[Thank you "Shanshan" mm*** for your support! In fact, I know you are a male "**"! But as I said, I'm ***, okay? So what, my dinosaur sister fell in love with you... What should I do? Hehe, just kidding, keep going! Keep asking ***!]
Liu Yihua was stunned when he felt the silence around him, and finally realized that he had a speech problem! Damn, what I said... really rogue! But I didn't do it on purpose, okay
"Hahaha..." The surrounding students finally burst out laughing after being quiet for a while.
"Brother, you are awesome..." Several male students praised and joked.
"What a hooligan, a scum..." The female classmates obviously didn't give Liu Yihua face.
Liu Yihua was a little ashamed at this moment. Damn, shame on me! what to do? Get out of the way. Go to the back and queue up.
At this time, a dinosaur sister suddenly pushed Liu Yihua and said, "Hey, get out of the way, why did you take my place? I was queuing here just now." .
Liu Yihua is angry, aren't you adding fuel to the fire? Originally, I was a little ashamed and became angry from embarrassment. You still talk to me so viciously? "Grandma" and "Grandma" are being called hooligans, so why not just be hooligans.
Coughing, Liu Yihua smiled and said, "Beauty, what's the matter? This is your place? Do you have any proof?" Liu Yihua knew that the dinosaur sister probably had something to do, maybe it was urgent to pee. But according to the logic, you should queue up at the end after you pee and come back, right? Unless there is a companion in the original team, if you want to "insert" back into the team, it will definitely not comply with the rules.
Of course, the dinosaur sister really has a companion, but just now Liu Yihua "plugged" in front or "plugged" in the back... "plugged" ran away! Of course Liu Yihua doesn't know about this, now that so many people are watching, Liu Yihua can't back down, otherwise he will lose his life if he slips away in a desperate manner!
"Evidence? My classmate is here... well, where did it go?" The dinosaur sister found out that her classmate had disappeared.
Liu Yihua proudly said: "No evidence? Let's go, I don't have the same knowledge as you." Liu Yihua thought nonsense, where is the evidence in line
Who knew that the dinosaur sister was quick-witted, pointing to a brick in front of Liu Yihua and said: "This is the proof, I used this brick to occupy the space, now please leave the place I occupied immediately!" Proud, and the tone of his speech is undoubtedly triumphant.
Liu Yihua was dumbfounded for a moment, and then sprayed: "Damn, you can do it too?" Liu Yihua really didn't expect this dinosaur sister to be so cute and invincible.
"Why not? Look at the marks I made on this brick! Please comment on it!" After speaking, the dinosaur girl bent down to pick up the brick, and quickly drew a mark with her nail clippers.
"Wow, there is really a mark. Rogue classmate, I have evidence, I think you should step aside?" Several female students booed.
Liu Yihua was dizzy with anger, and said with a smile, "I'm really convinced, even if you put this brick, but you think you threw such a broken brick here, this place is yours?" Of course Liu Yihua has to bite the bullet now Then, if you lose at this time, you will be laughed to death.
Dinosaur mm frowned and smiled triumphantly when she saw people cheering, and then said: "Boy, I have put this brick here for 3 months, so it is naturally my territory! Why? You still not leaving? Not convinced ?” Of course the dinosaur sister is messing around, but she is a girl, so what if she is unreasonable
Liu Yihua looked around at the classmates who were gloating about other people's misfortune and the proud dinosaur sister, who became popular! He curled his lips and roared viciously: "Grandma, you just put a broken brick in this place for a few months and occupied it? I've been trampling on the earth under my feet for almost twenty years, and I don't even know it now." Dare to say it's mine!"
Well!
Silence all around! Then laugh! What Liu Yihua said made the students who were queuing up burst into laughter. Several girls who drank milk spit up their milk! The classmates who had snacks sprayed it! Anyway, the scene was full of people turning their backs on their backs.
"You... bully people! I'll go find my brother... woo woo..." Seeing that everyone was laughing, the dinosaur girl ran out with her face covered in tears!
Seeing Liu Yihua arguing with others, Wang Yuling, Liu Meiyan, Ren Xin, and Zhao Feiyan all came to see what happened. They didn't expect Liu Yihua to tell such a classic joke, which made them laugh all over the place.
Liu Yihua himself laughed so hard that he was about to cry. He glanced around the scene, spitting at the back of Sister Dinosaur regardless of his appearance, and then said in embarrassment: "Little girl, how dare you mess with me? I'll give you a slap in the face!"
