Nine Star Hegemon Body Art

Chapter 3984: The eyes are on the buttocks

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But obviously Master Sun's endurance is much stronger than those of his disciples. Although his head is about to burst into flames, he doesn't speak.

He has already written allegorical poems and gained the upper hand. If he entangled with Long Chen on this issue, he would be too uncultivated.

Long Chen held the teapot with a slight smile and said: "The mouth is pointed and the belly is big and the ears are on the high side. If you are on the dragon table, you will be proud. The small amount is difficult to accommodate the rivers, lakes and seas, and two or two turbid waters make waves."

When Long Chen recited this poem, the people present looked at Long Chen in shock, Long Chen was so talented, not only the verse was neat, but the counterattack was even sharper.

This is to ridicule Master Sun for his unremarkable appearance, but he pretends to be lofty, thinking that sitting in this seat, he can give pointers to the country, but in fact he has a narrow air capacity and cannot hold things.

The last sentence clearly pointed out that Master Sun has little knowledge in his stomach, but he likes to show off. It is typical that a full bottle is silent, and half a bottle is clanging.

Master Sun's face changed suddenly, Long Chen was quick-witted and intelligent, and he couldn't find a chance to fight back for a while.

The emperor, the queen, and those concubines were all shocked by Long Chen's talent, and the prince and the princess were full of admiration for Long Chen, and it was almost as difficult to defeat the master in literature as to defeat the three-flower powerhouse.

"The so-called coming and going is not indecent, you said that I attended important occasions and dressed in casual clothes, which was not in line with etiquette.

You don't know the real meaning of my clothes at all, and I don't bother to explain to you. Since you care so much about my clothes, I will make poems with clothes and play tricks with you. "Long Chen sneered.

As he spoke, Long Chen's eyes turned around, and suddenly he saw a picture of a jade girl weaving silk on the surrounding murals. There was a woman holding a needle and bowing her head to embroider.

The needle in the woman's hand, with a golden body and a silver hole, looks like a needle used by the imperial court. It is very precious. Long Chen pointed to the needle and said:

"Greeding for gold and loving silver for a needle, upside down on the silk, with eyes on the buttocks, only the clothes don't recognize people."

As soon as Long Chen's poem came out, everyone present was stunned. This Long Chen is really a ruthless character. Is he going to die with Master Sun? There's no room left

It was said earlier that Master Sun was not worthy of his current status at all because of his average knowledge. Now it is more straightforward to say that he is short-sighted. Although he is highly valued by the royal family, a needle is a needle. Even if he wears gold and silver, it is still just a needle. Capital.

Before, Master Sun borrowed the sunflower to say that Long Chen tended to be inflamed and ungrateful to his parents, and borrowed the willow tree to refer to Long Chen's arrogance, and he would be punished sooner or later. Now Long Chen's counterattack is also sharp as a knife, looking like he can't wait to hack the opponent to death.

"No… "

Master Sun was furious and could no longer stand up, pointing at Long Chen, trembling with anger.

Facing the angry Master Sun, Long Chen was too lazy to pay attention to him, picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea for Yu Qingxuan, and handed it to Yu Qingxuan, without even looking at him, that means, you continue to be right.

"Long Chen, you kid, no matter how big or small, don't be disrespectful to the master, and apologize to the master." Jiang Huixin spoke at this time.

She had to speak. Before the banquet started, it was already cold, and it was not good to go on like this.

Long Chen looked at Jiang Huixin. Although Jiang Huixin had a stern face, Long Chen saw encouragement and support in her eyes. Obviously, Long Chen was mad at the grandson, and she was very happy.

Who is Long Chen? How could you not know what Jiang Huixin meant? He smiled slightly and said, "Hey, that grandson... no no no, sorry, slip of the tongue, cough... Master grandson..."

"Pfft..."

Yu Xiaoyun, who was drinking tea leisurely, sprayed out the tea he had just drank in his throat.

"Your Majesty..."

Jiang Huixin couldn't help but feel a little resentful.

"I'm sorry... cough, I didn't mean to!" Yu Xiaoyun said a little embarrassedly.

Jiang Huixin glared at Yu Xiaoyun, the monarch of a country actually sprayed tea at the state banquet, which was too outrageous for the country.

"Long Chen, you continue..." Yu Xiaoyun hurriedly shifted everyone's attention to Long Chen.

"Master grandson, I'm sorry, I'm a straight-hearted person, and I may be wrong. I hope you don't take it to heart. We can't say that we don't know each other, right? Next time we have a chance, how about we learn from each other individually? ?" Long Chen laughed.

The mother-in-law's words had to be listened to, she had to be given face, and she was expected to help.

Long Chen's apology has no sincerity, and even has a provocative meaning, but in any case, it has already given Jiang Huixin face. If this grandson doesn't know what's wrong, Long Chen plans to continue to hate him until he vomits blood. until.

"Hmph, how could this old man care about a doll like you?" Master Sun snorted coldly and sat back in his seat.

However, many people can hear that Master Sun is cowardly, and he has two poems that Long Chen matched, but Long Chen's poems, he can't match, and he has obviously lost.

Seeing Long Chen bowing his head and admitting his mistake, Yu Qingxuan's pretty face is full of emotion. She knows Long Chen's temper too well. The person who can force Long Chen to make concessions has not yet been born.

But for her, Long Chen was able to admit mistakes to others. Only she knew that this was a violation of Long Chen's principles. Among all the people present, only she knew how proud Long Chen was.

Suddenly, a soft jade hand gently pulled Long Chen, and Long Chen froze slightly. It turned out that Yu Qingxuan took the initiative to pull his hand. When he saw Yu Qingxuan's grateful eyes, Long Chen felt a pain in his heart.

Long Chen's eyes are a little red, what is my patience compared to your thousand-life reincarnation? I owe you a lifetime, even ten lifetimes.

The two looked at each other, and it seemed that they had entered eternity for a moment. Even when the banquet started, the emperor did not know what to say at the ceremony, and the palace maid put the food on the table, and the two recovered.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and then they began to enjoy the food. After three rounds of wine and five flavors, Long Chen also asked Yu Qingxuan why they didn't invite the fairy of Qinzong to come over.

Yu Qingxuan almost didn't laugh: Can anyone be invited to be the fairy of Qinzong? Only then did Long Chen understand that the emotional Qin Zong did not buy into the royal family. People could act if they wanted to, and no one would be moved if they didn't want to.

"Long Chen, the debate just now was very exciting. I didn't expect your mouth to be no worse than the kung fu in your hands." Suddenly someone spoke.

That is a powerhouse of the Tianxi Empire, a bipolar supreme, and a real bipolar supreme.

"If you have something to say, just let it go, don't make any preparations, step forward, everyone is very busy, talk to me, I will accompany you, I will do it, and I am more than willing to accompany you." Long Chen picked up the napkin and wiped the corner of his mouth. Grease, light and authentic.

He knew that the good show was about to begin, and at the same time, he also smelled something unusual. Now he seemed to understand why the royal family invited him to attend this state banquet.