Niu Fei Zai Xia

Chapter 411: Run away, run away, run away! Kidnap a little loli!

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"It's a bit simple." After spending about a cup of tea, Princess Yoyo finished dismantling Wulianhuan.

"Well, I already drank a cup of tea, it's pretty fast." Wu Zhe commented with a slight sarcasm: "How is it, is it fun?"

Of course, Wu Zhe was still surprised that Princess Yoyo's IQ surpassed that of a five-year-old.

"This is a little fun, it's not that big of a deal." Princess Youyou threw Wulianhuan on the table with a proud look.

But she didn't throw it casually, but put it on the table a little lightly, obviously not as indifferent as she said.

"Try this." Wu Zhe took out another Jiulianhuan.

From five to nine, although the overall idea remains the same, the difficulty factor has increased sharply.

Princess Yoyo started to toss about the Nine Rings again.

It took Princess Youyou half an hour to remove all nine rings.

She grasped the part of the nine-linked sword that was out of the ring, and excitedly showed it off in front of Wu Zhe.

Wu Zhe was just surprised at her strong perseverance.

Not to mention that the wisdom is far beyond his age, but the perseverance to persevere is admirable. For beginners, the dismantling of Jiulianhuan is very time-consuming, at least I couldn't make it to the end when I was young. Princess Yoyo not only completed it in a short period of time, but also needed perseverance.

"..." Princess Yoyo burped after drinking the tea, and just about to speak, she covered her mouth suddenly.

She noticed her faux pas.

Wu Zhe didn't use words to tease her, but took out another toy from the bag: "Look at this, jigsaw puzzle. Can you spell out these patterns?"

"Cut the square board into seven boards?" Princess Yoyo looked at it curiously, and then compared a piece of paper with various patterns handed over: "Can this square board spell out the pictures on the paper?"

"That's right, this is a rabbit, this is a tiger, this is a fox, this is a farmer, this is a snake..." Wu Zhe pointed to the drawing.

These patterns are all made out of jigsaw puzzles, a manifestation of ancient Chinese wisdom.

Wu Zhe demonstrated it to her, and it was unexpected that a square board could be disassembled into seven pieces to produce such a variety of patterns. Princess Yoyo's eyes widened.

Wu Zhe also promised: "Every time you spell out one, I will tell you a story."

"Really?" Princess Yoyo had completely forgotten about her reserved performance, and began to quickly try to piece together the patterns.

Her performance was very good. She was blindfolded and put together in the first few times, but she soon realized that something was wrong. Stare at the pattern for a moment. Then start to put together the jigsaw puzzle.

Since then. It's much better than a puzzle, and it's almost done in one go.

This little loli has an IQ of at least 180! Wu Zhe praised in his heart. If I didn't have the evolutionary body to help me, I'm afraid I would feel a little guilty when I met her.

"Okay!" Princess Yoyo put together one. He looked up at Wu Zhe happily.

Tell me a story, tell me a story. The big eyes are full of anticipation.

On weekdays, everyone else took the initiative to tell stories to her, and this was the first time someone told a story in the form of a reward, especially Princess Yoyo earned the story reward with her own efforts, this kind of joy is irreplaceable.

"Okay, what you spelled is the rabbit and the farmer, and I will tell you the story of waiting for the rabbit." Wu Zhe began to tell a fable.

Although this story is very old-fashioned in another world, it is a wonderful and charming fable for the appreciation level of this era and the age of Princess Yoyo.

"In the end, the farmer who waited for the rabbit by the tree was starved and fainted, and he didn't wait for another chance for a rabbit to hit the tree... Okay, I've made it." Wu Zhe put his hand on the drawing paper again. refer to.

Princess Youyou, who had heard the story, quickly started to put together other patterns.

Soon, the shape of a snake was born in her jigsaw puzzle structure.

Princess Yoyo excitedly raised her head, blinking her eyes at Wu Zhe.

If she had a puppy tail, she'd be wagging and wagging behind her ass.

"Well, let's talk about the fable of the farmer and the snake."

Princess Yoyo puts together a jigsaw puzzle again.

