"I'm stupid, I'll send a representative..." Long Chen is too lazy to say these things, he's not good at this.
"Bold, you have repeatedly despised the court and disregarded the academy's precepts. Do you really have to use punishment, so you are honest?" The old man who had apologized to Long Chen before shouted sharply.
Long Chen looked at the old man and pouted: "According to the Law of Lingxiao Academy, Judgment Chapter, Chapter 16, Article 3, Paragraph 5: If the person being tried is unwell, mentally ill, etc., Affects narrative ability, and can be represented by someone designated by it.
Lord Inquisitor, you don't even know this, you are still sitting in that position, are you embarrassed? Want your ass? "
Long Chen squinted at the old man, this guy is really an idiot, I don't know if the law has been forgotten, or if he thinks that Long Chen doesn't know this, he even threatens him directly, he is really sick.
"Bold, dare to be the hall to insult the chief judge, you don't have us chief judges in your eyes, and you don't have the laws of Lingxiao Academy." The judge shouted angrily.
"Why did I insult you? I've said this before, the butt is just a part of the body, it's not an insult.
Even the dean doesn't care about this matter, why are you clamoring again? how? What do you mean, your ass is bigger than the Dean? "Long Chen is neither humble nor arrogant.
This time, even the head of the Discipline Academy frowned, what was the situation, how did it go around, and it brought it up to the dean, and then to the buttocks.
"Shut up, don't mention the name of the dean again, that is a kind of disrespect to his old man."
"Okay, then I admit that I used the wrong words before, then I will replace my butt with my face, and I should use honorifics when facing the presiding judge."
After Long Chen finished speaking, he coughed dryly, and pretended to clasp his fists and said: "Dear Chief Judge, you don't even know this, you are still sitting in that position, are you embarrassed? Do you still want your face? ?"
The old man was trembling with anger. He wanted to grab Long Chen's painful foot, but he caught it on a nail. Long Chen was so familiar with the law that he even forgot this one.
The old man said coldly: "This clause is correct, but you are obviously healthy, why are you unwell?"
"I was fine before, but then I met someone with a bigger breath than athlete's foot, who sprayed me and felt very uncomfortable.
So I asked my friend to do it for me, how could I be contempt of the court and the commandments of Lingxiao Academy
These big hats are buckled on me one by one. I'm sorry, my body is small and I can't bear it, so I have to take a break and let someone who has witnessed the whole process explain it. Is there a problem
Dear presiding judge, if there is any, please list it out. If it really constitutes the fault of flouting the law of the academy, I will be willing to be punished. Well, please start your performance. "After Long Chen finished speaking, he made a gesture of please.
"you… "
The old man was speechless for a while, facing Long Chen's eloquent and eloquent tongue, he felt that even if he was cut with a thousand knives and his body was full of mouth, he would not be able to speak of Long Chen.
"According to the law, Long Chen has the right to let others make a statement, but Long Chen, you have to think about it, there is only one chance to make a statement, and after the statement is completed, you are not qualified to overturn the original statement, and there is no chance to supplement it." reminded.
"It doesn't matter, I, Long Chen, are bright and upright, and everything can't be told to others, let alone lying." Long Chen said lightly.
"Okay, let's start." The first seat of the Discipline Academy nodded.
Long Chen looked back, Luo Bing, Luo Ning, and Mu Qingyun suddenly became nervous, especially Luo Ning, she didn't know whether Long Chen would avenge his personal revenge.
"you"
Sure enough, Long Chen's finger pointed at her, and Luo Ning's heart suddenly mentioned her throat. She was usually rambunctious, but when she made a statement on such a solemn occasion, she felt her throat tighten, and she felt like she was about to faint. Normal, but still gritted his teeth and stood up.
"I didn't tell you, you are clumsy, and you are always against me. Who knows if you will betray me, I am talking about the one behind you." Long Chen pointed behind Luo Ning.
Li Guai, who was behind Luo Ning, opened his mouth so wide that he could hardly believe his eyes. Long Chen actually called him to make a statement.
Li Chai stood up tremblingly, sweat on his forehead. He had never seen such a big scene before, and his heart was full of tension.
"What the hell are you shaking? In this case, you have no ability to lie at all. You can say whatever the presiding judge asks. People are not interested in the wicked things you did in the past." Walking up tremblingly, Long Chen kicked his ass angrily.
Li Guai stepped onto the presentation platform in front of him with one kick. The presenter needed to stand and speak, so Long Chen was too lazy to go up.
"What's your name?" the scarred-faced old man asked coldly.
"...you...guess..." Li Guess's voice trembled, this time Long Chen heard it right, when he was nervous, Li would read it as a sound between Li and you, which was extremely vague.
"Bold..."
The scar-faced old man was furious, Long Chen was so arrogant, his subordinates dared to openly provoke the chief judge, and even the others were very surprised. Long Chen's subordinates really have something
"I... My... Surname is Li... Name Guess, put together... Li Guai." Li Guai was so nervous that he forgot what Long Chen had told him to sign up with the surname and the first name separately, otherwise he would die in this name. superior.
Li Guai almost cried nervously. When the scar-faced old man got angry, it was too scary. At the same time, he also knew how strong Long Chen was. In the face of such a terrifying person, he could still point his nose and scold him. is courage.
The scar-faced old man snorted coldly: "Speak clearly, start making your statement, and explain the cause and effect of the matter."
"Yes... The third master told us that day that we were going to go out to practice, and told us to eat more breakfast and bring good weapons..." Li Cai stammered.
"Talk about the key points." The old man said angrily, this guy is too long-winded.
"The focus is on weapons, only the split beast crossbow and dragon run, nothing else." Li Guai said at a loss.
Long Chen laughed all of a sudden, and Li Guess this guy was nervous, and he received the words seamlessly, and there was nothing wrong with him.
The old man's face was ashen with anger, but looking at Li Guai's trembling appearance, it was impossible for him to deliberately tease them, nor to cure his sins, so angry that he was too lazy to ask.
Because the more he asked, the more nervous Li Gu became, but the head of the Disciplinary Academy had been listening silently without intervening.
It took Li Guai half an hour to tell Long Chen from taking them to the road of cultivation, and then to wake up, and tell the story of the volcano eruption in detail.
"What about the missing part in the middle?" The scar-faced old man looked at Long Chen. Another old man was hitting a nail in the middle of Long Chen, and this time he came.
"The missing part, let Miss Luo Bing tell the story. This way the two lines are parallel, the story will be clearer." Long Chen smiled and looked at Luo Bing. (To be continued)