With a 'pop' sound, I slapped my hand hard on Lu Fanming's table, startling everyone around him, and his bodyguards all turned their eyes around the tables where Lu Fanming was sitting. Here, one of them stood up impulsively.
Lu Fanming smiled honestly and looked at me. I pretended to be drunk and hazy, but in fact, where was the drunken eyes? I clearly saw Lu Fanming gently glare at the bodyguard who stood up before smiling, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw that the bodyguard shuddered and quickly sat down.
How could this seemingly honest and fat man be so scary in private that he could make his bodyguards so afraid? I thought to myself.
"Excuse me, little brother, what's the matter with you?" Lu Fanming asked me very politely with a harmless smile.
At this time, the boss who was walking over with a basin of crayfish was startled and rushed over with the crayfish to break up the fight.
Since I am a drunkard, what should I be afraid of? I threw the shirt pinned to my jeans on the ground, pointed at Lu Fanming and yelled: "You fat man, shut up, sit here in silence, it's none of your business!"
Then he pointed at the boss's nose and cursed: "He is a human being, but my brother and I are not human beings? Why is it that when he comes and has a position, we don't? Do you look down on people? Do you bully me for coming from other places? In your area Who is the boss? Isn’t it King Scar? He and I are brothers, a life-long friendship. Before he ran away to this city, I helped him collect the travel expenses. Do you see this? "
As I spoke, I pointed to the tattoo on my shoulder and stared at the owner of the food stall with a drunken look. At this moment, I saw Lao Hui drinking wine. When I dragged him in, he was still a little uneasy. , but people who are like human beings, if they don’t understand at this time, they are not old again.
I guess my performance was too funny. In order to cover it up, he had to drink as much as he could. When I pointed to the tattoo on my shoulder and asked others if they had seen it, he finally couldn't help but spit out a sip of wine. In order to cover it up, he tried his best to cover it up. He coughed, then rushed over, slammed the bottle on the table, and shouted: "Although this tattoo is inconspicuous, who among the brothers who can be found on the city streets doesn't recognize this? King Scar's dead brother , the iconic tattoo—sword.”
cheap? I couldn't bear it anymore and my face was twitching. What are you talking about this time? However, as a drunkard, whether it’s bragging or nonsense, the more you act like this, the more real it is.
Sure enough, I glanced at Lu Fanming's disdainful eyes. Of course, he hid it very well. When he turned his head and looked at us, he immediately turned into a scared and honest look.
We are not afraid of evil people, we are afraid of hypocrites, and hypocrites who can pretend to be pigs and eat tigers are the best among hypocrites. Obviously, this is Lu Fanming, which made me have to look at him inwardly.
But the play had to go on after all. I slapped the table again and shouted: "Yes, I am Brother Jian. Go and ask around on the street. Who doesn't know my sword? Brother Jian! He is sitting here today, and I am also You have to sit here! Otherwise...?"
Although most people know that Lao Hui and I are definitely drunk and acting like fools, but this boss is really just a businessman, and businessmen are always very reluctant to cause trouble, regardless of whether I or I Is Lao Hui bragging? He still looked at Lu Fanming with a pitiful look, hoping to put an end to the matter.
Lu Fanming put on a cheerful and silly look, and said with relief: "So that's why. Come sit down and eat together."
The boss breathed a sigh of relief, quickly put the crayfish in his hand on the table, and said thank you repeatedly to Lu Fanming, but I read it right, Lu Fanming is not a generous person, he clearly cares about his several The bodyguard winked, and I guessed that Lao Hui and I would be in trouble when we left.
However, the matter now is obviously more important. This man loves to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger too much, and he is too cautious, so he gave me and Lao Hui an opportunity to take advantage of. If he is usually a domineering person who does not know how to tolerate, On the contrary, Lao Hui and I were not so close to him.
Sometimes, think about how wonderful life is. Being cautious and forbearing are the best weapons for people to protect themselves, but at some point, they can become your flaw. Therefore, people do not have perfect personalities. The environment shapes people, but people may not be able to adapt to any environment.
The Tao is natural. It is very simple to explain, but too complicated to understand. If there is a perfect character, then your character has reached the realm of natural. Every word, every action, and every move you make is natural, and nature is It was completely natural. At that time, was there any flaw
And what else can affect you? Unfortunately, from ancient times to the present, there are only a few saints who can do it.
With Lu Fanming's consent, Lao Hui and I pretended to be so angry that we had no choice but to sit down drunkenly. Lao Hui sat on the left side of Lu Fanming, and I wanted to sit on the right side of Lu Fanming. , but pretended to be unstable and fell down all of a sudden. When people fall, they will naturally want to find something to borrow strength from, so I naturally gave Lu Fanming a hand and asked him to join me. They fell down together.
During this period, I made a very secretive little move, which was the main purpose of Lao Hui and I's operation.
Lu Fanming is very well-educated, so good that you will definitely think that he is a simple and honest person who is easy to bully. But at that moment, I saw him look at me fiercely, and held me tightly with his hands. briefcase.
I yelled and fell to the ground, pretending not to notice. I wanted to know more about what Lu Fanming was like, but in fact, he just gave me a vicious look. He immediately stood up by himself, and while standing up, he said: "Brother, be careful, it's okay with me, it's okay."
Lu Fanming's performance made all the unrelated people around me look at Lao Hui and me angrily. Some people were gloating about the good show. After all, Lu Fanming's extraordinary status cannot be concealed. Everyone, at worst, everyone will think that he is a rich, well-educated person.
However, the Chinese people are like this. They don’t think it’s a big deal to watch the excitement. In today’s terms, they especially like to see women offend big shots, and then look like they don’t know it. This is a good show.
But I could only pretend that I knew nothing, got up carelessly, yelled a few words about what I was looking at, and then sat on the table.
Everything will be fine next, after all, Lu Fanming is almost watertight, and even the most bastard of bastards probably won't be able to lose their temper with him, so what can happen
I gave Lao Hui a winning look, then asked for wine and ordered food, looking like he was shouting. Lu Fanming smiled honestly beside him and invited Lao Hui and me to eat his crayfish.
And Lao Hui and I did the whole show, started patting his shoulders, and yelled at him, brother, I will protect you from now on.
In fact, that crayfish is really good. In those days, it was popular to eat spicy crayfish. The crayfish in this store is actually boiled crayfish. After cleaning the crayfish, put it in clean water and add a few sticks of celery. The leaves are boiled to remove the fishy smell.
After cooking, a large basin is served to you, and what is served at the same time is the real 'secret weapon' of the delicious crayfish, dipped in water!
Therefore, this crayfish is the famous method of dipping lobster in water!
It's really delicious. After peeling it off, it's snow-white and retains the original sweetness of the crayfish. When dipped in the boss's unique dipping water, it's a little spicy, a little punchy, a little sweet, and very delicious. It's tender... and the aftertaste is endless on the tongue. I have to let the beer wash away the numbness on my tongue, which makes it bloom.
I simply forgot that I was on a mission, drank heavily, and peeled the lobsters hard to eat, one bite at a time. It was not enough, because there was too little meat in the crayfish. I peeled it myself, and it was not enough to fill my teeth.
But at this moment, Lu Fanming stood up and said gently: "Brother, you eat first. I will leave after I finish eating. Say goodbye to that big brother for me."
After saying that, he shouted for the check.
As for being in the toilet all the time, what are you doing in the toilet? In addition to convenience, it is natural to make phone calls.
And I took a sip of wine and said: "Easy to say, easy to say." But the bottom of my butt remained motionless, with no intention of following because it was no longer needed.