Turning his face is faster than turning over a book, the old man is full of anger, and his eyes can't wait to cut Long Chen with a thousand knives.
He was caught by Long Chen before, but now that this incident has passed, he has regained his original identity, pointing directly at Long Chen's previous mistakes.
Long Chen grabbed his handle once and didn't let go. This time, he also grabbed Long Chen's handle. In that way, he could not wait to fight Long Chen's fire whip in person.
"Insulting the dean? You don't want to spit your blood. When have I insulted the dean?" Long Chen said angrily, that look of grievance and righteous indignation was almost believable.
"You... You are so shameless, have you forgotten what you just said?" The old man was almost so angry that he didn't come up, this Long Chen's ability to pretend to be crazy and sell stupid is not small.
"What did I say?" Long Chen asked back.
"Master Dean's ass is big." The old man shouted.
"If you say it, you are insulting the dean? Then you also said that we are guilty of the same crime?" Long Chen disdainfully said.
"you… "
The old man almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and he fell into Long Chen's trap again.
"Pfft..."
The two sisters, Zhong Ling and Zhong Xiu, finally couldn't hold back and laughed. They had endured it for a long time before, but now everyone couldn't bear it anymore. Seeing the old man's face with a blushing face and a thick neck, they couldn't laugh.
Mu Qingyun hugged the two of them, and covered their mouths with both hands, so that the two of them would not laugh, but the previous laughter had already spread, and it was useless to cover them.
And it's okay if she doesn't cover it, this is just trying to hide it, watching the two little girls keep shaking, obviously they can't laugh anymore, Mu Qingyun is angry, anxious and embarrassed.
"Respected chief judge, they didn't do it on purpose." Mu Qingyun looked at the old man as if he was going to eat people, and quickly apologized.
The old man's face was black, almost dripping Mozi, he gritted his teeth and said: "Long Chen, don't mess around, pretend to be crazy, you must answer my question directly."
"Just answer it, isn't it great? I'm still saying that, I didn't insult the respected dean." Long Chen shook his head.
"You can't convince anyone for this reason." The old man said coldly.
"You want a reason, it's very simple. You answer me directly. If I say that our dean has a big mind, is it an insult?" Long Chen asked.
"Of course not," the old man said.
"How big is your hand?"
"doesn't count"
"What about big feet?"
"doesn't count"
"How can it be considered an insult if you have a big butt? Both hands and feet are human organs, and so are the buttocks. Why don't the big hands and feet not count, but the buttocks?" Long Chen asked.
For a time, the audience was silent, Luo Bing, Luo Ning, Mu Qingyun and others looked at Long Chen, their faces were full of joy, this Long Chen is too sophistry, it was originally an insulting word, but when he said this, it was do not have much left.
The old man was suddenly blocked by the question, and he didn't know how to answer at all. If the answer was not counted, then Long Chen's guilt could not be convicted. into the pit of dust.
Without waiting for the old man to speak, Long Chen continued: "The hands and feet are nothing, because they are always exposed.
And your butt is a humiliating word because we always wear a fig leaf on our butt.
It is because of a fig leaf that the essence has not changed, but the nature has changed. It is a shame to think that the buttocks are exposed.
In fact, no matter where you wear a fig leaf, it will change its nature over time.
For example, some people sit in a certain position grandly, with a human touch, and do nothing, just because they put a fig leaf on their face, their eyes are red and their hearts are dark, and then their butt and face are stupidly unclear. "
The people present, listening to Long Chen's words, were surprised and funny, and at the same time had a little admiration for Long Chen.
Although what Long Chen said was a bit vulgar, the words were not rude, they contained deep meaning, and they were intriguing. It was not easy to have such an insight at a young age.
Moreover, regarding the matter of the butt, he even slapped him and pointed at the old man who deliberately targeted him, dressed in fair skin, but used his butt as a face.
"You..." The old man was furious. After standing up, his mind went blank. He didn't know what words to use to fight back.
He is a judge and communicates with others on a question-and-answer system. He has too little experience in verbal confrontation with others.
But Long Chen is different. He can be both literary and martial, beating and scolding. Wen Neng's poems are full of words, and Wu Neng can make the country safe. He beats you to the knees and begs for mercy, and you scold you.
Li guess and others, looking at Long Chen, almost kneeled and worshipped. The longer they got along with Long Chen, the more they felt that Long Chen was tall and worshipped, and it was like a high mountain.
In the past, they were subdued by Long Chen's terrifying combat power, but as they gradually learned about Long Chen, they found that anything on Long Chen was enough for them to learn for a lifetime. In Long Chen, they completely understood a Word - Genius, true genius.
"Clap clap clap..."
Suddenly, a burst of applause sounded from a corner of the hall, where there was an old man wearing a straw hat, covering his face, revealing only a snow-white beard and long hair.
When his applause sounded, someone followed, and soon the applause rang through the entire hall. Long Chen's remarks were indeed wonderful.
The faces of the two old men became extremely ugly.
"Snapped"
The scar-faced old man clapped the gavel in his hand and shouted:
"quiet"
The applause faded away, and the quietness gradually returned to normal, but the two old men had extremely ugly faces, while the first seat of the Discipline Academy was calm.
Long Chen also laughed. Judging from the angry expressions of the two, it seems that the two old guys know something about the powerhouses present, otherwise they would not applaud and deliberately stimulate the two. It seems that the two old guys offended Many people, many people dislike them.
"Okay, Long Chen's previous inappropriate remarks, this is the end, then, go straight to the topic, all stand up, prohibit noise, and start the trial ceremony." The first seat of the Discipline Academy stood up with a serious face.
With his standing, everyone stood up, even everyone in the guest seat, all stood up, and for a while, the scene suddenly became serious.
"buzz"
At this moment, above the two statues in the hall, the runes slowly lit up, and a sacred and solemn light appeared above the entire hall.
At the same time, the position of the first three people in the Discipline Academy began to rise slowly, forming a high arc-shaped platform, and the whole scene was full of majesty.
The head of the Discipline Academy and the other two old men saluted the two statues before slowly returning to their seats.
The head of the Disciplinary Academy had a serious face and shouted coldly: "Xuan Chukuang, Chu Yishan, and Ye Ming enter the temple for trial." (To be continued)