The atmosphere of the Spring Festival permeates the streets and alleys, and most people have time to take to the streets, or hang out, or join in the fun, or rush to prepare for the last time.
Although the New Year atmosphere in the city is getting weaker every year, merchants still spare no effort to prepare big discounts.
Especially private shops in other places, rushing home in the afternoon or evening, and even offered a price of less than 30% off if they wanted to clear the shop.
When he came to the subway station and looked at the rows of red lanterns, Li Rou bought four tickets in front of the ticket vending machine, and was surprised to find that there were also a batch of subway tickets printed with firecrackers and lanterns.
"The subway station is like this. I don't know how scary the railway station is." Li Banzhuang let out a sigh of relief. This is the largest subway transit station in the world. If you accidentally follow the signs, you may not be able to find it after half an hour. The line you want to take.
"Well... Sumei Electric donated 10,000 sleeping bags to distribute to the passengers stranded at the train station. Zhishui is there to help today. She is the most enthusiastic about this kind of public welfare." Li Rou smiled slightly, and sighed a little I am used to it, but when it comes to Chinese New Year, looking at the people in the station, I really have to sigh, there are so many Chinese, no matter how much investment in infrastructure projects is not too much, China's cement and steel account for more than half of the world's output, China Humans are probably the nation best at repairing the earth.
"Hurry up and finish buying, I'm going back." An Nanxiu frowned. Although An Nanxiu liked to watch the densely packed ants crawling around, there were so many black spots that were too dense, filling the air with depression and anxiety. The smell of restlessness.
"It's really lively, but no one seems to set off firecrackers." Concubine Mi said regretfully.
Walking into the subway car, the big woven bags and suitcases of returning migrant workers take up a lot of space. As the main means of transportation in Zhonghai, the punctual subway without traffic lights is the most popular, and many people who have cars are too lazy to drive. After all, Zhonghai has the most traffic lights, and those who are in a hurry can't bear the rhythm of the main streets in the urban area. It is much more convenient and quick to choose the subway even if it is crowded.
Li Rou found a place, opened his arms, and said to the three girls, "Come in."
There are too many people, Li Rou is afraid that they will be squeezed, and he doesn't care about other people's eyes. It was quite early to be jealous with three pleasing girls, and he hugged them all in his arms to protect them. attracts hate.
"Don't come out together in the future." An Nanxiu became more and more dissatisfied. Originally, she enjoyed this kind of treatment alone, but now it is distributed to the other two girls. Laughing, and looking at Li Rou gently from time to time really made An Nanxiu sick.
"As soon as you go out, it's as if the whole world owes you five million." Li Banzhuang snorted, going out with An Nanxiu is really hard to make people happy, who wants to go shopping with a partner who always has a bad face.
"You're wrong, I'm just going out with you." An Nanxiu said expressionlessly.
Li Rou said that no quarrels are allowed today, but it seems to have no effect at all.
"If you two quarrel again, just go back and stay for me. It's enough for Concubine Mi and I to go shopping." Li Rou said with a straight face.
An Nanxiu and Li Banzhuang glanced at each other, then turned their heads away, not knowing what to see.
"Li Rou, this man put his hand into your pocket." Concubine Mi said, pointing to a thin man wearing glasses next to him.
Li Rou turned around and quickly held down his pocket. Distracted by the quarrel between An Nanxiu and Li Banzhuang, he almost lost his wallet. Li Rou glared at the skinny man. Although there was not much cash in the wallet, The ID card and bank card are all there, so if you lose it, it is not an ordinary trouble.
"Who are you calling a thief? Little girl, don't talk nonsense!" Sensing the concentrated eyes from the carriage, the skinny man didn't panic, but gritted his teeth to show a bit of threat.
"Thief... What is a thief?" Concubine Mi looked at the skinny man strangely, "I didn't say you were a thief, I just said you put your hand in his pocket, so strange, why did you put your hand in his pocket?" In his pocket?"
The skinny man stared at Concubine Mi for a few times, the pure eyes made him look away involuntarily, and found that Li Rou was still looking at him, he couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed: "Take care of her, if she is an idiot, don't Bring it out."
"He scolded me!" Concubine Mi touched her little pocket, but the little sword was gone, so she felt aggrieved.
"The one who calls others idiots is an idiot." Li Rou said softly, looking at Concubine Mi's distressed look, he raised his head and looked at the thief expressionlessly, and pinched the thief's cheek as soon as he stretched out his hand: "Apologize, otherwise I told you to never call others idiots in the future."
"What are you doing!"
"You dare to hit someone!"
"Who saw that he was a thief? How dare you hit someone without evidence?"
Immediately, the brave people who are rare on weekdays surrounded them. Li Rou knew that the thieves who committed crimes in the subway were basically gangs. After all, it was impossible to escape while the subway was moving, and it was not easy to escape after arriving at the station.
"You need evidence to hit someone? He didn't have evidence when he cursed." Li Rou sneered.
"Let him go!"
Four young men surrounded him. Li Rou looked around and finally let go of the thief.
"You don't even know what a thief is, aren't you an idiot?"
"If you were a young lady who didn't eat fireworks in the world, where would she come to take the subway? What should she pretend?"
"You are acquainted."
Seeing Li Rou let go, several young men looked around threateningly and laughed triumphantly.
"I'll help you beat him later." Li Rou said to Concubine Mi.
"En." Concubine Mi nodded emphatically.
"Boring." An Nanxiu yawned.
"Brother, let's go together!" Li Banzhuang whispered, she knew that her brother would never be afraid of these thieves.
