Li Banzhuang's figure is very good, few of her peers can match it, and most underwear models also need to use photo photos to compare, but her figure is not the kind of one that increases by a fraction and loses weight. One point is thin, so-called perfect, fleshy where it should be, thin where it should be, and warped where it should be. Tall but plump, there is absolutely no so-called skinny beauty that shows traces of bones on the body.
For a girl like this, it would be a pity if her breasts were cut off, but even so, those slender legs were enough to kill the eyes.
"Anyway, I'm not heavy... You've hugged so many girls, can't you compare them?" Li Banzhuang doesn't care how to calculate his weight, as long as his brother admits his mistakes and stops calling Li Banzhuang a fat pig. Yes, girls are most taboo about this.
"You are heavier than Zhishui, you are heavier than Xie Xiaoan, you are heavier than An Nanxiu, and you are heavier than Li Shishi... I have never hugged Concubine Mi, but you must be heavier than Concubine Mi." Li Rou said with certainty, counted, There are quite a few girls I have hugged.
"Xie Xiaoan is pregnant!" Li Banzhuang shouted, there were two of them.
"You are at least heavier than Zhishui." Li Rou said affirmatively. In fact, it was almost the same. An Zhishui was taller and plump.
"How can I be heavier than sister Zhishui!" Li Banzhuang felt that the matter was serious, and quickly argued: "How is it possible, she is more than 1.7 meters tall! She is several centimeters taller than me. Could it be that she doesn't even have a hundred catties? She It's not a skeleton, her breasts are about the same as mine!"
"Anyway, that's how I feel. It seems that the food in your school is good, and I often cook small stoves for you, and it's good." Li Rou said with satisfaction. Of course, there is nothing to worry about in Li Yingzhen's family. , still need to worry about food
"No, no, no... You don't feel right. I'm thin now, so you can hug me again." Li Banzhuang said resolutely, and opened his arms towards him.
"good."
Seeing Li Banzhuang's posture, it's impossible not to hug her. Li Rou looked back and asked, "Which room?"
Since he was about to hug her, he simply sent her back to the room. How old is she, but she still likes to act like a baby. The important thing is that Li Banzhuang has no way to resist when Li Banzhuang acts like a baby.
"That..." Li Banzhuang smiled sweetly, a little smug, her brother always had no choice but to agree to her.
Li Rou lifted up the quilt, only to find that Li Banzhuang was wearing a nightgown, the hem of the skirt was lifted to the waist, revealing a white and delicate belly, and the slender and plump legs exuded a warm and fragrant smell. There is a crab with its teeth and claws on the front of the underwear. Fortunately, it is printed, not Xiuxiu.
"Don't look!" Li Banzhuang's cheeks were flushed, and she quickly pressed the hem of her nightgown to cover it up, she didn't even know it.
"Do you still want to hug?" Li Rou laughed.
"Yes." Li Banzhuang said without hesitation, holding down the hem of the nightdress with one hand, but stretched out the other hand.
Li Rou went to open the door first, and then reached out to her legs to hug her.
"I am also a princess." Li Banzhuang said proudly, this is not An Nanxiu's special princess hug.
"You have always been my brother's princess." Li Rou put her on the bed, "Hurry up and change your clothes, Professor Li's guests will come soon."
"Okay." Li Banzhuang yawned, and asked quickly, "I'm not heavy at all?"
"You're not heavy at all, okay? Actually, I hope you get fatter." Li Rou thinks that proper growth of flesh is a sign of health, and it's not appropriate to keep slim blindly.
"But I don't grow flesh anywhere else on my body. Whenever I grow flesh, it grows here." Li Banzhuang rubbed her chest and said.
"You don't need to tell me?" Li Rou shook his head and walked out.
After a while, Li Banzhuang finished changing and went out, turning around in front of Li Rou, "Brother, am I pretty?"
"Pretty, when are you not beautiful?" Li Rou looked at her, her body was wrapped in a black winter dress with gold sequins and lapels. It was obvious that Li Rou said she was heavy, so she looked thinner in black.
"When my brother hugs other girls, Li Zi is not beautiful." Li Banzhuang knelt in front of the sofa, lying on his lap pitifully, "Li Zi will be sad, unable to sleep at night, unable to eat during the day , haggard, with dry skin, dull eyes, red lips and red eyes... turned into a resentful and widowed woman, sad and timid all day long, who would think such a girl is beautiful?"
"Can you exaggerate a little more?" Li Rou looked at her expectantly. A woman's acting talent is really beyond the reach of a man.
"Cry first, make trouble second, hang yourself third!" Li Banzhuang raised his head and threatened seriously.
"It's okay to cry and make trouble..." Li Rou nodded, and said with some embarrassment: "Where can I find such a thick rope for you? Even if you find a steel cable, where will you hang it? What if you put The ceiling has also been pulled down, so what should we do?"