"Okay, next is the story of the fox pretending to be the tiger."

Within an hour, Wu Zhe told ten stories.

"Next, this toy is a Luban lock."

Wu Zhe took out a dozen wooden wedges.

This toy is composed of a special wooden structure, and several pieces can be fixed together without nails by interlocking.

As soon as Wu Zhe made a demonstration, the little princess was dumbfounded.

"It's amazing! Can it be fixed without nails? It looks like it's snapped together." Princess Yoyo exclaimed for the first time.

This did not surprise her.

"Do you want to be a little carpenter? You can try it yourself." Wu Zhe even took out a few wooden boards and asked Princess Yoyo to try to build furniture by herself.

She couldn't believe it, and pointed to these pieces of wood and said, "Huh? Let me build furniture? Can it be done?"

"Of course." Wu Zhe patted his chest and assured: "The materials I provided can definitely be done, the key is whether you can combine these materials flexibly."

The Luban lock provided by Wu Zhe is no longer just a toy for children in ancient China, but an enhanced version that incorporates Lego features on the basis of a single-joint occlusal lock.

Princess Yoyo began to try to combine the materials of these wooden toys.

Wu Zhe began to cooperate and study together.

This time, Princess Yoyo did not refuse to cooperate, and no longer accentuated her ability to read. Because many parts cannot be assembled by one person, and sometimes need the help of another person to fit the mouth.

In less than half an hour, the two completed their first work.

A wooden chair!

Although it is the roughest wooden chair, Princess Yoyo is also very happy.

Sweating all over her face, she carefully raised the corner of her skirt and sat on it without wiping it off.

At first she didn't dare to use too much force, but when she realized that she could sit firmly, she raised her legs and giggled.

This is a little loli, Wu Zhe watched her having fun on the first toy creation with satisfaction.

"Aren't you thirsty?" Wu Zhe asked.

"Ah?" Princess Yoyo saw Wu Zhe handing over a teapot.

Not a teacup. Instead, he handed over the whole teapot.

Wu Zhe is like a big bad wolf wagging its tail, instigating the little lady to destroy her self-restraint: "Drink directly from the spout, it's not hot anymore."

Princess Yoyo hesitated.

Since she was a child, she received a high-level and standardized education, which made her develop the habits of a lady.

"Don't you dare?" Wu Zhe's joking words became the catalyst.

Fueled by Princess Youyou's excitement, she grabbed the teapot casually and poured tea without thinking about pouring tea in a ladylike style, and poured tea directly at the spout of the pot.

She gulped down the tea in one gulp.

A stomach full of coolness, this has never been felt before.

In my childhood impression, I have never drank such cold water. Because the medical officer said that he was weak and could not eat anything that was not warm.

Princess Yoyo slowly put down the kettle from her mouth.

Feeling the coolness in the abdomen, a different emotion began to emerge.

It seems to be between lifting and lowering the kettle. When she was young, she had a little psychological change.

Wu Zhe smiled as Princess Yoyo drank water from the spout of the teapot without any ladylike demeanor.

"Okay! You dare to step out of the first step of the restriction. I dare to take you out of the biggest step beyond the restriction." Wu Zhe shook his tail and seduced the little Lolita: "You know what it means to run wild and run wild?" ?"

"Ah?" Princess Yoyo didn't understand at all.

Wu Zhe smiled and pointed to the outside: "I'll take you out of the palace!"

"Ah—?" Princess Yoyo opened her mouth wide, completely stunned.

Leaving the palace

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The elder son and the old man who was sadly looking out from the hidden place outside the window were still discussing in a low voice.

"Master, Xiao Ruoyao has already made such good progress in getting along with each other. Why do you still say no?"

"Although Miss Xiao has temporarily won the harmony of her sister with these novelty toys, it is only for a while." The prince said in a deep voice: "According to her intention, everything in our palace is her shackles."

"At that time, she was discussing with King Qi and Concubine Qi, and the old man vaguely guessed what she meant." The old man in Beiqiu speculated: "She means that the reason Princess Youyou doesn't like to get along with people is not because of aging disease, but because of the old man in the palace. A kind of imprisonment?"

