Long Chen was extremely annoyed by these sprays. He wanted to act in a low-key manner, first look at the situation of the Vermillion Bird Empire, and then study how to pay the bride price.
At this time, he was targeted by this group of brainless scholars. Long Chen's fire came up at once, and he didn't care about that much. He sat directly on the stage and looked at these guys:
"What kind of well frog is unspeakable, and summer insects can't speak ice? If you say that my hands are covered with blood, then what is the chicken, duck, and fish you eat? Are you also covered in blood?"
"I'm sorry, I'm a vegetarian and don't get dirty." The scholar seemed to be prepared, and sneered directly.
"Don't kill if you're a vegetarian? Lift your feet up and take a look." Long Chen said disdainfully.
The man was stunned, seeing everyone looking at him, the man sneered: "I don't know what it is."
But after saying this, he still lifted one foot up, the shoes were clean, and the soles were as white as jade, without a single flaw. Suzaku City was indeed spotlessly clean.
"Then what? Are you going to buy Xiaosheng's shoes? I'm sorry, unless you have the status of a scholar, you are not qualified to wear them for the rest of your life." The scholar mocked.
"Idiot, one pair of shoes can lift you to the sky? I'm talking about your other shoe." Long Chen said lightly.
Hearing the words, the scholar changed his feet and lifted the other foot up. The soles of the shoes were also clean, but there was a small black spot on the white soles. Looking closely, it was an ant the size of a grain of rice, already He was trampled to death, and the body was glued to the soles of his shoes.
"Now tell me, are you also stained with blood?" Long Chen said.
"You... this is just an accident!" the scholar said angrily.
"Accident? Accidents can deprive their lives at will. Since that Fatty Bai said, all living beings must be reasonable in their lives.
This ant is also life, has relatives, has seven aunts and eight aunts, perhaps it has a higher wealth and status, has three wives and four concubines, works hard, and may have hundreds of children and thousands of grandchildren.
And you, stomped it to death with one foot, and then said an accident and it was over? Do you know how distressed its parents, wife and children are
If you are really reasonable, you should lose your life and apologize in front of everyone present! Otherwise, what is the axiom? You don't make sense yourself, who would listen to you make sense?" Long Chen said.
"you… "
The book was so angry that his face was ashen, and he accidentally stepped on an ant, and let him lose his life? Is this sick
"What are you? Are you unreasonable? I'm speaking to you from the point of view of an ant. Why are you unreasonable now?" Long Chen said with a puzzled expression.
The practitioners present smiled, this Long Chen is too interesting, among the practitioners, there are few people with such a slippery tongue, watching the group of scholars slumped, they felt like swallowing a mouthful of iced honey on a hot day. Cool.
"The ants can't speak, why do they need to be reasonable?" Another scholar couldn't help shouting.
"What did you say?" Long Chen pretended not to hear.
"The ants can't speak, so why do you need to reason?" The scholar thought his voice was low, so he shouted loudly.
"What did you say?"
"The ants can't speak, why do they need to reason?" This time the scholar used a roar.
"What did you say?"
"I said that the ants can't speak, so why not..." The scholar shouted fiercely, because he was not a practitioner, his voice was hoarse halfway through the shouting, and the next words could not be shouted out.
"I can't hear what you said, which means I don't need to reason with you, right
You can't hear the cries of the ants before they die, that is to say, you don't need to reason with the ants.
Doesn't this go back to the previous question? The power is not on the same level, and there is no way to make sense.
You say that ants can't speak, and I say that I can't hear your voice. The reason is the same. To put it bluntly, it is to hide the bells and steal the bells to see who is more shameless.
So, don't pretend to be arrogant, looking at your proud appearance, I just want to slap you in the face, not for anything else, just feel good. "Long Chen spread his hands and said, I will spend with you today, what can you do to me
Long Chen's words are a bit like a rogue, but the truth is the truth. Long Chen continues to use this pit to hold them firmly. If this pit can't get through, don't continue to reason.
"It is unreasonable to ask me to lose my life. You have killed so many creatures, what qualifications do you have to speak of me?" The scholar said angrily.
"I didn't tell you, it was you who told me first. I have killed a living being, and you have killed a living being. Although the proportions vary greatly, in essence, there is no difference. Is it interesting to laugh at a hundred steps with fifty steps? "Long Chen said lightly.
The scholar suddenly looked gloomy, and all the scholars present were gloomy. Long Chen was too sinister. If this matter was not resolved, he would not continue to reason with them. In this way, they would be disgraced.
"Then according to what you said, how to solve this kind of thing?" The scholar who stepped on the ants said coldly, and threw the problem to Long Chen.
Long Chen smiled and said: "I am also a person who likes to reason, and it is indeed a bit too much to make you lose your life.
But you put away its corpse, knelt down and kowtowed three times, and when you go back, put on a linen and wear filial piety, and keep the spirit for seven, seven and forty-nine days, it shouldn't be too much!
If you agree, we will expose this matter, and let's continue to reason properly, how about that? "
"you… "
The scholar was furious. According to the rules of the empire, only when the relatives and elders of the family died would they put on filial piety and keep their spirits. Moreover, ordinary relatives would only keep their spirits for seven days. Three years of filial piety.
Although Long Chen didn't ask him to keep his filial piety for three years, but keeping the spirit for 7, 7, 49 days is equivalent to burying the ants as his parents, which is simply humiliating.
"Those who humiliate others must humiliate themselves, and those who trample others will be trampled on by others. As soon as you come up, you scoff at Long, not to be reasonable at all, but to want Long to make a fool of yourself, to show how knowledgeable and noble you are.
Since you want to step on other people's shoulders and raise your own height, you must be prepared to fall down and eat shit.
I have never been used to anyone's faults. People respect me one foot, I respect others ten feet, and when someone bites me, I will serve with a big mouth.
Anyway, you are shameless, and I don't need to save you any face. If we promise, we will continue. If we don't, the truth will end here. You can make a decision in the full screen. "Long Chen looked at a group of scholars and said lightly.
From their eyes, Long Chen saw all the anger, but he didn't care, you made me unhappy, I made you unhappy, and everyone was unhappy, it was only fair.
"Okay, I promise!"
The scholar actually took off the ants on the soles of the shoes in front of everyone's eyes, and kowtowed three times in a row at the ants in front of everyone. Everyone was stunned for a while.
While shocked, they also looked at the smiling Long Chen: This guy, I am afraid that the Master's Court will be completely offended.