of money, and I Taoism has fallen into disrepute. I originally didn’t want to say that I was a Taoist priest, but this liar has gone too far to deceive people. He just wants to let the dust settle and get over it by relying on the strength of his people."
At this point, I looked at Yun Xiaobao, Ma Dudu, Cao Er and others and said: "Fifteen years ago, Master and I went to sell jade at the Luoma Market in Chengdu, xx Teahouse, do you still remember? "
Yun Xiaobao's face suddenly changed, and Ma Dudu and Cao Er's expressions were also very shocked. I ignored these and continued: "On that day, I remember that Mr. Yun was willing to exchange half of his family property for a piece of jade from my master, but my master only accepted two Thousands. I, a Taoist, never hide my need for yellow and white things, but a gentleman loves money, and getting it in a proper way, with hard work and gain is the right way. Moreover, it is necessary to do it when the cause and effect are not bad, so as to gain peace of mind. On the contrary, money is Secondly. How can there be someone like him, like a fire brigade, wherever there is trouble, where does it appear? Every time he appears, he must reach out and grab something special? Are he not afraid of being beaten to death by money? Are he not afraid of being entangled in karma and not making progress in his cultivation? This The liar really deserves to be beaten!”
The more I talked, the angrier I became. At this time, Yun Xiaobao rushed forward excitedly and said, "Little Master, can you jump down and let me have a look?"
I barely held back my anger and jumped off the altar table. Yun Xiaobao put his excited hands on my shoulders and looked at me carefully. Not only him, but also Ma Dudu, Cao Er and others gathered around me.
I let them look at me, but my eyes fell on the so-called Master Chen. I saw that among his group of disciples, the fierce-looking disciple finally stood up and slapped Master Chen twice hard... ..
This is a way, I thought to myself, but at this time, Cao Er had already shouted in surprise: "Yes, it's him, the little master back then. I said he looked familiar, but it turned out to be the little master."
As soon as Cao Er finished his words, Ma Dudu and Yun Xiaobao also suddenly realized it. Ma Dudu asked me very eagerly: "Little master, do you still have the spiritual jade? Please sell it to me anyway."
Yun Xiaobao burst into tears, bowed to me, and refused to get up for a long time. I didn’t understand what was going on, so I pulled Yun Xiaobao straight up. This Yun Xiaobao was very elegant. He wiped away his tears and said, "Your master is the savior of our Baogen family!"
I was in a daze, what kind of savior? Why didn’t I know when my master was going to save my Yun Baogen
"My treasure root is a single seedling. I have been pampered since I was a child, but I did not have enough education. When I was a teenager, I got into a fight with someone and caused a big incident. I was stabbed many times and the spiritual jade was also broken at that time. But at that time. Two of the three people who were seeking revenge that day died, but my Baogen was the only one who rescued me. The doctor said that among the many knives, none of them hit the vital point. Moreover, in that remote and dark place, there were people passing by and they were discovered in time. He didn't lose too much blood. Many coincidences, it was the disaster-blocking jade that really saved his life!" Just when I was confused, Yun Xiaobao explained and solved my doubts.
I can't tell what I feel in my heart. To be honest, I know that the support of human beings and jade has many benefits. Whether it can prevent disasters, but I am not sure. After all, Taoism is more about cause and effect. If it is a destined death, nothing can stop it.
However, it is a disaster in life. After skipping it, you can continue your life, but you can block it. This is the saying that life has obstacles.
As for myself, a child's life, not just a spiritual jade can ward off disasters for me. I need great merit to eliminate disasters.
At this time, Master Chen has long been forgotten by these people. As for the people watching the excitement, they are even more amazed. This twists and turns are simply more exciting than watching a TV series. Real and fake Taoist priests, well, exciting!
Thinking of this incident, I suddenly felt that I had to ask Yun Xiaobao for something. I said, "Uncle Yun, my master never likes me to be too high-profile. There are 5 or 60 people present today. I would like to ask Yun Xiaobao for help." Uncle, tell everyone not to talk nonsense about this matter, after all, the impact will not be very good."
Yun Xiaobao nodded and said: "Don't worry about this. After all, there are no bizarre incidents. People can only talk about it and there won't be any trouble!"
I was just about to tell Yun Xiaobao about Master Chen, but at this time Master Chen had already woken up and was slapped twice in the mouth. His face was as swollen as a peach, and he walked over pretending to be elegant. .
Then he said to me shamelessly: "It turns out that the little brother is also a Taoist. This is like a flood that has washed away the Dragon King Temple. One family does not know the other. Since they are all Taoists, the little brother also knows the suffering of the family. This I think the little brother didn’t frame me intentionally, so I won’t pursue the little brother. It can be regarded as a face to Brother Xiaobao.”
Yun Xiaobao looked quite moved. I could see it. He didn't distrust Master Chen because of me. Instead, he said, "Yes, there must be some misunderstanding. I think everyone should make it clear. Let’s finish this ritual together, right? After all, didn’t Master Chen say that it’s not very clean here? After that, I will personally set up a table of wine, and then everyone will sit down and make the misunderstanding clear, haha..."
Sure enough, Yun Xiaobao only thought it was a misunderstanding, so I had trouble with Master Chen, and I cursed in my heart, "Your mother, how can you be such a shameless person, and you still act like you don't care about me."
I was so angry that I said directly: "There is no misunderstanding here. He must be a liar. It will be the same no matter where we fight today! Uncle Yun, if you can trust me, tell me in detail what happened to you. I Let me explain to you whether someone is intentionally harming you."
I spoke my thoughts directly without noticing that the fierce man was always standing behind Surou.