After the episode just now, the beauties discovered some cute, invincible, powerful and domineering aspects of Liu Yihua. Couldn't Liu Yihua's performance just now make the girls' hearts flutter
Of course, none of the girls felt that Liu Yihua was a hooligan! Yes, it was wrong for Liu Yihua to "jump" the line, but there is something wrong with the girl who was "jumped" and the dinosaur sister who took up the position, right? Shouldn't people be a little gentler in getting along with each other? Do you expect Liu Yihua to let others bully you when you are so aggressive and domineering? Liu Yihua mean? That is the upright director of the Public Security Bureau!
"Cousin, you were so good just now!" Ren Xin was even more excited about her brother's performance, and she was very proud now.
Of course, Wang Yuling doesn't care whether Liu Yihua is right or wrong. In Wang Yuling's heart, her brother-in-law Liu Yihua is the most powerful person in the world! Seeing many people look at Liu Yihua with admiration and admiration, Wang Yuling's eyes are full of little stars. Brother-in-law, I love you! Brother-in-law, I adore you!
Liu Yihua kept a low profile after this tossing. He didn't say a word, lined up obediently, and ran back quickly after receiving five admission tickets. Then he handed it to Zhao Feiyan angrily and said: "Here! I killed you! Really, if you can ask for a VIP ticket, you can't ask for an admission ticket?" No matter what, Liu Yihua has experienced a series of embarrassments just now. Before he knew it, he put the blame on Zhao Feiyan and decided to spank her tonight!
Zhao Feiyan said aggrievedly: "Brother-in-law Yi Hua, of course I can get admission tickets with my seniors. However, VIP tickets are not for everyone, admission tickets are for us, if we want VIP tickets At the same time, I don’t even bother to get the admission ticket by myself, so what will my senior think?”
Liu Yihua was taken aback for a moment, and then said to Zhao Feiyan seriously: "Thank you, I should have used more complicated thinking to think about this problem just now. Hehe, it seems that people become naive after they arrive at school. I have to pay attention to this in the future .”
After Zhao Feiyan's reminder, Liu Yihua was really shocked! What's wrong with me? How could he ignore such a simple truth? I am a person in the officialdom. When Zhao Feiyan said this just now, Liu Yihua immediately thought about it from the perspective of the officialdom, and he knew that what Zhao Feiyan did was completely correct.
"Brother-in-law, you don't have to be so polite to me?" Zhao Feiyan felt that Liu Yihua was a bit strange now. Just now he was no different from college students, but now it seems that he has suddenly become mature and stable. Is this changing too fast
Liu Meiyan also looked at Liu Yihua with strange eyes, her younger brother has really grown up, he was always joking before, but now it's completely different! The maturity and calmness shown by Liu Yihua just now made Liu Meiyan obsessed for a while.
Ren Xin also felt that the change in her cousin's expression was too weird just now, but she didn't think much about it. No matter how the cousin changes, he is still her cousin.
Suddenly, Wang Yuling's face changed and said: "Brother-in-law, there seems to be a group of people who are against us..."
Liu Yihua turned his head, looked at him and said with a smile, "Damn, sister Dinosaur really brought someone here for revenge? Oh, before she left, she said to find her brother? It seems that her brother brought someone here? Well, why does it look familiar? Yu Ling, look..." Liu Yihua is now confident that her eyesight is much better than Wang Yuling, Zhao Feiyan, Liu Meiyan, and Ren Xin.
Wang Yuling sneered and said, "Brother-in-law, I know that villain, dare to come and provoke us? He really doesn't know what to do!" Those who are close to red are red, those who are close to ink are black... Wang Yuling is slowly becoming a little bit rampant now. Of course, this was all poisoned by Liu Yihua.
Liu Yihua crossed his arms and said, "Little rascal? If he dares to cause trouble, we will kill him today!" What is Liu Yihua afraid of? How could the founder of our country's first special forces be afraid of a group of hooligans
Liu Meiyan didn't know that classmate Liu Yihua's combat index was very high now, so she pulled Liu Yihua nervously and said, "Brother, don't be brave, there are many people on the other side. Let's... let's go first? Go out and find ***." In fact, Liu Yihua is* **OK? It's a pity that he is alone now.
