"Don't make this kind of mentally retarded joke anymore!" I frowned and said sternly: "Well, I should go now, be careful!"
"Fuck you!" I couldn't help but laugh and curse: "Then there is a massage press here!"
I came to a reasonably luxurious building, got off my motorcycle, and strode in. This is the so-called recruitment office for professional bodyguards, and I am going for an interview now.
"Okay! Where do you want to go?"
This guy doesn’t know what Chinese is good, but I dare not laugh at him because I don’t have that qualification! I smiled and nodded "Then let's start!"
"Come and massage for me, my whole body seems to fall apart. I have to work tonight!"
As soon as I heard it, I nodded with a smile, strode towards the man, bowed and said, "Please advise!"
"All right!"
Seeing this, I pushed my sunglasses, turned my head to look at the fat man next to me, and smiled: "Did you beat him? I am your official member?"
When I heard it, I drove to the previous bar quickly. At the entrance of the bar, Lin Yu smiled and waved at me, as if she was very happy. I parked the motorcycle next to her, she hurriedly climbed up, hugged me tightly, and smiled: "Are we going to celebrate?"
After hearing Linyu talk a lot, I nodded slightly, "Okay, let's eat! The dishes are cold!"
After lunch, I drove my motorcycle and Lin Yu towards home. Now send Linyu home to take a good rest, after all, he still has to go to work at night.
I nodded and drove to the Chinese restaurant in front of me on my motorcycle. Along the way, I asked: "By the way, which aspect of your job is mainly responsible for, is there any pornography involved?"
"Sir, do you have any needs?" (English translation)
"Oh, I'm here to apply for a bodyguard!"
"Then what did it say?"
"Yep!"
"Okay! Let's start the interview directly!"
I nodded, then changed my clothes back and followed the fat man out. In the office, he took out a contract and handed it to me with a smile: "Sign your name on it, and you can become our official employee!"
I drove Lin Yu to the door of a bar on my motorcycle.
He was thrown almost ten meters away by me and fell heavily to the ground. It looks like it should be injured, but I can guarantee that the bones won't break!
"Papa Papa..."
"I'm waiting for you at the entrance of the bar, hurry up!"
Maybe this guy said in Chinese deliberately for fear that I would not understand. I see this group of people not far away, there are probably a dozen! It looks like there should be a few hands, but it shouldn't be my opponent!
As soon as I heard it, I nodded, but fortunately, it was not like I expected. Soon we came to a Chinese restaurant. We were sitting at the dining table, and I smiled and handed Lin Yu to the contract, "You can take a look for me to see if there is anything tricky on it!"
When she heard it, she could only turn over obediently. I pressed it down gently...
"It's nothing, it's all regulations!" She smiled and said, "For example, bodyguards can't leave their positions without permission for no reason. What else, desperately protect the insured, even if it's paying your own life!" "
Seeing him nodded, I took the contract and walked out the door. At this time, I was in a good mood. The interview was so easy to pass, which means that I am not far from the days of making money!
"Make money!"
"There is no one down here, what are you looking at?"
I took the contract, looked at it, and saw that the contract was all written in English. I couldn't help but frowned. "I can't sign this. I don't know what it is. It is really unfair to me to sign this way!"
"Congratulations!" I smiled slightly and asked: "By the way, where are you now? I'll pick you up!"
"Yep!"
"Eat, drink and have fun!"
"Be quiet, everyone, this is our new bodyguard. He needs your assessment to officially become one of you. Who of you wants to discuss with him!"
He saw that I seemed to be unable to wait, and smiled "Okay! Then tell me why you want to be a bodyguard?"
"En!" I nodded, "Could it be that [Chinese] can't be a bodyguard?"
What is the most profitable occupation this year? And professional bodyguards should be one item! In addition, my fighting skills are super strong, so it shouldn't be a problem to be a bodyguard captain!
"En?" I lowered my head and thought, "I didn't find it!"
I smirked, "Okay, turn over, let me press your back for you!"
She smiled at me, and then said in fluent Chinese: "Sir, do you have any needs?"
"Oh, then you can find a friend who can speak English, can you translate it?" He smiled at me. "Anyway, I'm not in a hurry. Take it back, check it out and sign again! By the way, give me an answer tomorrow !"
