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Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, the start of the university is coming soon! Liu Yihua and the others pack up and get ready to go to school!
In the past few days, Li Yan has arrived in the capital ahead of schedule and is staying at the Zhenghua Hotel. What is the relationship between Li Yan and Liu Yihua in the future? Of course Wang Yuling and the others know. Therefore, Wang Yuling, Ren Xin, and Zhao Feiyan have tried every means to build a good relationship with Li Yan these days. This is necessary, after all, Li Yan and Liu Yihua are elementary school classmates. This kind of relationship built up since childhood is absolutely unbreakable!
Even Liu Yifei took time to visit Li Yan these days! In Li Yan's mind, people like Liu Yifei are the pride of heaven! Li Yan was a little cautious at first, but after Liu Yihua's persuasion, she gradually adapted to this big family.
Miss Xiaoqun is very happy to know that Li Yan is here! When I was young, Liu Yihua, Miss Xiaoqun, and Meiyan were all elementary school classmates! It's just that Liu Meiyan is one level higher than Liu Yihua and Li Yan.
Today is the first day of school, and Liu Meiyan came to accompany Liu Yihua and the others to go to college early in the morning. Arriving at the gate of Jinghua University and getting out of the car, Liu Yihua opened his arms and shouted: "Jingcheng University... I'm coming! Beauties, here I come!" Liu Yihua's roar was first passionate, then pornographic!
"Crazy...something's wrong!" Several female students were taken aback by Liu Yihua's sudden actions and shouts... This may lead to irregular menstruation or early menopause, so several students mm beat Liu Yihua without hesitation. Into the ranks of "abnormal human beings".
Liu Yihua rubbed his nose and muttered, "Damn! What's the air? Isn't it just a few freshmen? If it falls into Lao Tzu's hands, I will definitely "rape" you first and then kill... and then "rape" and then kill! Your mom won't even recognize you!"
"Yihua, what are you doing? You're not playing tricks on others, are you? Those female students are pretty, but... are they as good as them?" Liu Meiyan, who was behind her, saw Liu Yihua acting like a pig, and couldn't bear it. I can't stop expressing my opinion.
Classmate Liu coughed and said sternly, "Sister, from today onwards, we are college students! Since we are students, we should be more lively and optimistic! Alright, what kind of comprehensive reform office did you do for a month?" Director, are you addicted? Don't keep a straight face, okay?"
Li Yan stepped forward and said, "Okay, Yihua, let's keep a low profile. Let's go, today is the last day for freshmen to register, right? Let's hurry up."
Liu Yihua smiled and said, "Where? There is another day tomorrow
Woolen cloth! I have to go to Tsinghua University, Broadcasting Institute, and Film Academy to register tomorrow. "
Wang Yuling enviously said: "Yihua, you are really amazing! You can go to so many amazing schools... Then you must know a lot in the future."
Xiaoqun stuffed a bag in his hand to Liu Yihua and said, "Take it!
I think Yihua went to another school because he wanted to make more school girls... Do you think he really went to study? Besides, he is the number one student in the national college entrance examination, such a monster, what else does he need to learn? "
Wang Yuling, who has always been pure, looked at classmate Liu and said, "No way? Did you really go to so many schools just to pick up girls?"
Liu Yihua sneered and said, "Don't ask me! I'm a very pure "***"!"
All the girls gave Classmate Liu a supercilious look.
At this time, a manpower tricycle came by the side of the road: "Hey, classmate... Are you a freshman? Capital University is too big, you can't walk in, do you want to give you a ride?"
Liu Yihua fainted: "Master, you are already at this age, are we willing to take your car? There are so many of us, I'm afraid you will be exhausted.
Oh, here is 50 yuan, see that rustic little girl in front? Her family was in trouble, and it was difficult to get into the Capital University, so she wanted to come to the Capital University for a while! Take her around for 50 yuan! "
The uncle sighed and said: "Hey, this girl is so pitiful! Young man, you are a good person! Then I will take her to visit the Capital University! I can't afford to read, so I can visit the school."
Seeing the uncle leave, Liu Meiyan said strangely: "I said brother, when we arrived, the girl stood there and gave us a back view... You didn't go to say hello to him, how do you know that he has no money to study? You are too ridiculous Bar?"
Liu Yihua smirked and said, "I have supernatural powers! Haha, sister, it's actually not easy for me to see that uncle! Find an interface and give him 50 yuan... So, I just made up a random story."
Xiaoqun was stunned for a while, and saw the female farm student getting on the tricycle in the distance, and then looked back at Liu Yihua... It turned out to be an unusually pure and beautiful face, and even beauties like Liu Meiyan were taken aback.
