If Cui Yingying didn't make fun of Li Rou, Li Rou should be extremely grateful to Cui Yingying, otherwise, he would be spattered to pieces by blood like the scum protagonist in a cartoon who is on two boats.
Be an animal, not a scumbag (1).
"You came here in the middle of the night... just for this matter?" Obviously, Cui Yingying came here from the night shift at McDonald's. Li Rou also worked in McDonald's before, but the income was too little, far worse than doing it. After working as a tutor for a while, Li Rou ignored the temptation of the restaurant manager to improve the promotion system, and never went there again.
"Yes, husband." Cui Yingying replied seriously.
"Thank you." Li Rou said sincerely.
"This is not a small matter... If the slave does not come, the consequences will be unimaginable." Cui Yingying looked at her husband with unprecedented seriousness, "Husband, please take this matter to heart. Like that crab, maybe someone thinks She is very cute, but in fact we all know that she is actually a ferocious summoned beast. Even if she kills the entire Zhonghai City, she will not feel anything at all. Maybe after creating the sea of blood, She will still leisurely go to some hot pot hot springs... An Nanxiu's cuteness is just an illusion, in fact, she is ten thousand times more ferocious than her summoned beast... If I don't come here tonight, my husband may have some way to deal with it, but If the past is not perfunctory... the future of the husband is gone, the future of the slave is gone, the future of mankind is gone, and the future of the earth... is also gone."
Li Rou has always known that An Nanxiu is very powerful, and he also knows that An Nanxiu is enough to threaten human beings, the world, and the entire earth, but who would really be afraid of a little girl who wants to hug and tell stories to coax her to sleep? It's not that Li Rou doesn't understand what Cui Yingying said, but he seldom pays attention to it. In his eyes, An Nanxiu is only cute.
When Cui Yingying said this, Li Rou couldn't help but feel his hair stand on end, and the cold sweat trickled down his back.
"Thank you." Li Rou said it again, but this time he was much more sincere. Even though Li Rou didn't know much about Cui Yingying, nor did he believe her with a feeling of unreasonable trust, but what she said was indeed the truth .
"Husband, don't worry too much. I believe this is one of the reasons why I came to my husband. It is not the way to be a husband blindly. To improve your strength, you can take off An Nanxiu's skirt and spank her ass at any time. That's the ability you need." Cui Yingying blinked her big eyes, and there was a hint of playfulness on her graceful and luxurious face, "Don't my husband yearn for the scene where An Nanxiu is held in your arms, big butt, crying, but helpless? ?”
"If An Nanxiu hears your words, you will die..." Li Rou whispered, how do these women know him so well? The scene Cui Yingying described made Li Rou's blood boil. He felt that he must have been spanking her little butt while laughing. The background was the boundless lightning that An Nanxiu released, and Li Rou was unharmed.
"Husband, don't underestimate the slave family. As long as the husband does not want to kill the slave family, the slave family is not afraid of An Nanxiu." Cui Yingying approached Li Rou, whispering to him, as if they were plotting against An Nanxiu together.
"People don't offend me, I don't offend others, as long as you don't do things that are not good for us, how can I kill you..." Li Rou shook his head and took the opportunity to ask: "You are not afraid of An Nanxiu, what is your strength? "
"From the bottom of my feet to the end of the world, under the sky and above the Kingdom of God, there is no rival from my family." Cui Yingying bowed apologetically, "I'm sorry, my family is too good at fighting."
Li Rou couldn't help being dumbfounded, why did the women he met become more confident, narcissistic, and bragging? Doesn't Cui Yingying say that she is invincible.
"Of course, this is the strength of the slave family in its heyday, and it's not a battle. It's just measured by a certain factual standard. There are slave families who can't beat the husband." Cui Yingying explained worriedly, "Husband doesn't need to worry about the slave family as much as you worry about An Nanxiu. People are yours, heart is yours, if you let my family go east, my family will never dare to go west, if you let my family eat leeks, my family will never dare to eat green onions.”
Li Rou only felt that today's unrestrained desire-fire had disappeared without a trace, and only the unbelievable satisfaction and irony were left. What kind of logic is this, she is invincible all over the world, but she can't beat Li Rou? Li Rou is a half-hearted disciple.
"I see, you are like Immortal Lin Jiang... You came to Earth for some reason, fought with Immortal Lin Jiang, and then broke your brain. Immortal Lin Jiang came to Earth, created human beings, created civilization, and left This world... When you come to the earth, you just call someone your husband, and then work everywhere." Li Rou nodded helplessly, for this kind of existence that was completely beyond his imagination and cognition, he did not try to guess her real identity, The real intention.