"That's right. Although I don't completely agree with it, it is undeniable that Miss Xiao's statement is reasonable." The prince hesitated and said, "It's just that her suggestion is too much..."

Thinking of Xiao Ruoyao's strategy, the elder son and the old man of Beiqiu both felt that they were not only greatly disturbed, but almost to the point of being frightened.

At this time, the sad autumn old man suddenly turned his head.

It was King Qi and Concubine Qi walking slowly behind them.

"How long has it been since I saw her so happy?" Concubine Qi said happily.

King Qi is not optimistic: "It's just that this is temporary? As Xiao Ruoyao said before, I'm afraid Yoyo's knot is not that simple. When she gets tired of playing with these toys, she will read books by herself again, He doesn't respond to others."

Princess Yoyo's precocity beyond her age made everyone more worried than her illness.

Although there is no psychology in this world, a child who doesn't even cry, and doesn't even act like a baby to his parents, is already a problem for anyone.

"Xiao Ruoyao is right. Xiao Youyou's illness is not the whole reason for her precocious mind." Concubine Qi frowned beautifully and said: "Husband, child, we did put her in a cage in the past."

King Qi sighed: "Then now, you have opened the cage door. And Xiao Ruoyao will take this canary out."

The prince cupped his hands and said: "Father, mother, I always feel that Miss Xiao's plan is too bold."

King Qi shook his head: "If you can make your sister happy, then it's up to you to decide the strategy."

"My child has self-knowledge." The son said helplessly.

Concubine Qi smiled and said: "So let Xiao Ruoyao do it. This girl may bring surprises."

It's just that she smiled a little forcedly, obviously very worried.

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Leaving the palace.

This sentence is so concise that anyone can understand what it means.

But basically everyone knows what consequences this behavior will lead to.

certainly. For a little guy like Princess Yoyo, it's uncertain whether he can fully realize it. Although she has a really high IQ.

"Okay, don't hesitate." Wu Zhe picked up Princess Yoyo and stuffed it very rudely into the bag.

I just filled a lot of large bags made of wooden materials, which can hold Princess Yoyo in a whole.

"Hey?" Princess Yoyo just let out a surprise, but didn't call for help.

The small and thin body was put into the bag, and Wu Zhe even pressed her somewhat gray-haired head unceremoniously, and stuffed her completely into the bag.

Tie the bag casually, Wu Zhe carried the bag containing Princess Youyou on his back, smiled and walked out.

so light. Wu Zhe cried out in his heart.

This is not just due to the increase in physical fitness. There is also the reason why Princess Youyou is sick and weak.

Wu Zhe said as he walked, "I'll carry you out of the palace on my back. If you feel bored, just poke me."

There was no echo from the bag.

Wu Zhe didn't use his profound energy to suppress her voice, and he didn't even restrain his body. That is to say, Princess Yoyo was carried away without violence and coercion. Uh, it should be said that she was kidnapped out of the palace.

Don't talk about struggling, Princess Yoyo. Not even a cry for help.

Even when defending through various palace gates. Even heard the guard's voice. She was silent in the bag.

King Qi and the others, who had been following cautiously in the distance, looked at each other and sighed secretly.

It seems that Xiao Ruoyao's judgment is correct. Unexpectedly, Yoyo was really bored by this palace growing up environment...!

King Qi and the others began to ponder over each other. If I were myself, would I still be willing to stay in the palace honestly and dutifully after suffering from aging

Although he is pampered every day, the medicine jar is always in his mouth, even to the point of eating tonics as food.

No one knows how this strange disease of aging will develop or whether it will suddenly intensify.

Even if she was a child, she would worry. Sick children are more sensitive than anyone else, and they know the preciousness of life better than anyone else.

I'm afraid that she will feel fear in her heart, maybe one day she will be too old to walk, or even one day she will die suddenly and suddenly.

When King Qi and the others thought of this, they couldn't help feeling sad. The wealth of the whole country can't cure Princess Youyou's aging disease, causing pain like a thorn in his heart.

Because of King Qi's greeting, even though the bag Wu Zhe was carrying was clearly filled with a child, he still left Qi Nei Palace smoothly all the way.