Liu Yihua asked strangely: "What is my sister looking at in a daze?"
Xiaoqun turned her head and smiled softly: "Brother, you are really a good person!"
Classmate Liu said cheekily: "Everyone on Earth says that."
Li Yan murmured: "Good man... you can carry my bag too, it's very tiring."
Liu Yihua smiled bitterly and said to Wang Yuling, "Sister Xiaoyan, give me your bag too."
"My bag? No, I'm so tall and strong." Wang Yuling has done farm work at home and often carried 100 catties of fertilizer and grain. This bag is nothing.
Classmate Liu said with emotion: "In this world... there are still good people!"
When Xiaoqun heard the words, he gave Classmate Liu a hard look... Liu Yihua hurriedly said, "You two are female Bodhisattvas!"
After making the three girls happy, Liu Yihua frowned and said, "No way! Stop the taxi! How far is this going... Comrade Li Yan, come on!"
Li Yan smiled, took two steps, and waved to several taxis in the distance...
Suddenly there was a piercing sound of brakes... Liu Yihua turned around and smiled, "Damn, is this a taxi or a sports car? So loud?"
As soon as Liu Yihua finished speaking, an obscene voice sounded: "Junior girl, do you want to take a taxi? Is it a freshman registration? Can I take you there?"
Li Yan took a step back, frowned and did not speak.
At this moment, a greasy-faced dandy poked his head out of a Porsche and continued to shout: "Wow! So many beautiful schoolgirls? Junzi, why don't you get out of the car quickly and give up your seat to the schoolgirls?"
A small crew cut came out of the back seat with a smile, and made an inviting gesture: "Hello, girls... welcome to board the plane! This flight will take you around the campus of Beijing University... I am this time Brother Jun, the senior gigolo on the flight, princesses, please board the plane..."
Junzi's words are very effective!
In addition to giving Liu Yihua and the three girls goosebumps... the three beauties were scared and retreated behind Liu Yihua.
Classmate Liu raised his chest and said, "Gigiola, right? Thank you! Since you are so polite, I'll board the plane!"
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he took two large bags, and went to open the trunk carelessly, intending to put his luggage.
Junzi was dumbfounded for a while, and said: "You... who are you? Boy, we invited beautiful women, where did you come from?"
Liu Yihua patted the Porsche and said, "Are you taxis?"
Junzi said depressedly: "Have you ever seen a Porsche taxi with 3 million yuan?"
Liu Yihua slammed his fist hard on the back of the Porsche, and cursed: "F*ck, then we just waved for a taxi... Why are you driving here? Are you sincerely playing tricks on me?"
Well…
Junzi pointed at Liu Yihua... He didn't make a sound for a long time!
At this time, the dandy who was driving got out of the car with a dark face, and said viciously: "Where did the grandson come from, dare to entertain your uncle here? Kid, don't you want to live!"
Student Liu didn't expect to win the lottery on the first day he arrived at Capital University, and met the legendary "bad guy"... "Grandma" and "Grandma", since he is a student, he should be more savage! Didn't see the school fight rate is much higher than society
But before Liu Yihua could fight back... "Squeak", another famous car stopped beside Liu Yihua, and then a man wearing sunglasses and a "camouflage" short-sleeved T-shirt in the car shouted loudly: "What's wrong, Xiaobin?" , was bullied? Quack! You deserve it today!"
The greasy-faced noodle guy named Xiaobin turned his head and said flatteringly: "Brother Hu...it's you. Who dares to bully me? I just fell in love with some school girls and wanted to date...but this kid came out of nowhere to make trouble."
Brother Hu took a puff of his cigarette, and then threw the cigarette butt on the ground. He stomped on the cigarette butt with his huge military shoes viciously, and said disdainfully, "Outsider? Don't look at me and that bastard Xiaobin... But it's okay." You don’t want a country bumpkin from other places to bully our men in the capital! Get out of the way! The girls around you have taken a fancy to them, and I’ll take them to report! No one in Beijing University dare not give me brother Hu’s face!”
Xiaoqun behind him pulled Liu Yihua and said, "Brother, don't fuck! This is his territory... Besides, it's our first day here, so it's not good to make trouble."
When Liu Yihua heard the words, he glanced at Brother Hu, and said to Liu Meiyan, "Forget it, it's cheaper for them! Or I have to beat them up today!"
At this time, a taxi happened to finish class here, and Liu Yihua went over and said, "Master, let's go to Capital University to report, can you give us 10 yuan to take us there?"
