[Fifth update today!]
Wang Yifei was very angry when she saw Wang Jin being so arrogant! Liu Yihua had an idea and smiled and said: "Boy, hurry home and find your father Wang Gang, don't blame me for not reminding you: you still have a chance to see him for the last time when you go home now, otherwise, both of you father and son will be on the guillotine Good-bye! Come back quickly! I don't need to frighten you with my bluff!"
Wang Jin said angrily: "Boy, do you dare to curse my father? Hmph, what's wrong with my father at such a young age? Again, this is a classroom and I don't want to mess with it! But, just wait when you get out of school!"
Liu Yihua joked: "Oh, what a majesty! There is a poem for you for free: 'Your father is Wang Gang, and his tone is so arrogant. The director is a high-ranking official, what do you dare to do? If you are an official, you have the power, and everyone is popular. .In today's world, a mother is a woman who has "milk". Having a good father is better than anything else. If you don't study hard, you can't learn well. As long as you have your father, you will be in the backstage! There is a car and a villa. Village. Eat well and drink spicy food, and carry a gun when you go out. Don’t say that you are drunk, you don’t panic when you are drunk. It’s best not to mess with you, your father is Wang Gang!’”
Liu Yihua said that all the students in the class were taken aback, and then they all burst into laughter! This jingle is kind of funny!
Wang Jin pointed to Liu Yihua and said, "Boy, wait!" After speaking, he turned around and left angrily!
Just now Wang Jin kept saying that he would not do anything in school... In fact, he was a little afraid of Liu Yihua's strength! That night Liu Yihua taught Wang Jin a good lesson! Let his memory be fresh!
Wang Jin happened to see Liu Yihua and Wang Yifei this morning, and was overjoyed! Hurry up to Liu Yihua and Wang Yifei's classroom to post for a while, and then slip away! A hero does not suffer from the immediate loss, so Wang Jin decides to go first! Wait until you find a chance to fix Liu Yihua properly
After leaving Liu Yihua's classroom, Wang Jin felt a little flustered! For some reason, Wang Jin always felt that what Liu Yihua said about his father... seemed to be true!
Wang Jin hesitated for a moment, then suddenly turned around and ran towards the school gate. He wanted to drive to see his father! Otherwise he feels uneasy!
In the classroom, Wang Yifei said: "Why don't you teach him a lesson? How arrogant is he? It's really just like the one described in your jingle!"
Liu Yihua whispered: "Huh, I want him to taste the taste of family ruin! I want that Wang Jin to watch her father, mother, relatives, minions... being arrested one by one! This kind of excitement must be unforgettable in a lifetime! How about it?" ? How are you doing with this?"
Wang Yifei was stunned for a moment...then smiled and said, "Okay! Great! I think you are too hurt! Aren't you torturing people like this? This is even more uncomfortable than directly arresting him!"
Liu Yihua said: "To deal with this kind of beast! It must be cruel and ruthless! Repay him with the same way! Well, wait! It is estimated that his father Wang Gang will disappear secretly in the morning! Wang Jin can't find his father, so he will come to beg Let's drop! At that time, I'll play him to death!"
Wang Yifei asked in disbelief: "No way? Are you Zhuge Liang? Can you guess this too?"
Liu Yihua said inscrutablely: "Don't believe me? Then let the facts speak for themselves!"
Wang Yifei pursed her lips and read a book!
One morning's class seemed to cost tens of thousands. At noon, just as the professor left and the students hadn't left the classroom, Wang Jin burst into the classroom angrily and angrily, shouting hysterically at Liu Yihua: "Where did you get my father? !?"
Well!
This voice immediately became silent in the classroom, and the whole class looked at Wang Jin in fear. He is the bully in the school!
After Wang Jin finished yelling, there was a great deal of calm.
Everyone knows it's the calm before the storm! At Capital University, no one dared to challenge Wang Jin, let alone a new student! But everyone was a little baffled by Wang Jin's question! Your father is gone, why are you looking for Liu Yihua
But Wang Yifei's eyes widened at this time! It seems that student Liu Yihua is really the reincarnation of Zhuge Liang!
Liu Yihua raised his head and looked at Wang Jin's distorted face because of anger... His eyes were red and flickering because of anger and fear... After a long time, classmate Liu smiled and said: "Your father? How do I know if your father is gone? He is a man !If your mother can't find it maybe I'll know something..."
I pour!
What does this mean? After the whole class was stunned for a moment, they realized the meaning of this... It feels really interesting!
What Liu Yihua meant was - your father is a man, so I won't have any trouble with him, of course I don't know where he is! But your mother is a woman, and I might be interested in her, so it's possible to know where she is... so understandable, right
Wang Jin was also stunned for a moment. He became angry and punched Liu Yihua's desk...Unfortunately, the punch hit the opened pencil case, causing the pencils, pens, ballpoint pens, knives, rulers... all over the pencil case to be scattered. Fly!
Liu Yihua stretched out his hand very coolly, blocking a compass flying towards Wang Yifei... This thing is pointed, of course, classmate Liu does not allow Xiao Fei's sister to suffer any harm!
The moment Wang Jin punched, all the students in the class were startled--finally they were about to strike! Student Liu Yihua is going to be miserable! Wang Jin is a well-known school hooligan!
But Wang Jin made a move, but the target was not Liu Yihua's head... but a pencil case! This makes everyone a little confused! When did Wang Jin become so polite
Looking at the stationery scattered all over the place... Everyone is wondering what will happen to Liu Yihua later... Is it a fight against Wang Jin? Or beg for mercy? Or run away
To the surprise of the students, Liu Yihua looked at Wang Jinzheng's bleeding hand and said with pity: "Hey, be careful! You see, your hands are broken! And those pencils, pens... are very sharp! I'll smash them for you You have to fly all over the sky... What if you smash your classmates? Even if you smash the flowers and plants, it's not good... Wang Jin, you are too naughty!"
Well!
The audience is dumbfounded!
Liu Yihua's tongue-twister-like banter made the world clean for a few seconds! It is conceivable how effective the ridiculous "Tang Monk Chanting Sutra" was in the 1980s!
"Puchi..." Wang Yifei was the first to laugh out! It seems that the brains of students who have been abroad are quick to respond!
Then, the whole class reacted slowly and burst into laughter!
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ps: Today I sorted out the data to be synchronized with the mobile phone -- a total of 460,000 words! In other words, the "Official Road" that you see on mobile is incomplete! It is missing 460,000 words, and one-fifth of the content is missing! But fortunately, just like this, "Official Road" is still ranked in the top 10 of mobile wireless official circles... Hey, Jinhuan is a little blush! The data has been edited, and it is estimated that it will be synchronized within a few days!