[Today's fourth update!]
Where does Liu Yihua care about children's compositions? Run out first to avoid the limelight.
Zhou Huijie put on her clothes and walked over with a smile, patted Bao'er and said, "Bao'er, you scared your big brother and brother-in-law away! Can you not run away when you talk like that? The second aunt and uncle are also really, they are affectionate ... I don't avoid Bao'er either! Now our Bao'er is a big kid!"
Bao'er is very pure and innocent and smiled, and said smugly: "Of course! I am invincible Bao'er!
Oh, cousin, I really brought my composition to ask my elder brother and brother-in-law to correct me today! Now what? He ran away! "
Zhou Huijie knocked Bao'er on the head and said, "Come with me! Xiao Mian, want to run? You can't run away from our Bao'er's Wuzhi Mountain!"
It is said that Liu Yihua ran back to his room in one breath, panting: "Oh my god, I was scared to death! This little girl is not "**"! Oh, it is really "**"... In that case, you can not blush Don't you jump out and say it? And with an atmosphere of academic exchange, say it shamelessly? Convinced! It's the best invincible treasure!"
Liu Yihua sat for a while, got up and went to the bathroom, washed his face, and said in the mirror, "I'm a handsome guy, won't scare a cow to death, right? Well, when I look back, it should drive countless girls crazy , Screaming is the right thing to do!"
Liu Yihua took a few poses in front of the mirror that he thought were handsome, intoxicating himself first. I don't know why, but when I came to Hong Kong, Liu Yihua felt much more relaxed and free, as if he had returned to the future. It can be seen that Hong Kong is indeed a free society. Liu Yihua is in this environment, and his words and deeds have changed unconsciously.
At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Liu Yihua came out to open the door, and then exclaimed: "No way? Do you want to live? I can't afford to provoke and now I can't hide?"
Bao'er, who still had a harmless smile on her innocent face, walked in, followed by a wolf with a big tail - Zhou Huijie!
Zhou Huijie patted Liu Yihua, who was in a daze, and teased, "Yihua, Bao'er has taken a fancy to you...you can ask for blessings!"
Well! Liu Yihua was shocked, turned around, and asked weakly: "Excuse me, little sister Bao'er... you are here, what advice can you give me?"
Bao'er waved her hand quite grandly, and said in an old-fashioned way: "You are welcome... Brother-in-law, how dare I teach you? It is my younger sister who has an excellent and invincible masterpiece, and I specially come to ask my brother-in-law to advise and taste it! Big brother and brother-in-law, you Please take a look!"
Liu Yihua tremblingly took the composition that Bao'er handed to him, looked at her suspiciously, and then concentrated on reading the composition.
After reading it for a few minutes, Liu Yihua fell to the floor and said tragically, "This is okay? This is really invincible and cool! The level of shocking in this composition cannot be described in words!"
Zhou Huijie took the composition out of nowhere, and read it:
"Sunday"
Today is Sunday, although yesterday we went to Ocean Park to play until 11:00 pm, but today we still woke up early, and then went to the Taiping Mountain next to Ocean Park to pick fruits, because "grandma" and "grandpa" and grandpa Live in Taipingshan.
After we got to the bottom of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and started climbing, and we reached the top of the mountain in about 1 minute. The air on the top of the mountain is so good, grandpa took us to his orchard.
Wow! Grandpa's orchard is very big, and he has planted many fruit trees - watermelon trees, strawberry trees, pineapple trees... Because I was too young to climb the trees, grandpa climbed the watermelon tree, picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to Dad. Dad picked it up with one finger!
There are also many fruits growing on the ground in the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, durians and so on. Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled off the skin and seeds with his hands, and distributed them to everyone.
Coconut and durian are delicious! I ate more than 20 coconuts and more than 10 durians... My cousin even threw durians at me, it hurts so much!
After eating the fruit feast, we went to the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain to play. I heard from the teacher that the Himalayas are the highest mountains in the world!
Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us. I climbed and climbed with my cousin. It took about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I was so hot.
Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in the hot springs. What a cold hot spring! What a great place the Himalayas are!
Later, my cousin Zhou Huijie asked me if I had any money. She saw a McDonald's near the top of the mountain... Dead cousin, borrow money from me every time!
When we were buying McDonald's on the top of the Himalayas, we heard our mother calling us home at the top of the Victoria Peak, so my cousin and I had to leave reluctantly... The Taiping Mountain and the Himalayas are really fun places. I also asked my father and mother to take us to play.
Dad said that if I come first in this exam, he will take me to Tokyo, Beijing, and Nanjing this Sunday. In fact, I want to go to Xijing the most! Because I have a cute little cousin who lives in Xijing.
She said that the textbooks are actually deceptive. There are mountains in Xijing that are higher than the Himalayas. It takes about 3 minutes to climb. There are also a big night market, a children's playground, and a clear stream.
I must work hard to get the first place in the exam, and then ask my father to take me to these places to play!
"This..." Like Liu Yihua, Zhou Huijie sat down on the ground, speechless.
Liu Yihua couldn't laugh or cry and looked at the teacher's evaluation, which is more fair and objective.
The teacher wrote: The content is full of contradictions, exaggerated to the fullest, and I don't know what to say! This is something I have never seen in my teaching for more than 20 years! Be sure to be authentic next time!
Liu Yihua touched Zhou Huijie with his hand and smiled wryly, "How?"
Zhou Huijie looked at Liu Yihua and gasped, "I lost, I lost! Baoer, I was completely defeated by you! You... are too invincible!"
At this moment, Baoer smiled sweetly, and said sweetly and cutely: "Big brother and brother-in-law... How about this masterpiece? Do you think Baoer is very talented? You can predict the future and development of Hong Kong... Then the big brother and brother-in-law predict the next treasure Is your son's future and prospects good?"
Liu Yihua looked at Bao'er's big eyes that were extremely clear, even more crystal clear than crystal... Moaned weakly: "Your future
good! Really good!
high! It's really high!
powerful! Really strong!
Ho ho ho! very good, very powerful! Very yellow and violent! "
Bao'er was at a loss and said: "Big brother and brother-in-law, what did you say? It's too profound... I don't understand, can you summarize it in one sentence?"
Liu Yihua sat up straight, "smiled" and said: "Summary in one sentence
no problem!
Well, the future of our universe's super invincible Thunderbolt Lightning youthful and beautiful little beauty Miss Bao'er can be summed up in one sentence--both nerdy and rotten, the future is uncertain! quack! "