The driver of the taxi was a female driver who looked very elegant, like a professor. She smiled and said, "Capital University? I am familiar with it the most! Let's go, get in the car, don't need 10 yuan, let me count 7 yuan for you."
Liu Yihua waved the three girls to get into the back seat of the car first, and was about to grab the two suitcases on the ground... when Brother Hu stepped on a suitcase with his right foot and said with a gloomy face, "Boy, are you deaf? I said I fell in love with those school girls, Brother Hu, and I want to make friends with them... Didn't you hear?"
Liu Yihua turned back and said: "Sister, he is looking for death, don't blame me for fighting. And don't come out later."
After classmate Liu finished speaking, he closed the car door with a bang, then turned around and smiled brightly at Brother Hu, then pointed to a beautiful woman in the back seat of Brother Hu's Hummer and said, "Brother Hu, right? That girl fell in love with him! Call her Come down and have fun with me!"
The beauty in the Hummer car was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and looked at Liu Yihua with interest, which meant that she was waiting to see Liu Yihua get beaten. Dare to tease Miss Ben? My big brother won't tear you up
Sure enough, after Brother Hu reacted, he roared angrily: "***, dare to molested my sister... See if I don't beat you to death! Ah..."
By the way, Brother Hu kicked Liu Yihua after explaining the scene!
But my right foot was about to kick that kid... Why did my left leg suddenly hurt, and then I flew out
The smiling face of the beautiful woman in the Humvee turned into astonishment in an instant... The reason was that my extremely powerful brother was kicked away by someone, and then hit the Humvee with a bang!
Liu Yihua moved for a while, pointed at Brother Hu on the ground and said contemptuously: "How dare you learn the name of the underworld brother? Pooh! It really disgraces the colorful society! And... it's you Hit me first? I'm just defending myself! By the way, I'm a law-abiding "****"!"
As soon as Classmate Liu finished speaking, a police car with its siren blared sped over, and a policeman got out of the car and said, "***... who is fighting here?"
As soon as Classmate Liu finished speaking, a police car with its siren blared sped over, and a policeman got out of the car and said, "***... who is fighting here?"
Liu Yihua sneered and said: "The police in the capital are very timely! They will be there in 10 seconds? How do I see that you have been parked opposite? Did you just watch the fun when I was beaten, and now you shouldn't be beaten... just drag me Is the siren in full swing?"
That policeman was caught in Liu Yihua's heart... He was extremely embarrassed, and then he said with a straight face: "Please don't talk nonsense, or I will sue you for defamation!"
Liu Yihua snorted coldly, folded his hands and turned his nostrils to the sky, and stopped talking.
Brother Hu rubbed his legs and stood up. The beautiful woman on the Humvee said with concern, "Brother? ... Are you at a loss?"
Brother Hu was beaten down in front of his younger sister. It was embarrassing enough. How dare he let his younger sister stand up for him? Although my sister is a little stronger than myself!
Liu Yihua folded his arms and waited for a while, then said strangely: "Oh, are you okay? Then I'm in a hurry, see you later."
The policeman watched Liu Yihua walking towards the taxi, and he couldn't stop him, so he asked, "Young Master Hu, what should we do? Do you want to arrest him?"
Before Huzi could speak, his sister snorted coldly: "Arrest people? Just rely on you? If you can't beat them, then arrest them? What kind of bastard style are you calling?"
Huzi opened his mouth and said angrily, "Sister, I'm standing up for you! How can you help outsiders speak?"
The beautiful woman on the Humvee raised her voice, "Cut! Who asked you to help me out? Maybe your sister just wants to get out of the car and make some friends!"
These words were louder, no doubt they were intended for Liu Yihua to hear.
Classmate Liu shuddered when he heard this... Oh my god! Are there really hot girls? Don't let yourself be trapped in a cocoon!
Thinking of this, Liu Yihua quickened his pace, flew onto the taxi co-pilot and said, "Sister, drive!"
For a while, Huzi didn't know what reason to stop Liu Yihua, so he could only shout: "Don't go!" But if you are a real bastard, let alone your father, your sister can teach you a good lesson.
Seeing that Mr. Hu had spoken, the policeman froze for a while and shouted, "Don't leave!"
Liu Yihua asked through the car window, "Why are you not allowed to leave? Give me a reason first!"
reason? Where is the reason? Could it be that in broad daylight... really dare to rob civilian women? Huzi was stunned for a moment, and could only helplessly say: "Anyway, you are not allowed to leave!"