Princess Yoyo was quiet in the bag. If it wasn't for the strong sensitivity of the evolutionary body, she knew that everything was normal, otherwise she would have wondered if she was smothered to death in the bag.

Standing on the street, Wu Zhe felt refreshed, this is the abduction of the official exemption. Although she only kidnapped a terminally ill little loli, she is still the jewel of a country comparable to a princess.

Wu Zhe threw some money at the street vendors and bought some children's clothes and fabrics, as well as some pens and ink supplies, and found an inn with a big bag on his back.

"Come out." Wu Zhe untied the bag.

Princess Youyou felt that the bag was loose, and popped her head out: "Bold, how dare you abduct this princess."

Wu Zhe pulled his face down: "Come on less! You didn't call for help in front, what are you pretending to be honest now? Do you believe that I will beat you?"

"How dare you?!" Princess Yoyo stared at him immediately: "Be careful to destroy your three clans!"

Wu Zhe sneered: "Cut, still destroy my three clans? Since you dare to abduct you, are you still worried about this?"

"As the suzerain's direct disciple, abducting the princess out of the palace is not a small crime."

"Don't worry about it, anyway, take care of yourself now and look around."

Princess Yoyo bit her lips slightly, and began to look around.

"This is the first time you've seen this kind of environment?" Wu Zhe asked with a smile.

"What kind of poor place?" Princess Youyou raised her neck and looked dismissively.

But in fact, her bright black eyes rolled around, curiously looking at the environment of the guest room.

"Inn, one tael of silver per day." Wu Zhe said.

Princess Yoyo has no concept of silver.

"Go over there and have a look, the civilian street is outside." Wu Zhe pointed to the window.

"What's interesting." Princess Youyou snorted, but moved towards the window.

When she got to the window, she was not tall enough. She leaned on the window and tried her best to stand on tiptoe, but the level of her eyes was still not higher than the window sill.

Wu Zhe came over with a small stool.

"..." Princess Youyou took a look at Wu Zhe, but she didn't say thank you words with her small mouth. She just slowly stepped on the small bench with a reddish face.

But when her eyes were about to cross the window sill, she lowered her waist again, as if she was afraid of something.

After taking two deep breaths, little Loli took advantage of the height of the bench to lean on the window sill and look out.

This is the top third floor of the inn, with a wide view looking down.

Due to childhood illness and special status, she has never seen the usual scene on the street.

Occasionally, one or two outings are surrounded by guards, peeping through the windows of the carriage.

What I saw at that time was the scene of the closed street, which was completely different from this time.

Now is the normal scene of Qidu.

On the criss-crossing streets of Dongdajie, there are many shops with signs and signs, pedestrians come and go, peddlers hawk along the street, and children play and chase.

Princess Yoyo's small mouth seemed to be slightly open, and she stared at this novel street with rounded eyes.

It took enough time to watch a cup of tea, but little Lolita couldn't get enough of it.

"Okay, come down, I'll take you out for a walk on the street." Wu Zhe patted her on the shoulder.

Princess Yoyo shook her shoulders, obviously startled by Wu Zhe's slap.

She was so engrossed.

After reacting, Princess Yoyo asked in surprise, "Can I go to the street?"

"It's ok, I just need to change clothes and make up a little bit." Wu Zhe laughed.

Wu Zhe closed the window, took off the gorgeous clothes on Princess Youyou, and changed into the clothes he bought temporarily.

Although she was still wearing obscene clothes, the little Lolita's thin body was still exposed, making her heartache. There are also aging wrinkles in the shoulders and elbows, which makes people worry when they look at it.

After changing into ordinary children's clothes, Wu Zhe dipped some ink with a brush to dye Yoyo's sideburns.

Because of her aging, the color of her hair is gray, which is a bit glaring.

After adding some ink and dyeing it, it got better. If you don’t think about it first, you can’t see the problem for a while. Then wrap a calico scarf around her head, and the problem will not be too big.

On the outside, Princess Yoyo has turned into a little girl from a commoner family. . )

ps: This chapter is a two-in-one chapter!