"Stay well." Li Rou hurriedly warned her, "What do girls look like when they move their hands and feet."
Li Banzhuang pouted.
After getting out of the car, Li Rou patted the thief on the shoulder.
"What are you doing?" I was still a little apprehensive in the car. After all, so many people saw him as a thief, but after getting out of the car, he walked away. Who has evidence to say that he is a thief? So the thief became very arrogant: "Brother's shoulder was taken by you?"
"I told you to apologize, last chance."
"Brothers, beat him up, let's not give him a chance to regret it!" The thief waved, and the other four rushed over.
Li Rou punched one by one, how could ordinary people withstand his fists, and soon five people lay down on the ground, unable to move.
"Since you're calling people an idiot, I'll come up with a question to test your IQ." Li Rou said, patting the thief on the shoulder.
"Did you let us go if you got the answer?" The thief said tremblingly, which one of the thieves has never fought? Naturally, it can be seen that this young man's fist and strength are not ordinary people at all. It is really unlucky to encounter such a stubble, but he just wants to make some money for the New Year.
"This topic is very simple. A man walked into a train. It was about ten minutes before midnight. He looked at the people around him and asked a young man, are you twenty-eight years old? Young The man nodded and said yes. However, he asked a middle-aged man, are you forty-five years old? The middle-aged man said yes, and he asked an old lady, are you eighty-two years old? The old lady asked you suspiciously How do you know? The man didn't answer, but just repeated the conversation with the passenger. This man seems to have the ability to know the age of others just by looking at their faces." Li Rou paused, then continued: "At this time, the next There are still 15 minutes left on the site, the man asked the last lady, he said, are you 50 years old? The lady smiled and said, yes, but you will be 51 years old in five minutes. In an instant, the man's face turned pale, Grabbing the woman's feet, she took off her high-heeled shoes, smashed the window glass of the train with the heel, and jumped off the moving train like crazy... "
"It's over?" The thief endured the severe pain. This topic is really long, but what is the question
"The question is, why did he do this?" Li Rou asked the question with a smile.
The thief and the other four thought desperately, what is the problem? No brains, that man is just like this young man who is a lunatic, and after catching the thief and beating him up, he actually came to test other people's IQ!
"It's time, do you know the answer?" Li Rou looked at his phone, there was no time to dawdle.
"That man is crazy!" An accomplice said what he thought was the most reliable answer.
The other spectators were curious about the answer. Some people opened their mouths after reading similar reasoning questions, but they held back thinking that they were not thieves and did not need to verify their IQ.
"You guys can't guess such a simple question, how dare you call others idiots?" Li Rou grabbed the thief, pinched his cheek to make him stand up, then turned to An Nanxiu and said, "An Nanxiu, tell them the answer. "
"It's very simple. The man's superficial ability is to be able to tell the age of others. In fact, what he sees is the lifespan of others. The reason why he asked one by one is because he feels that everyone here will die this year...in a carriage People of different ages all died in the same year. This situation is too rare, so he hoped to find the reason for this coincidence. When he asked about the last woman, he realized that this woman's life expectancy was only 50 years old, but after She will be 51 years old in five minutes, which means that the woman will die within five minutes, so he guessed that the reason why everyone in the car will die this year is because there may be a train accident later, and the woman will not survive He will die at the age of 51, so he hurriedly smashed the car window to escape." An Nanxiu didn't think it was something proud of Li Rou to believe that she could answer without hesitation. The question of IQ, let her explain it.
"What a scary topic." Li Banzhuang quickly held Concubine Mi's hand and stuck out her tongue.
"It turns out to be like this." The thief suddenly realized, and then said with a smile: "Our IQ is not high, if we have a high IQ..."
"How old are you?" Li Rou asked with a smile.
"twenty four."
As soon as the thief finished speaking, his face paled immediately, and he fell to his knees and begged for mercy: "We were wrong, we are not human, we are idiots, we apologize..."
"The reaction is not slow, no wonder you can be a thief."
Li Rou stood up, pulled An Nanxiu away, and had no intention of sending them to the police station. Those who celebrate the New Year will not cause trouble to the police uncle, and it is estimated that they will not have the courage and mood to steal things today. up.
"Brother, you said such a topic, and then asked how old they are. It's scary. They thought you were going to kill them." Li Banzhuang pouted, "Today is Chinese New Year, and you said such a scary thing?" story."
"Brother is wrong. But fortunately, Concubine Mi is smart. If the two of you quarreled, I would have such a headache that even the thief didn't notice it." Li Rou felt that this was of course the responsibility of Li Banzhuang and An Nanxiu, otherwise why would he The thief may reach into the pocket without finding it.
"You can be quiet for a while... I have something to do. I will meet you at Huhai in half an hour." Li Banzhuang left the subway station and planned to act alone for a while.
"What are you doing?" Li Rou asked strangely.
"Private matters." Li Banzhuang laughed.
"I'm still on business... Go early and come back early." Li Rou smiled and ignored her. Girls always have some little secrets of one kind or another.
Li Banzhuang stopped a taxi, "Master, happy new year...go to the government affairs center."
"Hehe, tomorrow is the new year, little girl, the government affairs center is closed today, what are you going to do?" Seeing such a sweet little girl smiling, the master couldn't bear her to make a trip in vain, so he didn't rush to play the watch.
"I checked, they got off work at eleven o'clock in the morning today, and it's still in time." Li Banzhuang said while holding the household registration book in his hand.
"Okay, let's go then."