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After all, Liu Yihua is a man of two lifetimes. To put it bluntly, Comrade Liu Yihua must have seen more "sexy" underwear than all women in the world! All want to be "sexy"! Everything is trendy! So Comrade Liu Yihua just felt a little blushed when he held the sanitary napkin in his hand.
But waitresses in lingerie shops are different! Since the opening here, she has never met a man who can hold a pack of sanitary napkins like Liu Yihua and ask about the quality of the sanitary napkins!
God, how to answer this? Can it be said that this sanitary napkin pad is very soft, comfortable, absorbent and dry in the woman's small garden
You can't say anything even if you beat this little sister to death! So, she is dumbfounded now!
Liu Yihua was also confused by others, Khan, it's the 80s now, okay? How could people of this age be so open? After thinking about the current situation, Liu Yihua felt different with this pack of sanitary napkins in his hand! Feel like a hot potato! It's not good to throw it away... It's hard to hold it in your hand!
Just when Liu Yihua was struggling and didn't know what to do... A person appeared to help Liu Yihua solve this problem! When Liu Yihua saw this woman walk in and stared at him in a daze, Liu Yihua quickly threw the sanitary napkin to the waitress, who was caught off guard and didn't pick it up... The pack of sanitary napkins rolled a few times and fell to the ground.
The big beautiful woman who walked in looked at the sanitary napkin on the ground...then raised her head and pointed at Liu Yihua and said, "You...you actually chased after me? I ran home and you still don't let the teacher go?"
Liu Yihua looked stupidly at the superb beauty in front of him who was angry at him, and then said with tongue-tied words: "This...beauty, oh, big sister, you...know me?"
Liu Yihua is a little strange, what is going on? Liu Yihua didn't know her at all. um, teacher? She seemed to say that she was a teacher just now? Could it be that this beautiful teacher has plans for herself? Liu Yihua became vigilant.
The beautiful teacher was even more angry when she saw Liu Yihua pretending to be "forced". She couldn't care less about her image. She stepped forward and stared at Liu Yihua viciously and said, "What? Pretend not to know me? Although I am a teacher in class one, You are from Class 5...but I still believe my eyes! Aren’t you very courageous? Don’t you do all kinds of evil? Aren’t you the school bully of No. 3 Middle School? A man dares to act bravely. People like you are rubbish !"
"I... Teacher, I think you really misunderstood the person..." Liu Yihua didn't know what to say, but he could see that the beautiful teacher in front of him hated him to the bone? Is there another student in this society who is exactly like me
The beautiful teacher was furious, she stepped forward and pointed at Liu Yihua's coat and said, "You are the only one in No. 3 Middle School! Is it imported from Hong Kong? You still brag about your relatives in Hong Kong every day! You gave it to me that day. Should I send a letter to scare me and threaten me? I recognize your wolf fur! Now you want to deny it? Don’t you think you are very capable?” Seeing that Liu Yihua’s arrogance was gone, the beautiful teacher began to teach Liu Yihua a lesson. This is not a school, this is her family's underwear shop, of course the beautiful teacher doesn't need to be afraid of Liu Yihua.
Liu Yihua is now completely sure that the beauty in front of her has mistaken her! He said aggrievedly: "That teacher, look at my clothes... ahem, there are many of the same clothes in this world, right? You must have admitted it wrong!" Liu Yihua fainted after finishing speaking. Khan, in this world, the clothes of the students are all the same, army green, and the style is very ugly. It is very, very difficult to find a set of clothes that are exactly the same as your own on the street! This is what Zhou Huijie from Hong Kong gave himself. what to do? What should I do if I can't explain clearly
Seeing Liu Yihua continue to deny, the beautiful teacher went crazy! She slapped the counter and said loudly: "Small sample, dare to do it! You have the guts to send me... a love letter... but you don't have the guts to admit it? Tell me, why did you dare to send me that... who ordered it? I can't tell today, so I'll tell you Call the police and arrest you! Well, I forgot to tell you that my brother is a policeman! How about it? Are you scared?"