"Yes! You can't let him go! Brother Hu, it's not convenient for you to come forward. I'll get someone to clean him up." The greasy-haired and pink-faced Xiao Bin said as he took out his phone to call for someone.
At this time, the beauty on the Hummer came down and said coldly: "Don't bully anyone! Besides, you can't beat him, so why stop him?"
Brother Hu said angrily: "Sister! Don't worry about me all the time, okay? Brother, I'm a man! What's wrong with a man doing something bad? I... I don't bully people, okay? Bully cars! Brother Sun, stop their car! Scholars, you are not allowed to drive into Capital University!"
The policeman surnamed Sun hurriedly waved his hand...to let the three policemen get off the police car, and then said stiffly to the driving lady: "No traffic ahead, please drive to another place."
The eldest sister who was driving became angry, and said without showing weakness: "Why? Even if you are a traffic policeman, you have no right to prohibit me from driving into Capital University... Don't say you are not a traffic policeman!"
The policeman surnamed Sun got angry for a while... Then he said arrogantly: "It's not allowed to drive anyway!"
Liu Yihua sighed and said, "Sister, forget it, we don't want to implicate you! Don't go to Capital University in your car, let's get out of the car and walk in, and see what they say."
The driving lady said angrily: "My family lives in Capital University, why won't you let me go home? What a joke!"
At this time, the beautiful woman on the Humvee stepped forward angrily and said, "Sun, you dare to do bad things with my brother? See if I don't tell my father."
The policeman surnamed Sun wiped his sweat... He hesitated and said: "This... Miss... I..."
At this time, creaking creaking... two more military vehicles parked beside them, and a thick-skinned soldier got out of the car and pointed at the policeman surnamed Sun and said, "Who are you? Are you tired of working too much? How dare you mess with our young lady?"
The beauty known as the young lady cast a nasty look at the five-year-old and three-year-old soldier, and said, "Why are you here? You don't have to worry about this matter!"
Brother Hu next to him secretly gave Xiaobin a thumbs up, which meant that he was right to call someone!
Seeing that the eldest lady ignored him, the soldier laughed a few times, and then said to Brother Hu: "Young Master Hu, I heard that someone dared to provoke you? Is it that bastard? Is it that policeman? I'll send him away!"
Huzi smiled wryly, and said in a low voice: "It's a mistake! The police are our own! It's the people in that taxi who bullied Xiaobin!"
The greasy-faced guy hurried forward and said flatteringly: "Captain Zhang, that kid in the taxi picked on me and bullied me! Look... he smashed the trunk of my Porsche flat!"
Captain Zhang turned around angrily and said: "The pickets... arrest the man in the taxi! Take him back to the army!"
The eldest lady laughed angrily, and said: "Zhang Dapao! You are really embarrassing to your grandfather! I see who of you dare to bully others today?"
Huzi wiped his sweat and said anxiously: "No, I said that my future brother-in-law... can't arrest people! Then my sister will be angry... Just block the way and prevent this taxi from entering the Capital University!"
Brother Hu called Zhang Dapao his future brother-in-law... he felt very sweet in his heart! He took a weak look at the eldest lady, and then said: "Pickets! Block the road, and don't allow this taxi to enter the Capital University!"
Now, it is no longer a matter of whether a taxi can enter Capital University! It is a big question of personality and dignity.
Liu Yihua held down the eldest sister who was about to lose her temper, got out of the car, glanced coldly at the policeman surnamed Sun and Zhang Dapao, and said, "Why? Why? In broad daylight, other cars can enter Capital University. cannot?"
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he glanced at the "Miss" with a little gratitude... and the eldest lady blushed slightly after being glanced at by Liu Yihua.
Classmate Liu wanted a reason... The policeman surnamed Sun looked at Zhang Dapao for help... This reason is not easy to find!
Zhang Dapao faltered for a while, and suddenly said harshly: "The front has been listed as a military restricted area! Your taxi is not allowed to pass!"
Liu Yihua smiled and said, "Then what should we do if we have to go there?"
Zhang Dapao glared, and said unreasonably: "Do you have to go there? That's okay! Unless you fly over from the sky! There is no way to go on the ground!"
Huzi on the side gave a thumbs up!
The oil-headed noodle Xiaobin taunted Liu Yihua and said, "Boy... how about it? Fly? I'll make you crazy again! "Grandma" "Grandma", you have the guts to masturbate!"
Liu Yihua was so angry that he looked up to the sky and laughed a few times, then stretched his hands into his pants and said, "Jerk off as soon as you masturbate! I will show you how to masturbate in public today!"