"The slave family is not as boring as Lin Jiangxian. She enjoys the pleasure of the creator. The slave family is only here to experience the life of her husband, live in this world like a husband, and work hard like a husband... Husband and wife are of one mind, how can the slave family have other things?" What ambitions and interests do you have?" Cui Yingying smiled lightly, "Is this Yingying more likable to my husband than Immortal Lin Jiang?"
"Cui Yingying, don't you really think of me as your husband?" Cui Yingying yelled endlessly. Li Rou really had a headache. Cui Yingying.
"Husband is Yingying's husband?" Cui Yingying took off the dark blue hat aggrievedly, her long hair loosened and trembled in the night sky, "Husband and wife are one body, if you don't believe me, test it."
"How to test?" Li Rou was a little curious about what she was talking about.
"Hmm..." Cui Yingying thought for a while, "For example, when we were playing rock-paper-scissors, my husband hid his hands behind his back, so Yingying could guess whatever he did."
The muscles in Li Rou's cheeks were throbbing, and he blinked his eyes quickly before feeling paralyzed, trying to get himself out of that speechless emotion... Behind him was the window of a crystal jewelry store, and there was a big mirror in the window.
"Cui Yingying, you are a master, but don't treat me like an idiot, okay?" Li Rou waved his hand, knowing that it wasn't Cui Yingying's opponent who was good at pretending to be confused and caring about him, so he didn't intend to test her any more.
"Husband is really smart. Yingying didn't say anything, and husband knew that Yingying is a great god." Cui Yingying clapped her hands and said happily.
"You're still pleasing to the eye with that calm and elegant look like Wu Zetian. Now you are jumping up and clapping like a little girl and pretending to be cute. I have goosebumps." Li Rou shrank his shoulders and said, ready to say goodbye, "Thank you very much today Saved me at night... But I'm leaving now, you still go to work, if you need anything in the future, just contact me, I owe you a favor." "But I can't leave now, An Nanxiu is here." Cui Yingying pointed He pointed to Li Rou's side and said.
Li Rou turned his head away, and An Nanxiu had quietly appeared beside him, holding a crab in her hand, and Xiuxiu climbed crookedly up the steps, trying to chew off the fire hydrant.
"Li Banzhuang is not at home. If you don't hurry home and tell me a story after finishing tutoring, you actually came to meet this woman. I said why am I so restless?" An Nanxiu looked at Li Rou and Cui Yingying vigilantly, "What are you doing?"
"Chat." Li Rou honestly explained to An Nanxiu who was completely devoted to her identity as a young housewife.
"You guys must be talking about life, ideals, revolution and other great topics in the middle of the night." An Nanxiu said expressionlessly.
"How do you know?" Li Rou said in surprise, and then suddenly realized: "You must have eavesdropped on us!"
"Li Rou!" An Nanxiu was furious.
"Let's go home... I'm not talking about life, ideals, revolution... I'm just listening to her bragging. Cui Yingying said that she is invincible all over the world." Li Rou just enough, quickly comforted her, took her arm and prepared to go home .
"Really?" An Nanxiu looked at Cui Yingying and smiled.
"Your Highness, it is indeed like this." Cui Yingying bowed her body, glanced at Li Rou, and said to An Nanxiu, "Don't you believe it?"
"Yes, do you want to compare?" An Nanxiu frowned, she felt that Cui Yingying was undoubtedly provoking her, this kind of provocation was too arrogant, although An Nanxiu vaguely felt that she should not fight with Cui Yingying, but she never Not a forward looking person.
"Don't dare." Cui Yingying shook her head.
"You are invincible, but you dare not fight me?" An Nanxiu sneered.
"I dare not fight you, but I can let him defeat you to prove my strength." Cui Yingying pointed at Li Rou and said.
"Come on." An Nanxiu raised her neck arrogantly. She didn't care about Cui Yingying's seemingly disdainful proposal. Once she decided to do something, how could An Nanxiu be provoked again? Controlling her emotions is the key to anyone who is proficient in combat. The magician's instinct.
Cui Yingying's provocation is clearly like saying to an elephant, I won't wrestle with you, but I can let this ant kick you to death.
"Come on!" Li Rou patted An Nanxiu's little butt without support, "You're out of your mind, let me join others to fight with you?"
An Nanxiu touched her little butt with her backhand, and pouted. She didn't think about this question at all. That's right, Li Rou is obviously the person she is closest to, so why should she help others to fight with her
"Then help me hit her, let's hit her together!" An Nanxiu raised her hand, and cast a lightning spell on Cui Yingying without hesitation—
(1) Note: Qinshou'an is the heroine of Xia Hua's last book "Rebirth of the Heart". Unfortunately, the original version has been blocked, and there are many typos in the pirated version, and some are still abridged.
In the scum city, the male protagonist who lives in the campus every day, the negative teaching material for the male protagonist in the harem, was torn to pieces by his sister.