Liu Yihua collapsed, not afraid, suffering! Forget it, let's take the blame! Otherwise, how to explain? Liu Yihua waved his hand to stop Xiaoyu and Xiaoqiu who were about to come forward, and said with a wry smile: "Well, teacher, what is your surname? Oh, it doesn't matter what your surname is... That is really a misunderstanding! What kind of love letter is actually lost, I am It was passed on to the students, but it was passed on to you... Hehe, even if it was passed on to the classmates, it is a bit of a prank, I am very pure. I hope the teacher will not be angry."
Liu Yihua thought to himself that it's really inexplicable that the buddy has carried the scapegoat. It's just that Liu Yihua's mind flashed when he saw this outrageously beautiful teacher, and thought that Li Tianfeng and the dinosaur brother Gao Xiaoqiu had fallen in love with a beautiful teacher...it must be him! If Liu Yihua didn't come up to protect her against crime, it's fine if she suffers a little bit of grievance now, it's considered serving the people.
The beautiful teacher was taken aback when she heard Liu Yihua's words, then looked at Liu Yihua in surprise and said mockingly: "Huh, you still know how to admit your mistake? This is really the sun coming out from the west! What is wrong? What prank? I can understand your dirty thoughts. Don't know? You are a notorious villain in the school! Although I haven't been in No. 3 Middle School for a long time, I have admired your name for a long time!"
"Teacher, I... I was confused for a while. Now I have deeply realized my mistakes and I am ready to start a new life. Give me a chance! Okay?" Liu Yihua sweated a little. No wonder this beautiful teacher recognized the wrong person. It turned out that she It didn't take long to come to school. That's it, the blame has been blamed, let's continue acting!
The beautiful teacher was stunned for a while, what... what happened to this school bully today? Why is it completely different from the legend? Could it be that Liu Yihua came to a great change? Really become a good person? Can Liu Yihua suddenly put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha and a good person? The beautiful teacher couldn't believe it! There must be some special reason, right? Thinking of this, the beautiful teacher began to look at Liu Yihua carefully.
Liu Yihua was hairy all over when he was seen by the beautiful teacher, but he could only stand there with a smirk and wait for his "teacher" to say goodbye.
"You... You came to buy sanitary napkins? You bastard, how many girls do you have to hurt before you give up? Ah? You don't study hard at school and go up every day to buy sanitary napkins here? I thought you really got better, It turns out that dogs can't change eating shit!"
As soon as the beautiful teacher looked down, she saw the sanitary napkin that had fallen on the ground, and then looked at the embarrassing service lady beside her, and knew that Liu Yihua should have bought the sanitary napkin!
A man, a student, came to buy sanitary napkins? The beautiful teacher is really angry! What does this mean? This means that Liu Yihua doesn't know where to harm his little sister! I don't care about you harming my little sister, but while you continue to do evil and harm other people's little sister, you still put on airs in front of yourself and say you want to be a new person... Aren't you insulting me? Therefore, the beautiful teacher is very angry, very angry!
Liu Yihua was in a hurry, and quickly explained: "This... Teacher, listen to me, this sanitary napkin is not what I want to buy..."
"Stop! I don't believe your words anymore! Xiaoping, is this sanitary napkin what he wanted?" The beautiful teacher actually knew the service lady in the underwear shop. Of course, the lingerie shop is hers.
Liu Yihua quickly gave Xiaoping a begging look, but the little girl was very sincere and said truthfully: "Mr. Mei, he wants it, but..."
Teacher Mei interrupted Xiaoping with a wave of her hand, and said to Liu Yihua with a cold snort: "How is it? What else do you have to say now? You still want to get away with it? This store is opened by my family. Do you think you can fool me?"
"Teacher, you really misunderstood. That's right, it's my sister who wants to buy sanitary napkins... I accompanied her here. Really teacher, I dare not lie, I really decided to start a new life!"
Liu Yihua has completely resigned to his fate, okay, I'm an asshole, okay
"Mr. Mei Ruohua, your sister-in-law, I'm just opening the door for business. It's good for you to come and teach my customers a lesson? Customers are God, do you know that?" The sexy, plump lady boss came over and patted her gently. Teacher Mei said.
"Hehe, you are Ruohua's student? Thank you for taking care of our business. Your teacher Mei has such a temper, don't blame her." The proprietress then turned her head and smiled at Liu Yihua. In any case, Liu Yihua and Wang Yuling are both customers, and she does not allow customers to be harassed in this store.
