Of course, it can't be natural. The little king and bastard in Long Chen's mouth is talking about Han Zhenyu who was killed by him.
In fact, Han Zhenyu is not a prince, nor a direct descendant of the royal family, but he is also a relative of the royal family and a future pillar of the ancient Korean kingdom.
Therefore, Han Zhenyu only had the identity jade talisman left by the strong men of the ancient country of Korea, but this identity jade talisman did not save Han Zhenyu's life. Long Chen did not buy the account of the ancient country of Korea and was directly hacked to death.
The eighth little prince was killed forcibly by others. The face of the ancient Korean country is a big loss.
Seeing Long Chen sip a little bastard, he scolded Han Wenjun's heart, but he didn't show it, and said lightly:
"I've heard your name for a long time, but your words and manners are dirty, and they don't fit the job of a receptionist. Is there no talent in Daxia?"
"No no no, Your Excellency is completely wrong, reception shit is not a job, but a dirty and tired guy.
No one else was willing to come here, so they sent me here. You didn't see me, did you change your clothes on purpose, just because you were afraid of getting dirty. "Long Chen patted the armor on his body and smiled.
Han Wenjun made a mockery of Long Chen twice, but he was slapped back by Long Chen. Although he tried his best to suppress it, his face still didn't look good.
He originally wanted to anger Long Chen. He wanted to see Long Chen's violent appearance. He was also very good at this, because many people in Daxia ancient country were so angry that they blushed and had thick necks, but he couldn't. Xia Yunchong was one of them. .
It's a pity that he chose the wrong person. When it comes to cynicism and sarcasm, Long Chen is definitely a master-level figure.
"Daxia sent a character like Long Chen to receive us. I believe that Long Chen, you are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, poetry, and poetry?" Han Wenjun changed a breakthrough.
Because Han Wenjun's envoys actually came to Daxia to study and discuss under the banner of cultural exchange.
Among them, there will be exchanges of various talents in poetry, poetry, chess, calligraphy and painting. Of course, the exchange of martial arts is also part of it.
Therefore, the people who have always received the envoys must be talented and learned, and they are basically people with both civil and military skills.
Han Wenjun has already inquired about it. Long Chen is a martial artist with a very poor background. He is struggling at the bottom of the cultivation world. It is a coincidence that he has soared into the sky. He has no cultural background or connotation. key.
"Poetry, poetry, chess, calligraphy and painting, three teachings and nine streams, five elements and gossip, plum blossoms, and Qimen Dunjia, there is nothing I don't understand, Long Chen." Long Chen said boldly.
"You... bragging, how can you know so much at such a young age?" Han Wenjun was taken aback by Long Chen, but he soon understood that Long Chen was fooling him and couldn't help sneering.
Not only was Han Wenjun startled, but he opened the way in front of him, but the thousands of Da Xia and Han strongmen who followed casually all looked unbelievable. This was too exaggerated.
"Don't use your IQ to measure my wisdom, you haven't seen such a person, it doesn't mean there is none.
I ask you, your father... Forget it, let me speak in vernacular, save the words, does your father like to play chess the most, or is he a chess master? "Long Chen said.
"Yes, my father's way of chess is rare," Han Wenjun said proudly.
A generation of emperors, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and has circulated countless wonderful poems for the world to transmit. Han Wenjun's father, the contemporary emperor of Korea, is indeed very talented.
"You may not believe it, I actually knew your father for a long time, but I have to say that your father is very talented and admirable.
It's just your father, Mr. Li, who has a stubborn temper..." Long Chen said with a serious face.
"Wait, what nonsense are you talking about, my surname Han Wenjun is Han, and my father, the dignified emperor of Han, why is his surname Li?" Han Wenjun retorted on the spot.
Idiot, this IQ can only be a frog at the bottom of the well, but this IQ, I am relieved.
"Your surname is Han. It stands to reason that your father should have your surname. I'm sorry, I know too many famous people, and I get confused."
Long Chen pretended to be embarrassed and quickly apologized: "But it's true that I know your father, that was probably ten years ago, when I was a teenager and was playing chess at home.
Your father suddenly appeared out of nowhere and said that he wanted to play chess with me. You may not believe it. Although I am proficient in all ways, I am the best at chess.
As a result, I fought with my father at the time. At the time, I didn't know that your father was the emperor of a country, so I didn't show mercy.
I have to say, your father's chess is very good, but I'm not bad, the two of them killed indistinguishably, the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are dark..."
The people along the way couldn't help but be speechless, just playing chess, just a few pieces, is it that exaggerated
Afraid of being interrupted, Long Chen said very quickly: "After a fight, it's called a tragic one, and the generals are all killed, and we both have only one pawn left in the end.
I have a 'scholar' left, and your father has an 'elephant'. I said a draw, but your father refused.
Your father uses that 'image' to resemble me, and I use that 'scholar' to study your father, and then it enters a tug-of-war: your father is like me, my scholar is your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father..."