Zhao Feiyan also suggested: "Brother-in-law, a good man doesn't suffer from immediate losses. I know you are very good at fighting, but we don't need to make unnecessary sacrifices. Let's avoid it for a while and go out to find the police to solve it." Zhao Feiyan said this very well. Liu Yihua lost face. With these words, it doesn't matter even if Liu Yihua fled in despair. Because classmate Liu Yihua disdains to fight with punks, he is avoiding unnecessary sacrifices.
Liu Yihua smiled and said: "It's okay, why should we be afraid of these little thieves? Let's see the show later!"
At this time, the group of people had already walked over, and the dinosaur sister finally rolled to Liu Yihua, pointed at Liu Yihua and shouted: "Brother, he is the one who bullies me!". She was followed by a group of male students, but they looked like gangsters.
Liu Yihua stood in front of the girls and looked at the group of guys in front of him with a sneer.
The elder brother of Dinosaur Meimei stepped forward and pointed at Liu Yihua, "Is it you? Is it you who bullied my sister?"
Liu Yihua shook his head and smiled, "Comrade little bastard, I didn't bully her! It was your sister who bullied me, okay?"
Liu Yihua is a reasonable person, even if you want to start a fight, you have to wait for the opponent to do it, right? In that case, if you fight back yourself, it will be a legitimate self-defense, isn't it? As the people's police, we must enforce the law in a civilized manner!
The elder brother of the dinosaur sister said angrily: "Boy, you dare to spitting blood! My sister said you bullied her... You just bullied her! If you don't have it! What do you think? If you are sincere, I might as well let you go today." !"
There are too many students around, Brother Dinosaur thinks that if it seems impossible to repair Liu Yihua in front of so many people, then let this kid lose money!
Liu Yihua put his arms around his shoulders and looked at the dinosaur sister jokingly: "Ah, beauty, I bullied you... how do you want to make it up?" Liu Yihua found that the dinosaur sister was actually very cute. A combination of talents in several respects.
Dinosaur sister is infinitely shy: "I... people don't want to do anything to you! You bully me... you have to be responsible for me! You can't start messing with me and end up abandoning me, can you?" God, Liu Yihua's eyes are really poisonous, this The girl is really lacking in emotion! Even if you fell in love with Liu Yihua at first sight, you can't say that, can you
As soon as Sister Dinosaur said this, the people around were dumbfounded for a while and almost burst into laughter. In the end, a few of them couldn't hold back or sprayed.
"Sister, what are you doing? It's embarrassing! Hurry up and ask for money to compensate..." Brother Dinosaur was very helpless, his sister was very good at studying, and her emotional intelligence was not ordinary.
Liu Yihua didn't laugh, she wanted to cry! I almost threw up! He reacted and shouted loudly, "Bah! You, a dead shemale, still want to plot against me? Go back to Mars, you!" Liu Yihua is not a cruel person, but he is not a person when he is cruel! If this dinosaur sister speaks kindly, maybe Liu Yihua will be more polite and recognize a friend, but you let your brother forcefully "molest" me? If you don't scold you, who will you scold
"Wow..." The dinosaur sister immediately opened her mouth wide and cried loudly!
Brother Dinosaur quit! With a wave of his hand, he said, "Brothers, come on! Teach this ignorant brat a lesson!" How dare you insult your sister like this? Brother Dinosaur couldn't take it anymore and ignored the onlookers around him, so he didn't stop doing anything, so he just abolished Liu Yihua!
Brother Dinosaur gave an order, huh, huh, huh... a circle of punks rushed up!
Liu Yihua made a chic pose and shouted, "Come on! I'm going to show my skills today!"
Miss Xiaoqun saw Liu Hua alone facing so many hooligans and shouted anxiously: "Brother, come back quickly..."
Wang Yuling held Liu Meiyan's arm tightly with one hand, tried to stabilize his mind and said: "Miss Xiaoqun, don't worry, I heard from my sister that my brother-in-law is very good, so he should be fine!"
"Cousin, come on... If you can't beat it... just run!" Although Ren Xin was worried about her brother, she had a different way of thinking and shouted the extremely correct words of running if she couldn't beat her.
Liu Yihua didn't care about this, he had already rushed into the crowd! Nima, fell in love with the dinosaur sister... Liu Yihua felt that he was very angry! To beat people to get rid of the fire! ………………………………………………………….. . ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... . .. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ***: Revised the first 3 chapters overnight yesterday. By 9am! In order to get rid of jet lag and white hair, I continued to stay awake and write until 11:00 noon. Damn, I can’t do it, I’m going to sleep. 3 more today. Keep asking ***!