"Sister-in-law, you don't know how badass this little bastard is! A few days ago, one of the most beautiful female students in our school gave him that...that, and the other students were going to die. I ran home because of this matter." Evacuation. Look at this bastard who doesn’t care about people’s life and death. What to buy here...Sanitary napkins? Sister-in-law, can I not be angry when I see such a beast student?” Mei Ruohua was really angry, so she didn’t give Liu Yihua any To save face, he sued Liu Yihua's crimes to his sister-in-law. Of course, she didn't know that Liu Yihua was wronged.
Raised a female classmate? God, Liu Yihua wants to hit the wall! This is really the best black pot! He wants to cry but has no tears.
"What's the matter, Mr. Mei? My elder brother invited you to dinner at night and you said that you want to train... but the training came here? Haha, with a little boy? Your vision is too bad, right? Even if you want to find ducks, there is no need to find them." Such a wood turtle duck?"
A group of guys in suits and leather shoes with sunglasses and cigarettes in their mouths barged in. The leader pointed at Mei Ruohua and Liu Yihua with cynicism.
Mei Ruohua was taken aback for a moment, and then said angrily, "You...following me?"
"It can be said like this. But it should be more appropriate to call it: personal protection! Our elder brother is afraid that you will have an accident. Where can Mr. Mei go without a man thinking about her beauty? Kid, how dare you plan on our sister-in-law? Do you not want to live anymore? "After the leader finished speaking, he pointed at Liu Yihua aggressively.
Liu Yihua said in his heart.
Mei Ruohua gritted her teeth and said: "It's illegal for you to follow me! Don't think I dare not sue you! Also, this is my classmate, he has nothing to do with this matter. Besides, it doesn't matter if we are related Your business!"
After Mei Ruohua finished speaking, she looked at the stupid Liu Yihua angrily, thinking that this guy is really unlucky, why did he provoke these local hooligans in the capital out of thin air? Mei Ruohua wished to send Liu Yihua to him, so that he could suffer a little. However, Liu Yihua is a student after all, as a teacher Mei Ruohua must protect the students!
"Look, tell the truth, right? Is it really your duckling? Teacher Mei, what do you think will happen to the man who robbed our elder brother of a woman?" The leader of the gangster stepped forward and stared at Liu Yihua with a sneer, like That momentum was very scary.
But Liu Yihua didn't seem to feel anything, and stood there with a calm expression, as if he was frightened out of his wits
Mei Ruohua pushed the desperate Liu Yihua away, then stood in front of Liu Yihua and pointed at the group of hooligans and said sharply: "Come at me if you have the ability! Don't scare my students!" At this moment, Liu Yihua's In his eyes, Mei Ruohua's figure became infinitely taller! Damn, where can I find such a good teacher
"Why, Teacher Mei must be covering your little duck student?" The hooligan leader looked at Mei Ruohua in front of him, and said coldly.
"That's right! He's my student, and I'm his teacher. Shouldn't I cover him up? If you have the ability, come at me! I don't believe you dare to do anything to me! Your eldest brother is the son of the deputy mayor. What's the matter? Could it be that the capital city has become the world of you ruffians? Come on, kill me if you have the guts!"
Mei Ruohua went all out! When dealing with hooligans, don't be weak! Hooligans are all things that bully the weak and fear the strong, maybe these guys will have scruples once they explode. Anyway, let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!
"You... good! Teacher Mei is really good. Don't tell me, I really don't dare to do anything to you. I don't have the guts to kill you. I could have disfigured you... But you are my elder brother's favorite It’s not going to work for a woman like you.” The hooligan leader clasped his hands tightly as if he was in a difficult situation.
Mei Ruohua was covered in cold sweat now, wondering if they were scared? Probably
Liu Yihua sneered in his heart, took a step forward, and stood in front of Mei Ruohua. Liu Yihua knew that it was impossible for these guys to be scared away by Mei Ruohua's words like this. Hooligans, no two brushes dare to call themselves hooligans? Just because they didn't dare to attack Mei Ruohua doesn't mean they didn't dare to attack others! Well, Liu Yihua wanted to defend himself again.
Sure enough, the hooligan leader was "difficult" for a while and then suddenly laughed: "Haha, there is a solution! I dare not touch Teacher Mei, but can I touch the shop here? This shop seems to have a lot of money, right? It's smashed!"
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