"Of course!" After a pause, I frowned again. "However, if I receive any task, I may not be able to return home for a few days or nights, so don't go back at night! Stay in a hotel! "
There are many strong guys in this venue, and they must all be bodyguards here! I saw him pointing at the changing room opposite, I walked over unhurriedly, changed into a martial arts uniform, and then walked out.
Seeing him nodded, I lined up and waited for him to attack me! Seeing that I didn't take the initiative to attack, he first frowned, and then rushed towards me with a sharp fist, first with a straight fist, hitting my heart directly. Seeing this, I hurriedly smashed his arm away with a punch, but this guy jumped up quickly and kicked my head with a kick. This set of moves can be described as highly difficult, but this guy did it in one go. It seems that this guy's fighting skills are only at the top level!
"I come!"
I smiled helplessly, every time this woman said that, she bought medicine from the gourd! Follow Linyu into the room. She dragged her clothes away in a hurry, but she was still wearing underwear or something.
"certainly!"
"By the way, I go to work at night, and I can't get off work until one or two in the morning. Can you come and pick me up?"
She looked at it carefully, and then smiled: "It's normal!"
"I got a job!" I said with a smile: "Bodyguard, the salary is very high!"
"This?" I lowered my head and thought, and smiled: "Get his money first, and then kill him!"
"massage?"
I followed this guy out and came to a venue like taekwondo. He said to me, "Go change your clothes!"
"Snapped!"
"Oh, is it? Then guess if I got a job?"
"I just want you to massage me, no other thoughts!"
I quickly grabbed his leg, expecting to throw him out. However, this guy's other leg quickly kicked towards my nose, and I quickly hit the bottom of his foot with a punch, and the other hand dragged quickly. He was thrown out by me!
Seeing her nodded obediently, I drove a motorcycle to rush forward. I thought about it for a long time, but decided to find a job with a lot of money, such as a bodyguard! For a fighting superman like me, it should be absolutely no problem to be a bodyguard!
She led me in, and I saw a fat middle-aged white man sitting in the office. He waved to this beautiful woman, and then the beautiful woman walked out. Then he smiled at me and said, "Are you from [Chinese]?"
"Oh!" He nodded, "Then what are you doing to make money?"
"Whatever!" She smiled at me, pointed to her twin peaks, and said with a smile: "But it's the most uncomfortable here. If you are interested, just click here!"
"Boy, don't be too crazy!"
"Oh, I didn't mean that!" He smiled at me and said, "I like your Chinese martial arts very much, but as a bodyguard, you don't pay attention to those hua fist embroiders!"
"Okay, sir, please wait a moment!" She smiled at me, and then made a phone call. A minute later, she smiled at me. "Sir, please come with me!"
"Yep!"
Suddenly, there was a voice from the other side. I didn't need to turn my head to look. I saw a tall and strong man, probably between 30 and 40 years old.
"Why not? Besides, don't you men just want to press girls here?"
"Actually, no! The boss said it was just drinking, dancing, and singing with others!"
I smiled and looked at her, and asked, "Where to press?"
"En!" I smiled and nodded "Remember, if there is any special service in this bar, just refuse it!"
Suddenly there was a round of applause. I turned around and looked at it. It was these so-called bodyguards and the fat man! I smiled slightly, but saw the fat man smile at me: "Okay, you passed, let's go through the formalities!"
"nothing!"
"Very good, very good!" Hearing my wonderful answer, he nodded in satisfaction "Then let's test your abilities!"
"Yep!"
A white chick at the counter said to me in English, but I couldn't understand it. At this time, I could only smile and say to her: "Can you speak Chinese?"
I called Linyu while driving the motorcycle. (This is very dangerous, please don't learn it!)
"Congratulations, you got the wrong answer!" she laughed joyfully on the phone. "I have agreed with my boss that I can go to work tonight. And the salary is two thousand US dollars a month, and tip is not included!"
I nodded and followed her. She led me to the door of an office, and then knocked gently on the door.
"Yep!"
"follow me!"
She got out of the car with a smile, then gave me a kiss on the corner of my mouth, and said with a smile: "I will call you if something happens!"
"casual!"
I listened to it one day and nodded with a smile, which was just what I wanted. He smiled and said, "Well, that's goodbye!"
"Very well, this answer is really wonderful!" He smiled and asked: "If at work, the other party asks you to kill the insured at a double or higher price, you will How about it?"
"What if I don't refuse?"
When I got home, I lay down by the window and looked at the deserted street below. Thinking of what the girl named Alisha said to me yesterday. ! ~! *