Another magic weapon, that embroidery needle...
A group of martial artists felt a toothache. This is not only reminiscent of the fate of Pathfinder, but also feels too deceitful.
That's ridiculous, little girl, even if you are the owner, don't always think us are fools.
"Uh...you don't believe me?" Wu Zhe scratched his head in embarrassment as he watched the reactions of the martial artists.
Sure enough, she was guilty! When the martial artists saw her actions, their first reaction was to make sure that she was really talking nonsense.
As Wu Zhe was talking, a burly man with chest hair and chest hair came out of the group of bandits in the middle of the road.
I saw this strong man standing at the crossroads with a long-handled ax as tall as a man, shaking it twice, smashing it to the ground, and shouting in vernacular: "Wu Na convoy, obediently leave money and silver. Hey, otherwise, don't blame your uncle and grandpa for being rude!"
So familiar, this time it's Wu Zhe's turn to be emotional.
Hearing what the great-uncle said, which was still fresh in his memory, Wu Zhe laughed in his heart and said what a coincidence.
Wu Zhe saw this strong man just now, and now he heard this voice again, which really made people miss those days. Although the time is not long, only half a month, but maybe in another dimension it is a long time or even less than half a year
"My master really wants to go forward and eliminate the thieves with his own hands?" asked the leader of the martial arts politely.
Wu Zhe smiled and said, "Of course, with the magic weapon in hand, bandits have no worries."
The leading martial artist thought to himself: How does a young girl like you know how powerful bandits are? Although the attack was ruthless, it was still a child who didn't know the severity of the pain. If you go forward rashly and get injured, don't say you're crying, even us bodyguards and martial artists will be held accountable.
It's just how to speak these words? The leader of the martial artist hesitated a little. Although this girl does have profound energy, she is afraid that she does not know the heights of heaven and earth. Moreover, some martial artists around him have mentioned that this Xiao Ruoyao is also a figure who has just risen to fame in the Jianghu.
But Wu Zhe insisted: "Let me do it. This magic weapon is very effective, if you don't believe it, just watch."
The leader of the martial artist could only say: "I will go forward with my master."
Wu Zhe nodded, holding an embroidery needle pretending to be grandiose, and slowly walked to the front of the horse team under the suspicious eyes of the martial artists.
The martial artist leader couldn't help feeling depressed as he watched her pose. Xin said that it is not a big problem to deal with these thieves, but it is difficult for laymen to intervene. You said that your girls are dishonest, stay in the carriage and embroider a female celebrity or something, and run out to make trouble
Unexpectedly, as soon as they met each other, the bandit village master stared at Wu Zhe with rounded eyes.
Gradually, the astonished expression on his face turned into a bitter one.
Clang—
The long-handled giant ax in his hand fell to the ground, and the whole person suddenly lay on the ground: "Grandma! Why are you..."
Uh - am I just an outsider? Seeing the thief kneeling and surrendering, the leader of the martial arts who accompanied Wu Zhe was speechless for a while.
Why these days, even an embroidery needle can become a magic weapon for deterrence
The martial artists who were rushing behind them were also surprised. ah? ! Unexpectedly, this magic weapon of embroidery needles can make people recognize their aunts
In fact, the key is that this strong man is the thief that Wu Zhe had taught him a lesson.
Back then, when he escorted the sloppy old man who was dressed up by the suzerain to Qidu, he had dealt with a group of highway robbers on the way. Wu Zhe was obedient to tidying them up at the time, but later they slipped away without noticing, and finally bumped into them again here.
How could this strong village master not know Wu Zhe? The gap in the front teeth of his mouth is still there, and his speech has been leaking until now. Seeing this brute force and frightening female devil leader, he felt a faint pain in the sockets of his front teeth and the parts of his body that had been beaten. There is also chest hair and beard, which have just begun to grow in the past few days, and he doesn't want to be shaved again.
There are a few cronies beside him, all of whom are veteran subordinates who have been brought here before, and they also recognize Wu Zhe, and several of them knelt down immediately.
The rest of the thieves were stunned for a moment, and when they saw the boss kneeling down, they followed suit inexplicably.
A few bandits asked curiously, "Who is this bitch?"
An old bandit scolded in a low voice: "You don't want to die? This is my aunt, be careful if you bark indiscriminately, you will lose your front teeth!"
Another old bandit was lying on the ground, quietly stroking the ungrown hair on his scalp, and said, "Hey, how did you know this female devil head? She shaved off the hair on the top of my head back then. The head was almost cut open and left to dry."
"Ah? Is that the violent female devil you mentioned?"
"Shhh, keep your voice down!" Many old bandits simply regarded this beautiful girl as the villain in their nightmares.
Wu Zhe naturally heard these whispers, but he didn't take them seriously. He tilted his head and looked at the strong man, and said calmly, "Do you feel guilty for blocking my mother's way?"
"Convicted! Convicted!" The brawny man grabbed a minion next to him, slapped him on the face, and slapped him all the way away: "This guy is just spying on information. I don't know if it's my aunt. , This is a mistake, let's go back immediately!"
