[Fifth update today!]
Liu Yihua provoked for a while, making Dahei over there stupid for a while... Then he finally understood! The mainland boy in front of him really doesn't want to live anymore! Since she dared to insult her mother and sister
Seeing Dahei in a daze... Liu Yihua continued to add embellishment: "Oh, I forgot! It may be that your mother and sister are too sorry for others, it's okay! I don't ask too much, just let them live with me!
Oh, 18 no ugly girls! No matter how ugly your sister is, she probably has a decent figure! But your mother... it's hard to say! It won't be ugly like a monster, will it? "
Liu Yihua's words are too vicious! Don't say that the other party is a person of flesh and blood, even a stone will get angry after hearing it!
"You...you..." Dahei was stunned! He couldn't believe that a mainland boy could say such a thing? He was mad! I was so angry that my blood pressure rose, my brain became confused, and I temporarily lost my language ability!
Liu Yihua smirked, he was very satisfied with his performance, and he was also very satisfied with Dahei's performance. If Dahei is still not angry, then Liu Yihua can only turn around and leave! If you want to find fault, no one will give you a chance... What can I do
Strike while the iron is hot! In order to stimulate Comrade Dahei more deeply, Liu Yihua will continue to work hard! He slapped his head and suddenly realized: "Oh, your mother looks like a monster? Hehe, mentioning your mother... why did I suddenly think of Tang Seng? Why do I think of Tang Seng more and more like a goblin? Hey, it seems Monsters and beasts can also be inherited! Look at your appearance... In fact, man, you don’t need to make up to become a fairy! If you don’t know what a fairy looks like, then please look in the mirror and find out!”
At this time Dahei was already in a deep coma! Not only did he lose his ability to speak, but his brain was also short-circuited! Now he was already a standard vegetative person, standing there motionless...without even turning his eyeballs.
Liu Yihua feels that Comrade Dahei is very pitiful, but in the face of the underworld in Hong Kong, Liu Yihua decided to show no mercy! He showed a bright smile... and continued: "Hey, don't be discouraged! Being a monster is actually like being a human being! Monsters in modern society also need to have a benevolent heart. When a monster has a benevolent heart, It's no longer a monster... it's a shemale!"
"Haha..." Hearing Liu Yihua's words... the onlookers finally laughed! Liu Yihua is so talented! Nonsense is not popular in Hong Kong in this era! Uncle Zhou Xingchi still doesn't know where to eat box lunch! Such a classic line, from Liu Yihua, who looks like a mainland boy, speaks it in proficient Cantonese... its shocking power is undoubtedly terrifying! Let the Hong Kong audience watching around have a serious sense of unreality!
How does this look like a fight? It's like a comedy! Everyone looked at Dahei and the "pervert" standing there stupidly... they thought it was very funny!
Liu Yihua also laughed! He shook his hand in front of Dahei's eyes... and continued: "What's wrong? Are you so excited? Well, where did you just say it? I'm a little 'messy' with you kid... Oh, I remembered, and said Here we come to the ladyboy! In fact, the ladyboy is very promising!
The classic I just said, right? But I have something more classic--humans and demons are born of mothers, different people are born of human beings, demons are born of demons... Hey, what is your mother's name? "
A classic line of Journey to the West came out of Yihua's mouth... completely shocked the audience around! What year is this year? How can there be such a classic line in this era? Such a classic joke
The whole audience was conquered by Liu Yihua's talent! They couldn't figure out why a young man from the mainland could speak such a classic language! The most important thing is why Liu Yihua has such courage!
You know, Dahei often goes to this nightclub, and he and the "pervert" next to him are members of the 18k underworld organization in Hong Kong! This underworld organization is ruthless, and this nightclub belongs to them! Therefore, Dahei and the "pervert" can do whatever they want here! No one dared to say anything! In fact, more than a dozen waitresses have been molested by them! But these waitresses dare not speak out! The nightclub didn't dare to say anything... it was just a waste of money to eliminate disasters! Give those waitresses a treat!
Unexpectedly, such a gang that does all kinds of crimes... was challenged by a young man from mainland China today! The audience around are not fools, they know exactly what Liu Yihua wants to do! Liu Yihua is provoking them! He is trying to make things bigger! So why Liu Yihua? Is it just the men in black behind him? Even if those men in black are really powerful! But it seems that there are only a dozen of them... and 18k has hundreds of people!
It seems that a century has passed... Dahei finally woke up! He furiously said: "You really fucking don't want to live anymore! Brother... 'Fuck' guy, abolish this kid!"
The "pervert" next to him woke up a little earlier than Dahei, he had already drawn the machete from his body! This machete is a must-have item for underworld personnel! Needless to say, it is used to chop people... Most people are terrified when they see this kind of machete! In fact, the "pervert" and Dahei didn't really kill a few people! However, the diners always carry it! This is an identity mark!
Dahei hasn't finished speaking yet... The pervert has already raised his machete and slashed at Liu Yihua viciously! Behind Liu Yihua, Xiaoyu and Xiaoqiu protect Liu Yihua from left to right... But Liu Yihua stopped Xiaoyu and Xiaoqiu with a wave of his hand, and he kicked the "pervert" wolf in the stomach! The body of the "pervert" immediately flew out! Then squatted on the ground and screamed!
Dahei froze for a moment... Just as he pulled out the machete, Liu Yihua grabbed him by the neck! Lift it up!
Liu Yihua's hand tightly grabbed Dahei's neck, making Dahei unable to breathe! After a while, the big black eyes bulged like the eyes of a goldfish!
At this time, Comrade Pervert saw that the situation was not good and ran away quietly! When Liu Yihua saw the fleeing pervert, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth! He knew that Comrade Pervert was going to call someone! I don't know if they have "fireworks" like the Ax Gang... But Liu Yihua believes that it won't be long before there will be a lot of underworld comrades visiting this nightclub!
Seeing Dahei's appearance... Xiaoyu behind him reminded: "Yihua, be merciful! The superior said try not to cause any deaths! As long as our gang does not cause deaths, the "government" here will not care! Dare to control! Because there are too many gang organizations here... These gangs have complicated backgrounds behind them, and the "government" dare not "intervene" easily!"