Long Chen spoke too quickly, and Han Wenjun listened to "Your father is like me, I am your father" three times in a row before he came back to it.
"Long Chen, you are courting death." Han Wenjun roared.
"Hey, okay, why are you cursing?" Long Chen looked puzzled.
"You are provoking my big Han." Han Wenjun looked at Long Chen, his eyes were full of killing intent, and a terrifying coercion locked Long Chen.
"Why am I swearing? It's the truth I said." Long Chen said innocently.
"You... You are clearly deliberately provocative." Han Wenjun stopped and said coldly.
Paralyzed, I hate these two words the most. You deliberately hurt me before, why is it not a provocation
Long Chen shook his head and said: "Your Excellency Han Wenjun, I am a country of etiquette, but I don't allow others to be presumptuous.
I'm telling the truth, the person who played chess with me was named Han Zhongsheng, which was the name he left at that time.
I didn't know who he was at the time, but when I arrived in Zhongzhou, I found out that he turned out to be the emperor of the ancient kingdom of Korea. "
"Bastard, there are too many people with the same name and surname in the world, how do you know that he is my father?" Han Wenjun said angrily.
Long Chen's face suddenly realized: "Ah? It turned out to be just the same name, it seems to be a misunderstanding, hey, I said, how can a generation of emperors play chess with me? Thanks to your words, I have opened my heart for many years. unsolved mysteries, thank you very much.”
After Long Chen finished speaking, he hurriedly clenched his fists with a look of gratitude, but Han Wenjun was so angry that his blood surged.
He was trapped by Long Chen again, and his sentence: There are too many people with the same name and surname, which means that Long Chen has been relieved, and Long Chen has an excuse to admit the wrong person. .
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Just when Long Chen was mad at Han Wenjun, far away in the depths of the Daxia City Palace, the Daxia Emperor Xia Yuyang was sitting on the main hall, and the master of Xia Yunchong opposite him was there, and the two were drinking tea.
"Make the best use of it, Long Chen is really talented, but this is a trick that Li Tianxuan used. If you use it again, don't you feel like picking up people's teeth?" Xia Yunchong's master looked at Xia Yuyang and smiled.
"Some of the classic methods are always used, don't you think this picture is very pleasing to the eye?" Xia Yuyang said indifferently.
On the wall, Long Chen was making gestures to Han Wenjun at this time, and his mouth was flying to cover up the wonderful process of "your father is like me, I am your father". The existence of this kind of routine that is often played in the folk is the first time they have heard of it.
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Finally, Han Wenjun learned to be obedient, suppressed the anger in his heart, and began to pretend to enjoy the scenery along the way, no longer talking to Long Chen, and avoiding collision with Long Chen.
He found that ten of him were not Long Chen's opponents in words. Long Chen's routines were thousands of times his. Secretly made a gesture.
"Hmph, so vulgar, is it a man? Why is Daxia's man so tasteless? No wonder Daxia's women like to marry me." The woman looked at Long Chen and said at this time.
Yo, actually sent a female general to go out? Daehan's men are too rascal, call the women.
"I'm sorry, this beauty is a young lady, your sentence is wrong, I need to correct it for you.
First, I'm not from Daxia, I'm just a temporary poop pick-up officer, so this sentence is meaningless.
Second, beautiful lady, don't use such a word to provoke a man. If the other party replies to you: Am I a man, do you want to try it? How should you answer? "Long Chen spread his hands and said helplessly.
Although it was an indirect and euphemistic answer, the words were still too explicit, and the woman was immediately ashamed and angry.
"Rogue/rogue ruffian," the woman said angrily.
The woman is slender, with a slender body, and her appearance is very good, but to Long Chen, who is used to seeing beautiful women, it is nothing. Compared with Meng Qi, she is just a green leaf at best.
"Beautiful lady, it's boring for you to talk like this. It's obvious that you took the initiative to question my male equipment and reproductive ability. I answered you pertinently and euphemistically. How can I become a rogue?" innocent way.
At this time, the entourage of the ancient country of Daxia knew that they couldn't laugh, and they were afraid of losing their dignity, but they couldn't help it, and they didn't know how painful it was to hold back along the way.
The woman looked at the expressions of the guards who wanted to laugh, but didn't dare to laugh, her anger surged, and she said angrily:
"Long Chen, if you are a man, accept my challenge from Li Wanji."
"It turned out to be you?" Long Chen was shocked and looked at the woman in disbelief.
"You know me?" Li Wanji said coldly.
"I don't know, but I have often heard people mention you. It's no wonder that my Majesty the Great Xia Emperor and the princes are so busy, because I thought of an adjective." Long Chen said shyly.
"Daily management?"
When Long Chen finished saying those words, the guards in Daxia suddenly came up with these four words in their minds.
"puff puff"
In the palace hall, two peerless powerhouses who were drinking tea were unable to resist the sudden damage, and a mouthful of tea spewed out of their mouths. (To be continued)