It turned out that besides the one who was caught, there were other mountain patrollers.
The strong man nodded and bowed and kept admitting his mistakes, and wanted to run away with his strong body.
"Wait." Wu Zhe said softly.
The burly man froze on the spot as if struck by lightning, and slowly came back to his senses, with a fawning smile on his rough face: "Grandma, what else can I order?"
"Do you know this guy?" Wu Zhe waved his hand to the back, and asked people to take out the captured pathfinder.
The bandit who explored the way was already stupefied and almost rolled his eyes.
"Ah, this damned rolling hill, actually bumped into my aunt?" The village master of the strong man hurried over and slapped him twice.
Wu Zhe was relieved to hear that he recognized the thief who patrolled the mountain and explored the road. She worried that there were other people staring at her.
Seeing that Wu Zhe was noncommittal, the strong man cautiously resigned.
Wu Zhe waved them away. She didn't intend to kill bandits for Tian Xingdao or anything. There are so many thieves in the world, I can't be too busy. Even if he kills them all, there will be bandits later.
Bandits are rooted in social stability and law and order. Instead of weeding here, it would be more effective in the long-term to help the prince rectify the state affairs of Qi as a guest minister.
The strong and old man led his men to flee.
While running, a bandit who had just joined the gang asked, "Why don't we rob today, and call someone aunt when we meet?"
The boss of the strong man reprimanded: "Idiot, she is willing to call you aunt, just to give you face!"
There is also a bandit who is unwilling to give up: "Boss, is this woman really so powerful? Looking at her, she seems so weak."
Some bandits also chimed in: "Yes, Boss, I also think that with so many of us, we can't catch her if we rush forward?"
"What do you know?!" The strong man clenched his fist, and waved his casserole-sized fist: "The hardest fist is the most important thing."
"That's right, Boss, your fists are quite hard. Let's turn around and fight again!" A young man exclaimed excitedly, thinking of going back.
"Idiot!" The strong man slapped him slapped: "You think I don't want to? But that witch's fist is harder than mine! Whoever wants to die, go find her yourself, don't involve me!"
Hearing what the boss said, a group of bandits didn't dare to say anything.
Going back this time, there was an old bandit telling the horror of the female devil behind his back. For example, swinging an ax is like playing, knocking off the boss's front teeth with flying knives, chopping off the boss's hair with two knives, and so on.
The new mountain bandit was full of praise, the white and tender little lady looked soft and weak, unexpectedly she was so powerful
On the other side, at the horse convoy, all the martial artists acting as guards were still a little dazed when they saw the bandits escape.
They saw that the girl from the host family held an embroidery needle without a knife or a gun. As a result, the gang of bandits shouted that their aunt begged for mercy, and then ran away in a swarm.
"Okay, let's go." Wu Zhe waved his hand.
Oops—the martial artists in the direction of her waving her arms subconsciously made a dodge movement.
Because everyone is staring at her embroidery needles...
The horse convoy continued on.
Nothing happened for two consecutive days.
With the customs clearance document issued by Shizi Mansion, the post office along the way received Wu Zhe's team as a guest of honor.
Wu Zhe had nothing to do during the journey, so he prepared pills in the carriage and made some tricky little things.
The convoy was moving very fast. In the afternoon of the third day, it had already entered the Qingling area and approached the hometown of Wu Zhe and Ai Yatou.
"The mountains here are exquisite. Although there are not many forests, the mountains are undulating, and there is a unique scenery." The leading martial artist said: "People say that the land is a place where outstanding people are born, and heroes are bound to be born."
Wu Zhe was listening and said in his heart, you are quite good at flattering.
"Is it okay to be a heroine?" Ai Yatou shouted with twinkling eyes.
"A heroine who can eat has been born." Wu Zhe joked.
Ai Yatou blushed. During the trip, she happily ate meat rolls and flatbreads every day, but she really felt that it was a bit too much.
Wu Zhe was worried that she would be too fat to marry when she arrived in her hometown.
Entering the mountains, the horse team moved much slower.
Wu Zhe looked at the surrounding environment. Although the scenery along the way is good, the trees are not dense, and the water source must be lacking. In a society dominated by agriculture, Qingling would naturally become Qi's relatively poor enemy.
"We're almost there." Wu Zhe tried to get Ai Yatou to talk.
Ai Yatou nodded excitedly: "There are still three or four miles to go. By the way, girl, you have profound energy, right? Can you fly over land like a knight? Take me home earlier!"
Wu Zhe thought about it, if he showed some flaws, it would be bad for these martial artists to see. He simply agreed to Ai Yatou, and said hello to the martial artists: "The mountain road is steep, you go slowly, and come to Xinfan Village to find us."
Then she pulled up Ai Yatou, clamped her waist, and jumped up with her profound energy.
Ai Yatou consciously guides the way. Wu Zhe took her to the distance.
Wu Zhe felt a little apprehensive about meeting his original parents, whom he had never met before.
They didn't know that at this time, Xinfan Village was about to fight with Neifan Village next door. (To be continued.)