"Li Rou!" Li Banzhuang couldn't take it anymore, stood up and grabbed Li Rou's neck, "You heartless, I'll strangle you to death."
Li Rou laughed loudly, watching her act viciously, but her dimples were still smiling.
"Still laughing, still laughing, is it really that heavy?" Li Banzhuang threw Li Rou on the sofa and rode on his waist, "Okay, little fat pig crushed you to death!"
Li Rou coughed a few times in discomfort, then rolled his eyes, kicked his legs, and seemed to pass out.
Li Banzhuang shook his neck again, and found that he hadn't moved at all, so he couldn't help but giggled, "ko!"
Li Rou still didn't move, but his brows were tightly frowned, the muscles on his cheeks were tense, and he looked unwilling to die, just like Wu Dalang before he died.
"Get up, stop playing..." Li Banzhuang thumped him.
Li Rou still didn't move, he was the best at pretending to be dead, and then his chest stopped rising and falling, he didn't breathe, he didn't even have a heartbeat.
"Did you really pass out from holding your breath?" Li Banzhuang giggled, "If you don't get up again, I will give you artificial respiration."
Seeing that he was still silent, Li Banzhuang blushed, and suddenly wanted to do something stupid. Although he often kissed him secretly before, he didn't know it. This time he obviously pretended to be dead, but Li Banzhuang Zhuang still decided to muster up the courage and said: "I warned you, if you don't get up, I'll take it as your consent."
Li Banzhuang immediately bent down, ready to give her brother artificial respiration, and pressed his hand on his chest.
Her brother's lips were close at hand, and Li Banzhuang's moist lips were about to fall down. She held her breath nervously, but suddenly froze in horror.
His chest didn't heave, he... he didn't even have a heartbeat.
what happened? Li Banzhuang was terrified, she obviously didn't use any force just now... Could it be that she hasn't mastered her own power well, and accidentally released all her hidden power just now
"elder brother… "
Li Banzhuang trembled, his whole body was cold.
Sensing the fear and despair in his sister's cries, Li Rou hurriedly opened his eyes, knowing that he had played too much this time, and quickly said, "Haha, I fooled you, idiot."
Li Banzhuang's body trembled, she froze for a moment, her pale cheeks burst into surprise, her hands tightly grasped his shoulders, the impact between grief and joy made her body crumbling.
"It's okay... my brother was just kidding with you." Li Rou looked at her as if she couldn't stand the joke and lost her mind, and quickly hugged her in his arms.
"Li Rou, you bastard..." Li Banzhuang finally burst into tears.
Li Rou felt distressed and blamed himself, he was indeed a bastard, how could his sister stand such a joke? She acted too much like herself, and maybe others would have to hesitate or think for a long time, but for Li Zi, as long as she had that terrible thought, it was enough to defeat her.
"This kind of joke... this kind of joke, can you also make it...you will scare me to death!" Li Banzhuang's body was limp and without any strength, fortunately, fortunately it was not true, she was really almost scared by him died.
Maybe the sky is falling, and Li Zi will also feel that he can dig a hole and be two happy woodchucks with his brother, but if his brother is gone, Li Zi will die!
"It's my brother's fault, it's my fault, don't do this next time, never again." Li Rou kissed her forehead, he knew how important he was to her, but he was a little puzzled as to why Li Zi was so stupid today , no matter how much he pretends to be, she wouldn't be foolish enough to think that a casual pinch would kill him
"I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!..." Li Banzhuang's mood calmed down a little, and he said it a hundred times before he stopped beating his shoulder and looked at him with red eyes.
"The white lips and eyes are really red. It turns out that it's not just Li Zi who is holding other girls like this. Li Zi didn't become more beautiful when he was holding Li Zi." Li Rou squeezed her lips, "Don't be like this No, it's not pretty anymore."
"Hmph, it's all you!" Li Banzhuang said angrily, "Hurry up, plums are always the most beautiful."
"Okay, plums are always the most beautiful." Li Rou quickly agreed.
Li Banzhuang's lips were flattened, and she was about to cry again.
"I'm not wrong?" Li Rou asked carefully.
"You don't care at all... If it were An Nanxiu, you would definitely say that Princess Xiu is the most beautiful in your heart. What's the use of me being the most beautiful forever? Others say that Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder, and the younger sister is definitely not as beautiful as the lover!" Li Ban Zhuang sniffled her nose, trying to wipe away her tears, but it would be even uglier if the tears were wiped everywhere, so she didn't wipe them away.
Li Rou was helpless, she was the one who asked him to say that, and it was impossible to say that, Li Zi, who is gentle, considerate and understanding, is really powerful when she acts like a baby and pesters others.